I could be a witch, but wasn’t I one last year?
Or, no, last year was sexy nurse.
The wife will never let me live that one down.
A big pile of feces…
I can think of a few people tha…
Oh!
Don’t mind me, I’m just looking for this year’s Halloween costume!
You know, back in the day we used to have to make our own or even resort to flimsy masks,
but costumes these days... boy are they complex and abundant!
Thankfully, Amazon has no shortage of great Halloween wear and I think I’ve been able
to narrow down my top ten favorites!
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10.
Morphsuit There are so many different versions of this
lycra-based costume out there, ranging from the colorful to the very specific..
The Morphsuit is the perfect non-costume, a Halloween costume that either lets you be
everything or nothing at all.
Want to be a shadow in the night?
There’s a Morphsuit for that!
Want to really creep people out?
Yep, got one for that, too.
Heck, there’s even a morphsuit for the Canadian flag, so you can walk around apologizing to
random people all night.
9.
Legend of Zelda Link It’s difficult to find androgynous Halloween
costumes and though this costume is listed as “men’s,” let’s be real.
How many people mistake Link for a girl anyway?
Wait, Link isn't a girl?
My whole life is a lie..
With the release of Breath of the Wild earlier this year, this costume lets you show off
your inner Zelda in a way that only a true fan would – by dressing like a giant, pointy-eared
dunce!
If you’re willing to go over the $100 budget, there are so many accessories, from pointy
ears to Link’s iconic sword.
8.
Inflatable Feces Emoji That is one big pile of… cartoony inflatable
fecal matter.
Everybody’s favorite emoji is now a full-sized inflatable costume, perfect for strolling
the neighborhood and begging for candy in!
Who can resist that big smile, those wide eyes, the creepy face peering out through
the viewport?
Have fun trying to walk through doors and bumping into literally everything as you misjudge
just how wide the costume inflates out to at the bottom.
(Perhaps you can eat something that will give you gas!)
Oh well, what can we expect from someone that wants to dress like a giant piece..
7.
Spider-Man Homecoming “Sweats” Take to the streets in Peter Parker’s gym
clothes and try not to feel inferior when you see people in classic Spider-Man costumes.
Not everyone has the time to sew a full costume and, let’s be honest, you’re a high school
science geek, where would your proficiency with a needle even come from?
Not to mention Iron Man took your costume and Karen away!
Psh, too reckless, he says.
Who does he think he is?
You’re Spider-Man!
You’re…
Oh, right.
It’s just a Halloween costume.
6.
Pennywise the Clown They subscribe, Georgie.
They subscribe.
There’s nothing like a classic Tim Curry costume running around the costume party,
offering blood-filled balloons to patrons.
While you may not have the charisma of the 1990 iteration of Pennywise the Clown, you’ll
at least have the look – and that’s creepy enough.
Terrify coulrophobics all night long in this take of a classic cinematic horror.
5.
LEGO Batman Hey ‘puter, didn’t I pick out a great
costume?
‘Puter, have you seen my LEGO Batman costume?
Eh, ‘puter must be too busy to confirm the awesomeness in my selection of this Batman
costume alternative, but you can certainly tell how great it is.
There will be an abundance of Batflecks patrolling the streets for candy, so that leaves you
to take the mantle as the coolest Batman portrayal to date: Batnett?
4.
Guardians of the Galaxy Star-Lord You, too, can stroll around the galaxy as
a sleazy smuggler-turned-intergalactic hero with a thing for alien women!
There has to be a better way to describe him… ah!
You, too, can pretend to be Chris Pratt this Halloween with this full Star-Lord costume!
Packed with the jacket, mask, and bandolier, you can complete the look with his staple
blaster or just try to woo easy Earth girls without the assistance of gadgetry.
3.
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Kylo Ren
It may be tough to walk around dressed as the guy that killed Han Solo… oh.. shoot.
Uh, spoiler alert?
I mean, it’s been almost two years… that’s the grace period for spoilers, right?
Anyway, this Kylo Ren costume may not be the coolest, most accurate one on the market,
but it’s not bad for the money you spend!
Complete with robe, cape, belt, and Kylo’s signature half-mask, you, too, can be the
coolest emo Jedi this side of Alderaan.
Or… maybe a planet that hasn’t been blown up.
2.
MorphCostumes Inflatable “Pick Me Up” It was almost impossible to just pick one
of these, so I narrowed it down to two – the inflatable alien or inflatable Slenderman.
And I’m pretty darn proud of those choices.
On one hand, Slender may not have the popularity he did several years ago, but this inflatable
monstrosity walking around carrying around a flailing human is sure to once again spark
interest.
On the other, you know..
Who doesn’t love an oversized green Martian.
1.
Adult Inflatable T-Rex You’ve likely seen them plastered all over
the internet, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be able to stomp around as a T-Rex
on Halloween.
This inflatable bundle of fun is over 7’ (2.2 m)-tall and comes with a built-in fan
to keep it from collapsing on itself and a viewing window so you don’t spend the night
running into walls.
Is there anything better than fulfilling your childhood dream of being the Tyrant King?
Didn't think so.
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