- Mac.
October 6 to 12.
Girlies, let's talk about it.
Around this same time last year I announced a trip to Japan
that I took with at least 15 other people.
We had a fun time.
We saw fun things.
We ate good food.
You know, there's a bunch of queers eating sushi
and walking around a bunch of temples.
That's what we were.
I'm doing another trip again,
this time, October 6th to 12.
And this time in Italy.
Italy.
(Mac harmonizing)
The Italian Riviera to be exact, okay?
Not Rome, not Florence, girl.
I've been to Italy like five times now.
I wanna do something different, do something new,
do something I've never even thought of before.
Before I get into it,
we're gonna go straight into the price, girl,
straight into the price.
I'm not going to waste your time.
In order to reserve a spot,
all you have to do is get 25% down
and there's also a payment plan.
Be about like $100 a month or so
if you're really, really like down bad for this, okay?
I would say it's a very fun time.
Please do not destroy your pockets, okay?
But it's going to be 3,299 for the first 10 people.
Do you hear that?
My smoke alarm is going off and I'm so pissed off
because I replaced the battery off of that thing twice.
It's just one smoke alarm.
I have like six in this place,
but this one single fucking smoke alarm,
I don't know what's happening.
I don't know what broke it
because bitch, this would be the third time
I'm replacing this fucking battery
in the past like four months.
That's not supposed to be a thing that happens.
I don't wanna die, okay?
So I gotta replace the fucking smoke alarm.
Anyways, 3000.
Oh my God, did you hear it again?
Hear it again.
It happened again. (laughing)
$3,299, the first 10 people
and $3,399 for everyone else.
There's about 24 spots, not about,
there is exactly 24 spots available
by the time I'm saying this right now.
But I am filming this day before it actually launches.
So we'll see what the fuck happens.
$100 off for the first 10 spots.
But now should I show you what we're getting into.
Italian Riviera adventure with MacDoesIt.
Ooh.
October 6th to October 12th.
Embark on a seven day journey
along with the enchanting Italian Riviera
where each day promises new delight.
Begin your adventure in the vibrant cities of Alassio
and Sanremo, known for its floral charm
and Mediterranean flairs.
Sorry if I'm saying any of these names so wrong.
Okay, girl, I'm American.
Explore the bustling market, savor fresh seafood,
and bask in the Riviera sun-kissed ambience.
Next venture to the picturesque Portofino,
a gem of the Ligurian coast.
Marvel at the pastel-hued building lining the harbor.
Take a boat ride along the rugged coastline.
Don't forget to snap photos of this iconic village
as you continue along the Italian Riviera.
Discover hidden coves, sandy beaches,
and charming fish villages with each passing day.
You'll immerse yourself in the timeless beauty
and culinary treasures of this coastal paradise.
Motherfucker.
This is what your money's going to.
We're visiting multiple cities,
complete with transportation to and from each city,
hotel stays.
And also we're paying for a tour guide
to follow us for the entire, like, week.
Our tour guide in Japan was really cute.
Really cute lady, very patient, and very happy.
We also met other tour guides along the way
for other different, separate things
that were also really fun, really happy people.
But also the package includes a Sanremo food tour.
I'm about to butcher the fuck out these names, girl.
Dolceacqua tour, a visit in Camogli.
A visit in Monterosso al Mare.
A visit in Vernazza, Riomaggiore.
Boat cruise from the Santa Margherita to Portofino.
A visit of San Fruttuoso and a visit of Portofino.
Motherfucker.
Fly in from Nice Cote d'Azur Airport
and fly out of the Milan Maipensa MXP.
Whatever the fuck, okay?
The package does not include flights.
Everyone comes from different parts of the world,
different parts of the country.
Flights are different prices.
They cannot include that in their trip.
It does include six breakfasts and two dinners.
But I will say food in Italy is very cheap, okay?
Believe it from a motherfucker that's been there
way more than he needs to be.
Trip also does not include visas and travel insurance.
Also, next year, 2024, anybody from America
that is traveling to Europe has to sign a visa now.
I don't know what the that entails, girl,
'cause that's new for all of us.
We're going to have three transfers from the airport,
supposed to land in,
and then two transfers to the airport,
supposed to leave out.
And then the website has a little description of me,
MacDoesIty, and then a full itinerary
that breaks everything down day from day.
And we actually follow the itinerary
like it's fucking Bible,
unless something happens,
unless like, you know, the weather's bad,
or the world shakes, I don't fucking know.
But the itinerary is Bible.
We'll tell you day by day what's happening each day.
And there's a lot of stuff each day,
minus like one day where we get like a time off
and do whatever the fuck we want.
Mind you, we're staying only in two hotels
and we're visiting like seven villages.
So girl, we're gonna be walking, okay?
We are going to be walking around a lot,
a lot of walking.
It's old Europe, bitch.
There's not escalators anywhere, girl.
Also, a lot of seafood, probably.
We're by the water.
If you do have restrictions, or accommodations,
or anything you need for the trip,
make sure you include that in the little portal
that they give you when you apply.
TrovaTrip tries their best to be very accommodating.
They usually are really accommodating,
but they need a heads up beforehand, okay?
But do not come on this trip with an allergy to seafood
without telling 'em you have an allergy to seafood
'cause girl, we're about to go by the beach of Italy, okay?
Get your walking shoes, right?
Get your pain pills up.
I don't fucking know.
I'm excited about this one.
I'm very excited about this one.
I was excited about Japan,
but I'm more excited about this one
only because I know what Italy has to offer.
I haven't been to this part of Italy,
but I know what Italy has to offer.
And girl, let me tell you, it offers some great,
great things, bitch.
Japan was delicious.
Wait until you fucking taste Italy, girl.
Italy is fucking insane.
It's gonna be so fun.
But please listen to my advice, okay?
We gotta get our visas.
You gotta tell them if you need things.
You gotta tell 'em if you need things, okay?
You can't wait till last minute.
Don't be like, "Hey, I can't eat seafood."
They'll be like, "Okay, can't be around seafood.
Okay, well, then we'll figure it out."
"Hey, I can't walk for more than two hours."
They'll be like, "Okay, fine, we'll figure it out."
You'll bus everywhere, bitch.
I don't fucking know.
Tell them, tell them beforehand, okay?
Don't freak 'em out.
Don't stress 'em out like that.
It's all in the portal.
There's places to write it, okay?
Trip includes meals, a host and guide,
and double occupancy rooms.
If you want a single occupancy room,
you gotta include that in the portal as well.
Oh wait, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
Single rooms are not available.
Now, I'm lying.
See, now I'm misinforming.
Look at me.
Double occupancy in 4-star rooms.
No single rooms available.
So y'all about to get a roommate.
I'm so sorry, bring a friend.
If you don't want one, bring a friend,
and they'll be your roommate, okay?
Request them and they'll figure it out, girl.
Hey, anyways, I'm gonna go.
That's all I wanted to say right now.
But also pay attention to my social medias and my postings
because if we start filling up girl, I'm gonna be screaming.
Stay tuned. (smoke alarm beeps)
Y'all fucking heard it that time, did you?
You fucking heard it that time.
Should I call maintenance?
I guess.
Do I want a stranger in my fucking house?
No.
My name's Mac and don't forget to,
I was gonna try to say something in Italian,
but I totally forgot how to say anything in Italian.
(smoke alarm beeps)
You hear it right?
You hear it?
It's so annoying.
Oh my God.
Okay, bye.