♪ JAMES WANT TO SEE IT.
>> James: SO THEY STAYED TO ME, THEY ASKED WHAT I WANTED TO
SEA, I SAID I A WANNA SEE A WHEEL.
THEY SAID SREE WHAT, I SAID YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN.
LISTEN!
I SAID I WANNA SEE A WHEEL.
I SAID I WANNA SEE A WHEEL O WHAT I WANNA SEE.
I WANNA SEE A WHEEL O WHAT I WANNA SEE AND THEY SAID DONE,
GOT IT, AND THERE IT IS, LOOK, BANG, OKAY?
(APPLAUSE) SO THIS, THIS IS THE WHEEL O'
WANNA SEE AND ON IT THERE ARE OPTIONS OF THINGS THAT JAMES
MIGHT WANTA SEE, OKAY.
TO BE CLEAR, NOT WHAT THE BAND WANNA SEE.
NOT WHAT YOU AT HOME WANNA SEE.
NOT WHAT ANY OF YOU IN THIS AUDIENCE WANNA SEE.
WHAT JAMES WANNA SEE.
SO I'M GOING TO GIVE IT A LITTLE SPIN, SEE WHAT IT LANDS ON.
AND IF JAMES WANNA SEE IT, JAMES WILL SEE IT.
TO BE CLEAR, IN THIS SITUATION, I AM JAMES.
(LAUGHTER) JAMES IS ME, I AM JAMES, JAIMS
WANNA SEE.
HAVE YOU GOT IT?
GOT IT?
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, MOM.
I WILL GET TO YOU SHORTLY.
HAVE YOU GOT IT?
GOT IT?
NO?
WELL, YOU NEED TO LISTEN!
OKAY.
STEVE BUSH AMY SLEEPING ON-- BUSCEMI SLEEPING ON A BED
IN THE MIDDLE OF A CROWDED IKEA SHOWROOM.
DO YOU WANNA SEE IT?
IT IS IRRELEVANT.
DOESN'T MATTER.
I CAN'T STRESS IT ENOUGH.
YOU HAVE NO FRAME OF REFERENCE HERE.
THE QUESTION IS DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT.
JAMES WANNA SEE IT.
(APPLAUSE) CAN WE-- CAN WE ZOOM, IS THERE
ANYWAY TO ZOOM IN ON THAT.
CAN WE ZOOM IN ON THAT?
(LAUGHTER) WOW.
THAT REALLY IS STEVE BUSCEMI SLEEPING ON A BED IN THE MIDDLE
OF A CROWDED IKEA SHOWROOM.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
A POLAR BEAR WITH THE ICONIC RACHEL HAIRCUT.
GUILLERMO, DO YOU WANNA SEE IT?
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER.
>> James: WHAT DOESN'T MATTER?
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I WANT TO SEE IT OR NOT.
>> James: NO, NO, I KNOW, BUT IMAGINE THE GAME IS NOT HERE.
IS THAT SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE?
>> IF JAMES-- .
>> James: IT DOESN'T MATTER.
(LAUGHTER) I DON'T WANNA SEE T I DON'T, I
DON'T WANNA SEE IT.
WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?
>> Reggie: IT IS A LITTLE TUBA.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT IS THE FUN YETION THING YOU
HAVE EVER SAID.
>> Reggie: TRUTH.
TUBA.
>> James: OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
A TOTALLY JACKED DAME JUDI DENCH RIPPING A SNAKE IN HALF.
THE WORRY IS ONCE YOU SEE IT-- (LAUGHTER)
, YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT.
2EU78, ANY INTEREST IN SEEING THAT.
>> YEAH, I WANNA SEE IT.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: ARE YOU BOTH DRUNK?
IS THAT WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
>> Reggie: TUBA!
>> YEAH, I WANNA SEE IT!
>> James: DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT?
OF COURSE HE DOES.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I SHOULD SAY WE HAVE TO SAY, NO
SNAKES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THAT PHOTO BUT JUDI DENCH
WAS.
OKAY.
A PUPPY IN A BAG OF DORITOS.
REG, YOU WANNA SEE THAT?
>> Reggie: NO.
>> James: NEVER.
>> Reggie: HELL NO.
>> James: YOU NEVER, NOT EVEN A BIT OF YOU IS INTERESTED IN
SEEING A PUPPY IN A BAG OF DORITOS.
>> Reggie: I MEAN IF YOU ARE.
>> James: WELL, I KNOW THAT, THAT IS THE GAME, REG.
GUILLERMO?
DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP] ALL RIGHT.
A PUPPY IN A BAG OF DORITOS.
THE QUESTION IS DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT
.
>> James: JAMES WANNA SEE IT!
THERE IT IS.
IT IS IN THERE.
THE PUP AEE IN A BAG OF DORITOS.
IT'S NOT ESCAPING.
IT'S NOT LOOKING OUT.
IT'S IN A BAG OF DORITOS.
THE TINNIEST LITTLEJOHN TRAVOLTA YOU CAN EVEN THINK OF, NO, TIN
YER A GUY IN THE FRONT ROW WENT YES, YEAH, YES, WE HAVE TO SEE
IT.
DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT?
IS (LAUGHTER)
(LAUGHTER) JAMES WANNA SEE IT!
YOU HAVE TO ZOOM IN ON IT, DON'T YOU?
ZOOM IN ON IT.
THERE IT IS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THAT WAS JAMES WANNA SEE IT,
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHRISTOPHER MEL MELONI AN RACHEL
BLOOM.