eahh ehh I got an Evelynn skin.
Let's do Evelynn because I have an Eve skin dude.
I don't have the best Eve page, do I? Oh well.
I bought an Eve skin.
It was on sale guys, this Eve skin is only 200RP
Get it now using NB3 discount code for this Eve skin - kappa.
What is a weeb?
A weeb is a uhhhh.
Superior human being... yup
Basically we're just better than everyone else... hehe
Dude, that Ryze is scary huh.
*Sad music* Dude, why you feeding?
Why are both my solo laners 0 and 3?
Why me, dude?
This is why I'm stuck in ELO Hell.
No, real talk though, why are they both 0 and 3?
I guess our bot lane is doing good though.
Hm.
"Can I get a gank?"
*laughs*
You serious?
You can get ah, you can get an ah.... a--
a coupon on your next ELO boost cause I'm sure you'll need it.
Is that good? Does that sound ok?
Should I get him a coupon for his next ELO boost?
Getting one-shot, you know, sounds great and all--
Oh my goodness.
Oh my.
He's not even close to being dead, dude.
That's an answer right there.
Yeah, I-I-I can't, I can't even gank
Ryze if i wanted to, dude.
There is no way.
No way, Jose.
Should I get myself a Hexdrinker?
Mm. We could try.
Let's see if he'll do it. Let's see if he'll fall for it.
I mean, there is still a possibility that he can 1v2 us here.
No! Come back, friend!
And, one more!
Ooh, beautiful.
*Weeee* Easy game. Easy life. Ooh.
Wait, should I be doing this?
Oh, he is angry. Haha.
Alright.
I'm actually surprised we got him there.
I mean, all planned. Yeah, that's right. We got 'em.
Of course, we got him.
Can you ja-bait 'em, dude? Can you ja-bait 'em?
Oh! He is gonna get ja-baited so hard right now!
*Gasp*
Ja-baited.
*laughs*
Oh, we're almost there--
Oh, minigame time. Wait my smite, my smite.
Okay.
And...
*coin* Smited!
*laughs*
Can I get a KS for the kill secured in the chat, dude?
What a great kill secured.
Team player, dude.
Team player.
ADC in season 7 LOL.
Oh.
He saw my meme?
*laughs*
Did you see the Brazzers meme I--
*laughs*
I posted a Brazzers meme
Um. On Facebook yesterday.
Don't judge me.
Go buy top lane.
Are you even trying to survive that?
He' s not even trying to survive that, is he?
He's just like take my body...
I should just probably go back. Oh wait hold on.
I don't know about this one dude.
I don't know about this one ma dude.
Malphite's using teleport!
Is that Nightblue on Zac?
Oh no he canceled his TP!
Help me help help help!!
I' m going back in!
Holy..
He canceled his tp, i didn't even see that.
I saw teleporting out, so i'm like okay it's gonna be 2v1.
Uh-oh.
3..
2..
1..
It's time to go Asassin's Creed mode.
Ah she saw me!
But i do a lot of damage, huh?
Ooh let'em know dude.
Holy!
Oh another one.
Good- Oh my gosh i'm an idiot.
I'm such an idiot.
I'm a moron, i'm literally...
You guys were probably ready to Pogchamp too man.
You guys probably got Pogchamps ready.
Like woaah...
And then, i go ahead and do something like that.
You guys are 3v2, what do you scare of ?
What the heck? Are you scared of your shadow dude?
What the heck are you doing?
Mess him up dude, put him in the dirt!
What are you doin'?
Oh...
My...
Can i trade my team?
There you go..
There you-
Let'em know dude, let'em know.
Skrillex in 2016?
Dude hey, okay.
I'm gonna tell you guys a secret, okay?
Don't judge me though, alright?
Will you judge me if i tell you my secret?
Will you judge me?
I need a- Just be honest with me.
Tell me
Okay.
Yo what's up?
Evelynn wants to join the party.
Can I- Can I join?
Got him.
Hello.
Wait do i have smite?
Kill secure. Kill secure.
What up Ryze? What do y-
What are you ghosting for dude?
What are you ghosting for right now?
What do you even want?
Dude we have two *didn't get it sorry*
Okay my secret is..
I.. uhh..
Is she trying to mess with us?
Oh she's dead. Goodnight!
We got her flash too, nice.
So my secret is.. *tell it already god!*
I recently...
uh..
Opened up YouTube..
And
I uh.. I listened
I opened up.. a video called 'Skrillex Live Concert'
That was like over an hour long.
And i... I pretended i was there
I had m- I had a one person dance party.
That the secret dude.
That.. That's the secr-
I'm glad you guys don't judge me though.
Because like.. I can just open up to you guys.
You know i can just tell you guys me, how i'm feeling you know?
I can just tell you guys, you know...
...what's going on in my life.
It's my time to shine?!
Should i do it? Should i go on?
Dude i'm ready.
Here we go, here we go 1v5!!
Oh help me team!
Are we doing it?
OK.
Not bad. Not bad.
Aah a triple kill?
I'm coming with you!
Wait i've got smite, i have smite.
I've been waiting for this day.
No i had smite!
Oh i wish he killed you, I kinda wish he did.
Okay, that's toxic.
I'm sorry, i ap ologize, I take it back.
It was a prank.
Yeah you wanna see what it means to play adc in 2017?
in 2016?
Woah adc is a very fun role.
He's almost dead.
Oh my goodness, thank you friend!
Let's do a little flinkerino here.
Oh parkour.
What am i doing?
Oh my goodness, i am bonobo.
I'm a bonobo!
I'm so bad.
I'm actually the worst.
I'm literally the worst player in th- I'm literally the worst.
*gasps*
Oh!
Nevermind, all planned.
Getting carried by a 5-6 Nocturne?
I'm getting carried?
What do you mean dude?
Why do you guys troll me?
Oh my Kappa!
Come to me my friend.
Hold on, hold on! Chill dude!
Just- Oh my!
Oh no no no
Oh get 'em, get 'em Twitch!
Oh Twitch what the heck dude?
Worth, worth.
Man!
If he dies too, which he will...
Right?
Okay, you know what?
I sacrificed myself twice for the greater good for the team.
That's what happened there dude.
I apologize, for the gray screen i apologize.
Thank you for the sub! Unfortunately your name...
... has Asian letters and it comes out just for me.
No no let me, let me!
No! Oh my..
OK. It's OK.
Hello!
OK.
Dude!
Help me team! Help help help help!
Mess him up!
HELP ME!
Aaah help help help Talon!
Are you serious? I burned?
I burned??!
Whatever i died again for the greater g-
Oh? Oh my..
Adc in 2k-
Nevermind
Good game dude.
Why did they surrender?
I'm pretty sure Jhin would've turned that around and kill everybody.
Right there.
For sure.
*evelynn talks* I may be bad, but i.. FEEL GOOD!!
*outro music*