[music]
Martina is grumpy.
What's happening?
[SPUDGY SNARL!!!]
I'm still asleep. I'm in zombie mode.
It's some ungodly hour.
Like 6 or 7.
Uhh.
Gross.
We're going to Songnae Station to meet our team to film in some location in Korea.
Uhhh.
Duh, duh-duh, duh-nuh-nuh-nuh
Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh duh-nuh-nuh-nuh
Alright so it's 8:30 AM.
And we've been driving for an hour and a half so far.
We're really exhausted
We're going to Gongju.
Where are we going? Gongju?
Gongju.
Ok, we're going to Gongju for kimchi
and we're having some breakfast right now,
so I've got my dolsot bibimbap and Simon has some
Chongukchang
BAM!
And I'm very tired.
Dig, dig-uh, dig-dig-uh-dum
duh-diguh-diguh-diguh-diguh-diguh-dum
du-dum, dum, duh-dum, dum dum!
[oh hell this is impossible to subtitle]
[except for the Cicadas. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
Ok so funny story: we're here to be going to a kimchi factory
but it turns out that during the heavy rain that happened
the factory got kind of washed away
and all that remains is the following place behind you.
SCREEEEEEE!
So, I'm not sure what we're gonna do,
because originally the factory was up that way
So we'll see what's gonna happen.
Mosquitos! Butterflies!
Oh!
I followed you.
Hey. You.
I'm in the countryside.
[musicly musical music]
We're gonna do this the the original style.
If you don't have a house, just do kimchi outside.
Um there's like no wifis here,
and I can barely get any signal on my phone
and the closest Starbucks is like 20 miles from here
I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself.
Can somebody help me? Guise?
OK OK I DON'T KNOW
That's my helper right there.
Ok so we've learned a magical amazing game.
in which you put a leaf in your hand
and use your hand to make a vaccuum and you smack it and it explodes.
OH HAHAHA
It's a dud!
I did it I did it.
Oh did you? I didn't hear it.
Ok again again.
This is what you do in the countryside
when you're from Seoul and you're bored.
Wow. Wow.
And it makes a really loud pop.
I did it before.
You think it's easy but it's not.
I did it on my first try!
AAAAHHH!
Dud!
And we're destroying someone's garden.
Oh. Ok.
Martina can't do it.
He's the master.
I did it once.
They see me rollin, they hatin.
Just because I'm ridin dirty!
[musics and stuff with bing bong bells]
[P.S. Seriously, that stuff was mega salty. Super salty]
Today we made Gochu ib kimchi
It's the leaves from a pepper plant and also the pepper
and it was like a sweet pepper so it didn't burn us or anything
but it was a little bit salty and there was a bit of bitterness
and then right at the end the back of your throat burns a bit
but I think it would be very good in a soup.
Like, you don't have to season it then, or with rice.
But, anyways, our country adventure is over for now.
To the Starbucks mobile!
Duh nuh duh nuh duh nuh nuh!
[GONG!]