(clapping)
- All right we surveyed 100 people,
got top seven answers on the board.
Here we go.
(clicking)
- Do you need help there, Steve?
(laughing)
- Name something that annoys you while queuing.
at the supermarket.
(ringing)
- Crying babies.
- [Steve] Crying babies.
(clapping)
(buzzer)
(sighing)
(clapping)
- Chatterboxes.
(laughing)
(clapping)
- Chatterboxes.
(laughing)
(ding)
(cheering)
- You wanna play?
We'll play.
We gonna play, Steve. - Good one.
- Thank you
(soft clapping)
- Man, y'all...
(laughing)
You know what?
I came up with this whole idea.
I bought the international rights
to do 'Family Feud' in Africa.
They said "Steve, why would you do that?"
I said "'Cause I wanna go home, I wanna go home and work."
So they said...
(cheering)
It's not gonna be the same.
I said "Na it's gonna be great."
"It's gonna be a lot of fun."
And so then they started coming up with the questions
that would pertain to the continent.
You know stuff in Africa, stuff in South Africa.
Well I didn't know that I wasn't gonna know half this stuff.
(laughing)
Queuing, Queuing...
What is, pronounce it.
Queuing.
- Queuing.
- Queuing means standing in line.
- Just queuing.
(clapping)
- I didn't know that so...
(clapping)
Queuing.
You got big lips that's hard to do.
Queuing.
(laughing)
Queuing, 'cause you got...
This hurts.
Queuing.
(laughing)
What do you do for a living?
- I do charity work for non-profit organizations.
So yeah, I'm an orphan as well so I just took initiative
to help other kids as well without parents.
(clapping)
- All right that's good.
(clapping)
Now tell me, what do you do for a living man?
- I'm in IT service management.
I'm called a Configuration Management Analyst.
So what I deal with is processors.
So I gotta manage everything
that you have in your processor.
Basically I can manage this whole studio.
(cheering)
(clapping)
- Is this a job interview?
- Nope, nope, nope it ain't.
- And the reason we can manage your studio
is while you are standing around queuing, doing nothing.
(laughing)
Queuing...
(laughing)
(sigh)
(laughing)
Tokologo.
- Right there.
But a little subtle, take it a little slower.
- Tokologo. - [Tokologo] Right there!
Right there, right there.
You got it on the money.
- Tokologo.
- [Tokologo] Hey, there ya go.
On the money.
- Got it, what do you do for a living man?
- I am a Sales Manager at an advertising agency.
Basically I could advertise this show too.
(cheering)
Check me out!
- Boy you about to blow up.
Messing around with Steve Harvey, man.
All right let's go.
Name something that annoys you
when you're queuing at the supermarket.
- Slow cashier.
(cheering)
- Slow cashier.
(clapping)
(ding)
(cheering)
Mmakgotso?
- Mmakgotso.
- Mmakgotso?
- Mmakgotso, the 'k' is silent.
- The 'k' is silent?
What'd you put it in there for?
(laughing)
- My momma.
(laughing)
My momma.
(clapping)
- What do you do for a living, darling?
- Well I do Occupational Health & Safety
and Environmental Management, along with logistics.
So I work for like a manufacturing company.
- Oh, smart little family over here, okay?
Okay.
Excuse me.
Oh.
We are properties for engineerings for post positions...
(laughing)
All right let's play, darling.
Name something that annoys you
while queuing at the supermarket.
- People cutting in, in front of me.
- People cutting in front of you!
(cheering)
(ding)
(cheering)
My man, Vusi.
- Yeah bud.
- Did I nail it?
(laughing)
Did I get it right, Vusi?
- Got it right.
- Nailed it, baby.
(cheering)
Yeah, I'm getting better man.
Now you wanna know why I got that?
Because you look like Vusi.
(laughing)
- You know?
You know what I mean?
You look at him you go "Yeah, Vusi."
(laughing)
He just look like Vusi, man.
This ain't (vu-say) (vu-sah) Vusi, man.
This Vusi.
Vusi, what do you do man?
- I'm in constructions team.
- Oh okay, what type of construction field?
- Civil. - Civil like you build houses?
Oh, roads? - Roads, down the roads
- Okay. - Yeah we do pipes and stuff.
- Yeah I used to do that, man.
- It's quite nice.
- Yeah, whoa really? - Yeah.
- Hardest damn job I ever had.
- No, I just have to tell people what to do so...
- Oh you the Supervisor?
Oh yes!
Yes.
(clapping)
Yes.
(clapping)
Yo, pick that up, take it over there.
(laughing)
Now pick it back up and take it back over there.
(laughing)
(clapping)
Are you ready?
You ready?
Pick it up again.
(laughing)
This time take it right here.
(laughing)
Now take it back over there.
(laughing)
My job is easy.
(laughing)
I'm a Supervisor.
(laughing)
I was never the Supervisor, Vusi.
I never had a job where I was a Supervisor.
That's why I never...
I was not a good employee. - Wow.
- Yeah, I was a never a good employee.
You know why? - No.
- Because I never...
I never met anybody that I thought
should be in charge of me.
(cheering)
It was my problem.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know if you feel that way.
But I just never thought anybody should be in charge of me.
I always had an entrepreneur spirit.
I always wanted to be my own man.
I didn't want no boss.
I don't need nobody telling me what to do.
Let me figure it out, let me hustle and grind.
(cheering)
Vusi, name something that annoys you
while queuing at the supermarket.
- Being told that I'm in the wrong queue.
- [Steve] In the wrong queue!
(buzzer)
(sighing)
(clapping)
Only one strike.
Name something that annoys you
while queuing at the supermarket.
- Heat, Steve.
Heat.
- Oh...
(laughing)
(clapping)
You the one over there, you wore that little tight outfit.
Stand in line now you hot.
Hell everybody hot.
(laughing)
Girl I'm just standing here.
(laughing)
It's hot!
(buzzer)
(sighing)
All right we got two strikes now, Mathole.
Hey, you can steal, get ready.
Name something that annoys you
while you are queuing at the supermarket.
- People with bad odor, Steve.
Bad odor.
(clapping)
- [Steve] People that stank!
(ding)
(cheering)
(clapping)
Tokologo.
- A little slower.
- Tokologo.
- Right there.
- Name something than annoys you
while you're queuing at the supermarket.
You got two strikes, gotta be careful, they can steal.
- Okay, cool.
Finding that I got an item that has an expiring date
and I've been waiting for so long.
- Finding out that you have an item
that has an expiring date
and you've been waiting so long.
(laughing)
- And I gotta go back.
- Well that long ass answer aint gonna be up there.
(laughing)
Look at that line!
Boy we can't put all that up there.
Standing in line with an item
that I've been waiting on for so long
that has an expiration date on it.
(laughing)
(buzzer)
(cheering)
Name something that annoys you
while queuing at the supermarket.
- Well when someone coughs on me.
Someone who's sick and coughs - When someone coughs on me!
(clapping)
(buzzer)
(cheering)
(upbeat music)
Number seven.
(ding)
- [Crowd] Jumping the line!
- [Steve] Six.
(ding)
- [Crowd] Noisy chewing!
- [Steve] Two.
(ding)
- [Crowd] Long queues!
(upbeat music)