- I looked through all the photos you've been posting
on Facebook, and boy, y'all post some interesting photos.
I'd like to talk to you privately about them,
but we don't have time for that,
so I'll have to do it on national television.
Where's Jasmine Gray?
Jasmine.
[cheers and applause]
- Oh, my God!
- Hi, Jasmine.
- Hi!
- You did a photo collage.
Let's start with just one half of the photo collage.
- Oh, my goodness. - Oh, my God.
- [shrieks]
[cheers and applause]
Oh, my gosh!
- Are you going out?
It looks like you were going out
and you wanted to show off that dress.
- I was.
It was my mother's birthday, believe it or not.
[laughter]
- It's like, "Happy birthday, Mother."
All right. Let's look at the other half.
- Oh, no. There's more.
[shrieks]
[cheers and applause]
- I mean, look at those balloons.
[laughter]
These balloons. That's what I mean.
- No, those-- different balloons.
You got to show 'em what you're working with.
That's why I got the dress.
- So your mom really appreciated that for her birthday, I guess.
- Yeah.
- All right. Well, thank you, Jasmine.
- Thank you. - Thank you so much.
- Where...
[cheers and applause]
Chris, uh, Fe--Fahreer, Fahryer, Fahrier?
Fehrer?
Hi, Chris.
I'm sorry.
How do you pronounce your last name?
- Fehrar.
- So where do you live and what do you do?
- I'm from San Jose, California, and...
[cheers and applause]
Thank you.
And currently--yeah.
I don't work.
- You're currently what?
- I don't work right now. - You don't work right now.
This is a picture, I think, your brother took of you
and--and posted it on Facebook.
- Uh-oh.
Oh...
[cheers and applause]
Why'd he put it on there?
- I don't know if we're gonna help you get a job right now.
[laughter]
- That's okay.
- So first of all,
you're--you're sleeping with a smile on your face...
on the toilet.
Do you remember anything about that?
- Uh, no.
Not at all.
- Nothing.
Do you remember what happened to get you to that point?
- Yeah. Of course.
- What was involved?
What type of an alcohol beverage?
- Uh, Jack and Coke, most likely.
- Jack--Jack and Coke.
I'm thinking more Jack than Coke.
- Uh, yes, yes. Definitely.
- All right.
Well, the next time that happens--hopefully it doesn't--
but it looks like you enjoyed it, you were smiling--
I want you to have Ellen underwear on
so that when he posts it-- so you get some Ellen underwear.
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you.
- All right.
Thank you, Chris.
Oh, let's try this one.
Graciella Batista.
Hi, Graciella. - Hi.
- Here's the picture that I found on Facebook.
- Oh, my God!
[laughter and cheers]
- What the...
[laughter]
Do you know him?
- Yes.
It's my best friend.
- Your best friend.
And--and there-- was there a reason
that he put the beverage in his pants?
- Um... well, we were at a gay bar,
and it's called "The [bleep]."
[laughter]
- I asked.
I asked.
All right, well, I asked, so that's what I get for asking.
Ben McDonald. Where are you?
Hi. Oh.
He stood right up.
Hi, Ben. - Hi.
- So here's a photo that you posted.
- Oh...
- Now, that's Miley Cyrus, right?
- It is. - Okay.
And--and a blow-up doll behind Miley Cyrus.
It's a special day because I'm gonna do something for you
that's never been done before.
In addition to your photo,
I'm gonna show a video that you posted...
- Oh, God. - As well.
[laughter]
Let's all enjoy this.
- [singing] You raise me up
so I can stand on mountains.
You raise me up
to walk on stormy seas.
I am strong
when I am on your shoulders.
You raise me up
to more than I can be.
- Wonderful, Ben.
I want to--really,
I want you all to keep posting pictures and videos
and to encourage that.
If I showed your photo today,
you're getting an iPad Air.
[cheers and applause]