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Boomstick: Last time on death battle the Ninja Turtles battle to find the deadliest of the team and good
old Leo used cunning strategy and swordplay to come out on top. Wiz: But the fight isn't over yet!
Leonardo must now face his most powerful imitator, Zitz the leader of The Mighty Battle Toads
He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle!
BOOM!
Zitz was computer engineered as one of three ultimate amphibian warriors in a gladiatorial video game reality show called Battletoads.
This accidentally opened the dimensional gateway to another galaxy
Every time the game began the galaxy became the battle toad arena for their superhero war against the dark queen and they-
Boomstick: Whoa Whoa Whoa!
What?!
Wiz: Three nerds made a video game got sucked through it to another galaxy and became toad superheroes
Boomstick: K! Got it!
Wiz: Zits was originally colored yellow to differentiate him from Rash,
But he is now officially a blue green hue. He leads the Battletoads team with a laid-back yet strategic attitude.
Boomstick: He chooses to go with my personal favorite battle strategy, beat the shit out of everything that moves!
And as a battletoad Zitz can shape-shift his body into various weaponry: Giant fists, heavy weights, ram horns. You name it.
Wiz: Unlike his teammates Zitz has used his inventive genius to mechanically advances weaponry far beyond those of his fellow toads.
By combining technology and brawn, Zitz has added blades saws and drills to his arsenal.
Boomstick: This guy could be the world's best handyman If he always wasn't getting sucked into an alternate dimension every time someone turned on a video game. Wiz: Despite having almost no
actual combat training, Zitz has proved strong enough to power through some of the toughest games ever made. And yes,
the game's excruciating difficulty is canon. As it was specifically programmed by the Battletoads themselves. Boomstick: Yeah try and wrap your brain around that one!
Zitz: I'm a big bad mother of all toads!
Wiz: We briefly covered his abilities last episode, but there's plenty more to Leonardo
He has trained in Ninjutsu and Bushido all his life shaping his body and mind to master close combat,
swordsmanship, honor, and the art of invisibility.
Boomstick; He's also the strategists of the turtle team! Who are now all dead... soooo...
Yeah. Wiz: Leonardo is especially skilled in the use of environment to outsmart and outmaneuver an opponent.
He is also the only ninja turtle in any timeline to have studied under two masters: Splinter the rat and The Ancient One.
Boomstick: Hey, Wiz look it's an Asian Yoda!
What? Leo wields two ninjaken swords which are best for swift deadly strikes and design with the idea that a good offense is the
best defense. They're usually mistaken as katana in the show and comics even though
they are obviously straight rather than curved. Wiz: The ninjaken is in fact an invention of Hollywood as there is no
historical evidence of the weapons existence. Boomstick: Like the Moon landing!
Wiz: Shut up. While he usually relies on his brothers solid teamwork he has proven to be a very effective warrior on his own too.
Defeating all sorts of enemies like Ninja Robots, Giant Monsters, War-torn Aliens, and even the shredder.
Leonardo: Gotcha!
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Fight!
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Boomstick: Damn! Wiz: Zitz was more than a match for Leonardo in a simple brawl using his brutal arsenal to overpower him.
But when it came to using the environment, Zitz couldn't handle Leonardo's ninja skills and his lack of training left him
frustrated and unsure of what to do. Boomstick: While Zitz is a strategist
he always relies on his brute force, and once Leo went stealth mode and turned the tide
Zitz decided to just bring the whole sewer down. And come on. Leo fights all kinds of mutants and monsters at least once a week.
Wiz: Of all the toads Zitz certainly stood the best chance with his technologically advanced weaponry.
But while the Battle toads are known for accomplishing impossible odds,
so are the Ninja Turtles. Leonardo made quick work of Zitz soon as he had the chance.
Boomstick: In the end, Zitz just needed to pull himself together. Wiz: The winner is Leonardo. Boomstick: Again.
Boomstick: Next time on death battle!
Wiz: Got an idea for a death battle? Leave a comment below! Thanks for watching.