Yep, we're back with Dax Shepard.
And he's wearing his birthday gift.
It's Brad Pitt overalls.
So--
Yeah.
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So you're on the ranch.
And you're shooting on the ranch now, right?
Yes, ma'am.
You and--
With Ashton Kutcher.
--Ashton Kutcher.
Yes, wonderful.
And that is about as fun as it gets.
I bet it is.
Yeah.
It's really, really, really sweet to be coming full circle.
He discovered me.
Yes.
And now we're working as peers on the show.
I like it.
We love it.
And I like you both.
All right, we can't have you here without-- you are so good
at answering questions.
So it's time for ask Dr. Dax.
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Yeah.
All right.
I mean, really, he's so good at this.
I would like to have an entire hour with you doing this.
OK, [? Alicia ?] [? Casillas-- ?] where's that?
[? Casillas? ?] Hi.
Stand up, and let's ask Dr. Dax.
Hi, Dr. Dax.
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Sorry.
I was wondering--
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You forgot your question?
Really?
Yes, OK.
So I was wondering--
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I hope your question is, how do I remember questions better?
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OK.
So how do I tell my husband that his favorite position is not--
is my least favorite?
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OK.
Wow.
Worth remembering.
Yeah.
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I would think, yeah, I'd remember that if that's--
And you mean like on an airplane,
like he likes the window seat and you like the window seat?
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Wow.
Look.
Wait, how long have you been married?
Five years.
That's a long time.
That's a long time to not be in your favorite position, yeah.
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I'm going to make some really general, broad statements
about the sexes and gender, and it'll probably
get me in hot water.
But I'll just say this.
I have a hard time believing that your husband has
a hard time getting to the finish line.
No, he does.
You follow me?
He's a man.
He can probably get to the finish line just easy.
I think we should prioritize you getting in the finish line.
So here's my solution, is let's start things
off in his position.
I don't know what that is.
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Is it in the bedroom, the kitchen?
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Is it while he operates heavy machinery?
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Maybe it's just it's cold.
Maybe he likes to be outdoors.
We're thinking of things that are so basic.
You're trying to get her to say what it is,
and she's not going to, I hope.
OK.
I hope.
So I would suggest, I would say, hon, let's start things off.
You go crazy.
It's your turn.
Then midway through, let's swap.
Let's switch it up.
And I'd like to do what feels best for me
because we need to get me over that finish line.
Yes.
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I think both people can win.
Yeah.
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Have you never said to him, that's not my favorite,
or can we change it up?
You've never said that to him?
I say let's change it up.
But you don't say, I don't like that position?
Yeah.
But see, I don't--
I don't want to get in it with you because I love you, but--
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I think we can keep the whole thing positive.
I don't think you have to say, I hate that position.
I think you could just say, sweetie,
I have a position that I prefer, and it makes it
much more pleasurable for me.
And so if you wouldn't mind if midway through things,
I'm going to go off your cues.
You know when you're halfway there.
Let's--
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Let's 180 it.
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All right.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
All right.
Her position might be with his friend.
We don't even know.
We don't know what she's asking.
Maybe that's why she doesn't like it, yeah.
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Yeah.
Anyway, yeah.
Speak up.
You need to take care of your needs.
You should speak up and say, I would
prefer not doing this for, let's say, the next five years.
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Because you had five years of that position, and I'd
like another.
Anyway.
And no one's a mind reader.
We agree no one's a mind reader.
I don't agree.
There are mind readers in the world.
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All right.
You think there's mind readers in her bedroom?
My hunch is no.
Right.
OK.
You have to tell him.
Yeah.
Do you want to know about my favorite-- you don't, OK.
We have a question from Kristen Bell.
Stand up.
Yes.
Yeah.
Hi.
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Dr. Dax, I was curious if--
Could you state your name?
Kristen Bell.
Oh, OK.
B-E-L-L. What would you recommend getting someone very
special, like a spouse, for their birthday?
Or how would you spoil them on their birthday?
In the bedroom?
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Let's say I have in the bedroom covered.
OK, uh huh.
No, outside the bedroom.
I would say please, please, please give that person
love and support for 11 years, give them two beautiful baby
girls.
Aww.
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And you're good.
You're crying too.
You sit down, young lady.
We've heard enough of your question.
I love you.
See, we had to bring her on my birthday
so that people would come.
Yeah.
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We didn't even say you'd be here.
All right, Kristen, come on down.
We have a cake.
We've got a cake for you because it is your birthday.
Kristen, come on down.
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(SINGING) Happy birthday to you.
Oh my goodness.
(SINGING) Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear Dax.
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[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHTER]
You saw it start to go.
I started getting suspicious for sure.
Yeah, it got--
Get out of here, you little rascal.
[LAUGHTER]
Well, that made my birthday much better.
Now it's a great birthday.
Can you come out?
Do you have any sex questions?
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