VANILLA ICE Leave me alone.
PRIEST I cannot leave alone a soul in pain.
VANILLA ICE Do you know who I am?
PRIEST No idea.
But, that makes no difference.
All are equal in God’s eyes.
VANILLA ICE Are they?
How well are you trained in hip hop?
PRIEST I know a little.
I listened to it in my youth.
VANILLA ICE Old school?
New school?
East coast?
West coast?
PRIEST Pop rap.
VANILLA ICE Ah!
Then you must know this.
[rapping] Alright stop, collaborate and listen / Ice
is back with the brand new invention / Something grabs a hold of me tightly / Flow like a harpoon
daily and nightly / "Will it ever stop?"
Yo, I don't know / Turn off the lights, and I'll glow / To the extreme, I rock a mic
like a vandal / Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Recognize it?
PRIEST I can’t say I do.
VANILLA ICE It was certified platinum.
All right, how about this one —
[rapping] Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO!
/ Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
/ GO GO GO GO!
PRIEST I regret it is not too familiar.
VANILLA ICE Can you recall no rhymes of mine?
My major label debut was number one for sixteen weeks.
It sold fifteen million copies.
I had my own movie.
Here.
What about this one —
[rapping] His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy / There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs
PRIEST [overlapping and then taking over] But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud / He opens his
mouth, but the words won't come out / He's choking how, everybody's joking now / The
clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Oh, yes I know that!
That’s charming!
I’m sorry, I didn’t know you wrote that.
VANILLA ICE I didn’t.
That was Marshall.
PRIEST Marshall . . . Crenshaw?
Is he a rapper?