Okay enjoy the show.
Welcome to Studio C first time at a live taping?
Oh yeah I'm here with my family we're very excited to be here
Great! If anyone around you is being disruptive
during the show don't hesitate to write out an
anonymous complaint and we'll take care of it
Well,
I'm sure that won't be necessary
Yeah I'm sure it will.
These people are heathens -alright welcome
Oh! Shows starting...
-for the man that keeps this famiglia together welcome
[boisterous laughter]
What's going on? What's happening?
What are they saying they're so quiet when they're
trying to be funny, can you hear them?
Are you guys enjoying yourselves? Haha
Oh I missed the old cast [laughs]
This is so much fun are you guys having fun?
Ugh I love that wig on him that is such a good wig I want it
I want that wig! I want that wig! I want it!
excuse me ma'am? Yes?! I'm gonna need you to quiet down
I've had an anonymous complaint
-no disrespect this is just a roast I may be old but at least I'm not dead!
I got you
-she's going in the drink! It's funny because it's true it's observational humor!
Oh! Sir that was anonymous
I didn't tell her it was you who complained
I didn't even tell her you
called her a screeching hyena lady
because that wouldn't have been anonymous please enjoy the show
A shake a shake a shakey! Shake a shake a shakey!
Protein anywhere!
This does the mixin' for me!
THIS WOMAN RIGHT HERE?
Is this who your complaint is about?
Sir? Sir? Please be discreet but were you talking about this woman right here? Sir?
Yes. Yes he says
I am so sorry ma'am but I've just had an anonymous complaint from this man about your noise level
I'm sorry I don't usually -oh shush -look I was supposed to be anonymous
what are you-
what-
Oh sir I've just received an anonymous
complaint that you're yelling at our patrons?
I was whispering
oh I've just received an anonymous reminder that yelling is a tone not a volume
That doesn't even make sense!
please be respectful
[sneezes]
Sir we've just had a second anonymous complaint about your volume one more
and I'll be forced to remove you -It's that loud woman!
ME?! -YEAH YOU'RE- LOUD?! HOW DARE YOU
Ma'am! Sir!
These are anonymous complaints
I can not disclose who complained
why I never -thank you
You know you can bring your own drink, can we switch? I can't see very well
can we switch let's switch spots let's switch you guys too you guys your seats
just look so comfy switch switch switch switch switch switch switch much better
[yawns] comedy makes me so tired
ma'am I just received an anonymous apology
today I learned that just because you're anonymous
doesn't mean you can write mean things about other people and I'm sorry
wow two anonymous apologies -wait what what was that?
ma'am you ate the wrong card. Sir... -NOO!
hey thanks for watching Studio C -and remember if you have any suggestions or complaints comment
them anonymously below -I don't think they can leave an anonymous comment -you're right we'll
know that it's Corgi mom 9999 -I'm Corgi mom 9999 -you're supposed to be anonymous
I know but I even got it tattooed on my arm you want to see look
Oh no! That's where you bit me! -I bit him!