Hello, and welcome to a very special video. This is the best game ever it was a game
I made quite a while ago, and I just like to show it to you today, because it's quite amusing.
So why doesn't it start the game?
There.
Now the first level is amazing you need to get through this game. I've shown to most of my friends
It's almost like some kind of challenge. They had to complete in order to get to my room and to earn my trust
The movement you can see is terrible. If you hit something you bounce off it.
It makes it almost impossible to complete unless you go really, really slowly. Now I'm going to be quiet because you'll be able to hear me...
...in-game.
"This makes it look easy!"
Of course it is. All you have to do is just go along here. "You're stupid."
Oh, silly me! It was the wrong way. Of course it's down here. Let's keep going.
Yeah, the movement kind of scares most people off straight away...
...but not me.
You're stupid
Oh, that's definitely the right way.
If you get right you can go quite quickly through this maze just by changing direction like that, but it's still annoying.
Improvements worse than your mum.
Now, here, you think you're almost done, but THEN...
I'm not controlling this, by the way.
And you have to start again. I'm gonna speed this up because otherwise you're gonna get bored and not watch the video.
Doo doo doo. And here we are again.
Most people don't get this far. They think it's just going to do that over and over again, but I'm not THAT annoying.
And just as you think you're about to complete the maze...
What's going to happen? What's going to happen? Just wait here for dramatic effect...
Audience retention is beginning to drop off—let's go!
Well, it doesn't look like there's a way out there.
Let's go back through the level. "If you don't know what that sound meant,
you soon will. Try to get out of this maze whilst you still can."
You know, I'm just going to speed it up for you again.
Here we are...almost out. Just you think you're about to leave...
No, no...
No! "Dada Dada Dada..." Believe it or not, one of my friends managed to get out in time.
I've never managed it.
Time for the first cutscene!
"Hmmm! How do I get out of this maze?"
"Hello there!"
"What do you want?"
"I want to help you!" "Really?" "No! Bye! " "Never!"
"Where has that badly animated cartoon man gone? Oh, well! I better concentrate on getting down again."
"Slowly..."
"Ahhhhhh..."
*still falling*
Oh, no! I've just knocked over a can of sunflower seeds.
Oh, no! I have to pick up every single one!
Believe that or not, that is based on a true story.
As I was making this game,
I accidentally knocked it off the shelf, and it inspired me to make more of the game.
Without that, I wouldn't have this amazing experience right now
Of course whenever you move your mouse over it, it bounces away.
I've always like worried that it would go off the side of the screen,
but it seems to be pretty good at like staying on there.
So there we go...just quickly do this...
*grunt* Oh, whoops!
I just knocked them all over again!
This one's probably one of the easiest tasks in the game.
Oh, that will loop right round.
So you can probably tell that this didn't get very good reception.
Still the best game I've ever made.
"Yes, I've saved the world again!"
Huh?
"Hey, what are you doing to my sunflower seeds? Get out of here!"
*grunt*
And that completes Part 1!
Let's play Part 2.
"Hey, I'm falling for no reason!" I'm quite proud of this task,
"Hmm! I'll..." because no one else can seem to do it.
"...just have to collect all..." They always bounce off like that.
"...the apples on the way down!" And they can't control themselves until they stop them...
"Hmm! I'm really hungry!" ...and they always let the apples get to the side of the screen, which makes them lose.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
"Oh, no! I missed one!"
"I'll have to start all over again."
Well, that's embarrassing...
Now, let's do this properly this time.
"Hmm! I'll just have to collect all the apples on the way down...
Before you ask, I have no idea what this is based on.
I think was based on a dream.
"I'm quite hungry!"
"I'm not hungry anymore! I'm quite full!"
"I'm really full!"
"Oh, no! I'm going to explode!" And on to the next part...
"Ahhh......"
"Well, I'd better not throw up!"
For some reason, people find this bit hilarious, but the next bit's far better.
I made the first ever ragdoll physics. It's an amazing physics engine. Just you wait 'til you see it.
I didn't know what happened that I think I have to move my mouse for it to work now.
Oh my god! Sisters...
Well, that went completely wrong
Okay, I seem to have broken this game. I think I might have to restart.
Seems to be working this time.
"Oh, no! I've got a flood!"
"I can't swim!"
"I know! What if I pray? Well here it goes... Please god..."
"And so, our brave adventurer sinks."
"In his own [sink?]"
"What will happen to him now?"
"Find out in part three!"
"They're waking up." And that's Part 2 complete!
Not to say this is very exciting. Let's play Part 3.
"Oh! That was all a dream!"
"Oh well, I'll just have to get back to uhh..."
"...doing something else!"
"Ow!"
"Three! Two! One! Go!"
And this is the best bit of the game
"Go!"
Now this point, I started spending a bit too much time making this game.
It's a great a idea. You get to race against lots of horses,
and randomly placed mines appear on the screen, which destroy anyone who touches them.
But that was fail.
There are some real next gen strats you can do here, but I'll just stick to the traditional sort...
Okay, a mine just spawned underneath me.
I hate this game.
Let's employ one of those next gen strats.
Oh, no! I've been outwitted!
Never mind.
And it just wanted to nick me again. This game's impossible!
Don't know how you can describe this game. It's kind of halfway between a racing set and Minesweeper.
I think it's a good mix.
I'm just waiting for a mine to appear right in front of me again.
It's like driving down a country lane at night and a bunny rabbit runs right out in front of you and run it over.
Only mines in this game make you feel bad.
And it happened again.
Screw this game. I guess you'll never find out what happened in part 4.
It's no great loss.
Thanks for watching! Have fun!