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Okay, so the halter top tank top and Coachella headband bring you to $350
Will that be cash or credit?
Um..
I'm sorry. I thought you knew um, I'm Brittney Belson. I'm an influencer
So my offer is, I post a photo wearing these clothes maybe tag you
#WhateverYouGuysLike
And you give me these clothes for
$0. Oh
(Uh oh)
Right because you are an
influencer, of course
Yeah, actually, let me connect you to our social media rep. Thank you!
ARGH!
Bye bye now!
every Instagram celebrity ever
How is this girl so famous on Instagram? I'm always seeing her my explore page
Oh, she's best friends with the cousin of the friend who's the mailman of the makeup artist for Kylie Jenner's dog.
Oh.
Okay, I love her!
every "take my selfie!" ever
So your kidneys are completely failing Mr. Bogan
Now, I don't want to tell you what to do, but you need to make some major lifestyle changes. It says right here.
Your occupation is influencing, right? Yeah. Yeah, but do you get paid for that?
I don't exactly get paid in 'money'? But I do get a lot of free stuff real. Yeah, like lately
I've been surviving off this box of protein bars that I promoted last month
And then I also got a brand deal with this vegan facemask company, and those are sort of edible.
Anyway, you got a bathroom I can use? Oh for sure but we don't have any toilet paper.
Totally cool, I've been wipin' my a** with flat belly tea bags for the last six years.
I don't even follow people I just follow different parakeets
We're the first gym to have an area specifically designed for Instagram users such as yourself, let me know if you have any questions.
Oh. Cool thanks
Woah x6 What are you doing? I was just- In here?!
You're only allowed to work out your a**. Things like leg lifts or squats- way to go Karen- even butt shreds.
Way to go Devin. Ya get up in there! cakey boy butt bops and of course, PETER'S REVENGE. AHHHH.
The usual stuff. Yo, man. I just wanted normal looking body.
*disc scratches*
No one wants to see a normal looking body on Instagram. Not your grandma. Not God, not me. You disgust me
*scream of agony*
Keep it up Steven.
*Steven dies*
Guys, I'm the top live right now and I'm totes making spaghetts.
Oh my god babe, they're living the dream. That could be us one day. Okay, one more picture and we should be good, babe.
We're living the dream. (crying) I'm freaking lonely oh my god. I'm so lonely. (more crying) I use this arm for a lot of other things.
Follow for follow, huh
(breaking news audio)
A famous Instagram model known for her flawless selfies has been missing since last Sunday. Police believe it may be a kidnapping situation;
however, there will be no possible way of finding her because her use of Photoshop is so extensive on every photo that there will be
no way of recognizing her face in real life and if her body is found, no one will be able to identify it.
In other news, cupcakes are getting smaller *laughter*
I was verified and then I changed my name
Hey, you're Debbie you're that Instagram model who's like always outside in a bikini, right? Yeah, that's me
Haven't been inside for years. Spare some change?
What?
Oh
Are you always outside in your instagrams because you're..
Homeless? Yeah. Oh and are you always at the beach because..
The ocean is my shower? Yup
Yeah that's cool. You don't have to say it's cool, dude.
Chris Pratt follows Olivia and Courtney, but not me. What the hell?
Oh my god Britney Benson? You're like my favorite Instagram model. Aw thanks.
I just love how in every photo you're in a cool country, staying all these awesome hotels, adventuring with all these other attractive people?
It's so inspirational
How do you afford everything?
Well, it's pretty crazy what you can do and you just throw caution to the wind
I mean when I quit my job and decided to just travel all over the world,
I said yes to life and I didn't look ba- It's your dad's money, isn't it? Oh.
Yeah? Yeah..
(awkward...)
Every Instagram celebrity ever.
Okay, who is this girl and why she's so famous- Sorry I kicked over.. You kicked the lamp? Omg honestly, likes for days, am I right?
Breaking news: More time. I- I got it- I got it.
I don't know why I feel so weird that I'm declaring breaking news?
Breaking news. Breaking news. *sigh* Okay.
One day that could be us. One da-
One da (day) x2. Alright.
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