(sipping loudly)
(swallows, exhales)
- Hello.
(cap pops) Boop boop!
On My Hungover Kitchen, we boop boop
with gummy vitamins.
(chuckles)
Aw, it looks like the sun and the moon.
This could also be a children's show.
Is any of this interesting?
(light, cafe-style music)
Hey guys. This month as part of the college series,
we're doing My Hungover Kitchen
because if you, like me, spent a lot of your time
in college partying.
Spring break in Anchorage, Alaska, motherf-
Let's begin!
The breakfast delight I want to show you guys
how to make is called Cowboy Toast,
or, as some people refer to it,
(fast-paced piano music)
Wow.
Is it interesting, we all have so many different names for things.
Like, I have no idea why I call it Cowboy Toast,
versus somebody else calling it Egg in a Hole
or Huevo in a Sombrero.
Step one: take this adorable little sauce dish -
(stutters)
(laughs)
and place it in the center of your toast,
rotating slightly, also applying a lot of force.
This is where the egg will go (chuckles).
Now remove this circular piece
from the center of your toast,
just as you must remove yourself from the bed in the morning.
Wow. See, you fit perfectly inside the warm,
safe cocoon of your bed, but you got to go.
So take it out.
Step number two, what do you do?
You heat up your pan, doop-de-do.
Turn on the heat. (gas clicks)
Hey, come on. We had a good thing going.
What's up, dude?
There it is. You just needed a little love.
Don't we all.
Butter! While you heat your pan, add butter.
Why? So as not ruin things, like this pan.
Or, your breakfast.
I like the use the taking-the-whole-stick-of-butter-
and-scraping-it-along-the-pan method.
I like to think it adds a little seasoning
from every other meal that I've used this butter for.
(high-pitched mumble)
(laughs)
Boop boop.
Let it cook for a little bit and
pontificate about morning routines.
You know, a crucial step for me when I was in college
was to get out of bed and immediately take a shower.
This did one of two things:
one, it made me all wet so I couldn't possibly
get back in my bed.
And two, it woke me up?
Is that even interesting?
Ze egg.
Pro tip: don't always draw an egg face on your eggs
because the you'll end up not being able
to crack any of them, and then just keep
a box of rotting eggs in your fridge
with adorable faces on it and then everybody will be like
"What are those for?" and you'll be like "For?"
(eggs smacks against counter) Crack!
Oh yeah!
(egg sizzles in pan)
That's the magic!
Toast this little piece too, because why not?
Boop boop!
Reframe your camera lens and continue
to talk about the morning but don't get distracted
and forget that you're cooking this egg, Hannah.
Don't get distracted.
Another great trick for the morning: make your bed.
This not only A) prevents you from getting back in the bed
and using your laptop and just staying on Tumblr
and canceling all of your stuff for that day.
But it also gives you a pleasant surprise
every time you get home and you forgot
you made your bed that morning.
Then you're like, well it's time for me to go to sleep
(gasps) in a bed that's been made?
What is this, the Ritz?
Uh oh, turn down your heat.
Why are you cooking it on all the way hot, Hannah?
Turn on the fan, no smoke alarms today!
I got distracted, that's what happened.
Okay, so very calmly, try and flip your totally burnt egg.
It's not totally burnt, there's still hope.
Open the door. it's too early for fire alarms, guys.
Yeah, okay we got this.
Oh, not so bad! Hey, not so bad, we'll take it!
Great way to start the day.
Next step: plating.
Which side looks better? Ooh this side does, great.
Make that the side that goes up.
And this adorable little thing.
And look, voila! There you have it.
You have a beautiful Cowboy Toast slash
whatever you call this in your native land.
(makes kissing noises)
Now take a bite!
Aw man. Well, it's supposed to be nice and yolky.
But as you can see, the egg yolk is fully cooked.
Not only that, I didn't season it at all.
But I made breakfast, which is an important way
to start every day.
The other good news about this dish
is that it looks like you put more time and effort
into it than you did.
Maybe it doesn't look that way.
Maybe I just have low standards.
Guys, before I let you go I have a third morning thing
I really want to tell you.
If you're watching this and you're somebody
who has kind of a hard time getting up in the morning,
try drinking a big glass of water
before you put any caffeine in your body.
Understand that everything I say
should be taken with a grain of salt.
Because I'm talking about my best self,
not my always self.
Most mornings, I wake up like
"I put pomegranate seeds in to make it look like nipples."
Hey guys! Thank you so much for watching.
If you want to check out the other episodes
as part of this overachieving, under a budget
for college kids themed thing that we're doing,
they're in the description below.
And subscribe to my channel for new videos
every Tuesday and Thursday.
(blows kiss) Have a great day.
My fingers are covered in egg.