Hello, and welcome from Eastern Europe, a place where we drink vodka for breakfast.
My name is ColdBeerHD and this is my list of a games to play while being drunk.
Some of the games will require a friend and others will not.
Most of the games you can play on your PC and some will require a console.
Mortal Kombat X
Or actually any other Mortal Kombat game.
Why Mortal Kombat and not some Street Fighter, Tekken or Soulcalibur?
Because of blood and gore.
While you’re drunk, simple light show will not keep you satisfied as much as fountains
of human liquids.
If you have a friend, just beat the shit out of his fat disgusting body.
Not in a real life of course, because in a process you might hurt your knuckles and hurting
yourself is always bad.
So, if you have a friend, just install the game and have fun, and if not – you still
can beat AI or others via multiplayer function.
Though it’s not that fun.
So let’s move along.
GTA 5
I’ve seen several videos where people are recommend playing GTA V and getting drunk
inside the game while being drunk in a real life.
Why?
Don’t do that.
One drunk you is more than enough.
So, you can play multiplayer, which is always fun or just roam around in single player game,
steal some helicopters, try to do some crazy tricks, fly under the bridge or something,
I don’t know.
Release your drunken craze in this wonderful game.
Hotline Miami
A game where you shoot things while listening to an amazing music.
What could be better?
Ok ok… you got me there.
More vodka always better.
Or beer.
Or whiskey.
Or tequila.
Or that shmeckls your granddad used to brew in his cellar before going to jail for that.
So, Hotline Miami is a great game to play while being drunk, just remember that it is
hard, harder than you can imagine.
That’s what she said.
Braid
When you’re drunk you make a lot of mistakes.
In example you want to send your dick pic to your ex girlfriend, but accidentally send
it to your mother or sister.
Or father.
Or aunt.
And that’s not the worst that could happen while you’re drunk.
Worst thing is when your aunt sends you something similar back.
So this game is perfect for those who make a lot drunken mistakes.
Here you can turn back time and start your moves over and over again.
Though you cannot ever unsee that picture your aunt Olga sent you.
Alien Isolation
So, you might be a pussy and would never dare to play games like that while sober.
Well, you’re coward no more.
Grab Alien Isolation and isolate yourself with an terrifying Alien inside huge and scary
space station named Sevastopol.
This name alone encourages me to drink even more vodka and be pussy no more.
Monstrum
Maybe Alien Isolation is a bit too story driven for you.
Maybe you just want to have fun.
So instead of Isolation I recommend you Monstrum – an indie game where you roam inside abandoned
cargo ship in a middle of the ocean and you’re not alone here, some terrible monster lurks
nearby and you just have to escape this ship unharmed.
Usually monster gets you in a first 10 minutes, but when you master the game mechanics, it
could take about an hour of playtime to escape the ship completely.
If you don’t want to play it yourself, you can find my let’s play video in my channel.
It is highly entertaining, I promise you that.
Just Dance
When you’re drunk, you usually want to go dancing, but because you have no friends you’re
stuck at home watching my video.
So grab a game of Just Dance and start dancing.
You will get a lot of satisfaction and you also will shake some fat out of your shapeless
body.
It’s a good thing to have some form, more people would want to bang you this way.
So why wait, start dancing now!
And to be fair, I have to say, that I would never do that, dancing is for vegans and abstinents,
for everyone else is squating.
Wii Sports
You probably don’t have the machine, but if you do, Wii sports tennis is the best game
you can play drunk with your drunk friend.
Just that.
All I wanted to say.
Rocket League
I know that this game might be hard to play while drunk, but booooyyy it’s fun.
Grab your copy of Rocket League, turn on your engine and smash those balls inside your friends
hole.
That’s what she said.
You can play this game with a friend or if you don’t have one, you can play a multiplayer
alone... while crying.
It will still be really fun.
I do recommend this for you.
It’s good for you.
Any racing game
If you have a friend, just grab any racing game and start racing.
A lot of people do recommend Mario Kart, but if you don’t have a Nintendo console, just
grab Project Cars, Dirt or any other.
Make your racing fun by betting something.
Like money.
You can lose all your money to your friend.
Then avoid his calls, never actually give him any of your coin and find another friend.
That’s how problems are solved in Eastern Europe.
So, my list is over.
There are no doubt way more games you could enjoy playing while drunk, games like Skyrim,
Rock Band, Surgeon Simulator and others.
Please tell me what do you prefere in the comments below, I read every comment.
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This was ColdBeerHD, have a great day, bye.