- Can we tell the difference between grooming products
for pets and people?
- Let's talk about that.
(funky electronic music)
(fire crackling)
- Good Mythical Morning.
- Like every animal lover, I wanna spoil my dog Jade
with the best food and the best toys and of course
the best grooming products but are these things
really the best if I'm not willing to
try them out on myself?
That's why I always take a bite of Jade's dog food
before I put it down on the floor for her to eat.
- That seems gross and unnecessary,
especially to do repeatedly.
But you know what doesn't seem gross and unnecessary?
Trying out pet grooming products on ourselves repeatedly,
which is what we're gonna do today.
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- Okay you ready to try out some pet products
on ourselves? - Uh-huh.
- Okay it's time for Are These Grooming Products
For Pets or Are They Products We Ourselves Would Gets?
- Sponsored by Capital One.
Rhett and I are gonna be handed a grooming product
with packaging clues removed and
we are gonna experience it ourselves in order to
then determine if we think it's human stuff
or pet fluff.
- Whoever guesses the most correctly wins
a special cowboy tiara for their dog
and a matching one for himself.
- Ooh. - Let's do this.
- [Rhett and Link] Round one.
- Okay, check this out, it's glitter.
It's a glitter, well-- - Dispenser.
- Hold our your hand.
Well they probably put it in different packaging.
Oo, well, there you go, ooh.
There's a little bit.
Is this glitter lotion?
Told you guys not to give us anything with glitter.
This is gonna be here forever and everywhere else.
- Well no the fact that it's suspended in a liquid
I think makes it almost safe.
- It's still, look, it's traveling.
It's traveling up my hands and arms.
- You know who's responsible for that?
You, man.
- I'm just trying to use the product.
I'm sorry I'm cranky it's just glitter makes me mad.
- Well the stars are pokey. - So why?
Okay, I think I know my answer.
This one's obvious.
- You would think.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- It's gotta be for the human right?
- There's no way.
You put this on fur, it's like a death wish.
- [Stevie] This is Tail Tamers Sparkle
and Shine Gel for horses.
It's meant for special occasions and they suggest
pairing this with Sparkle Toes which are glitter stickers
for the hoofs.
- You rub it into the horse's tail.
And then what happens? - For intense effect,
apply in greater amounts. - The horse flies?
- No the horse gets pissed, that's what happens!
The horse is like I can never get rid of this glitter!
Well we're off to a bad start in more ways than one.
- No I think a horse might like it.
- [Rhett and Link] Round two.
- Okay two hours later, my hands are now clean.
Let's get the next one, oh look at that.
- This is like OXY Pads. - What do you think that is?
- Remember those? - Yeah, like--
- Back when we were youngins.
- Yeah you put that, you rub this all over your face.
Get the T-zone, ooh that's refreshing.
Ooh that's refreshing.
- I'm gonna do what the professionals do
and I'm going to try it out on the back of my hand.
- You afraid to put pet stuff on your face?
This is good, this is like, this is cleansing the pores.
It doesn't smell like a pet.
Actually it's very strong smelling.
- It smells like it's stronger than it would need to be
just on straight-up human skin, you know what I'm saying?
I know for a fact.
(chuckles) I know for a fact that they sell things where
you wipe your dog's eyes off, 'cause like my dog
has the runny teary things happen
and you see 'em on all white dogs.
- I just pull that off with my fingers
and then Jade eats it. - Okay good.
Well that's another way, that's another way to do it.
- Yeah she loves it.
She knows that I'm gonna feed it to her.
- Are you making this up? - No. (chuckles)
I don't make anything up usually.
- Barbara's is not crusty, it's like nasty, it stinks.
It's horrible, ugh.
- I bet she'd like to eat it.
- No she doesn't wanna eat it,
she'd be licking her eyes all the time.
- I'm ready to vote, don't judge me.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- I'm gonna say-- - You swayed me.
- It's pet's fluff because of the thing with the eyes.
- You know what, I'm changing my answer.
- Oh okay, you can do that I guess.
- [Stevie] These are actually ear wipes with aloe
and eucalyptus and they're intended for dogs.
They reduce wax buildup and remove debris
in and around canine ears.
- So you were right for the wrong reasons
which is par for the course.
- Exactly, I live a whole life of that. (chuckles)
- EarWELL.
- Well try it out in your ear.
See if you can grab some wax out.
We did have a whole plate here.
Oh gosh.
- Nothing's coming out but it--
- Oh! (crew chuckling)
- Is it gushing? - Did that come from you
or the pad?
- It's gushing. - Your brain is leaking.
- Bring Jade in, let her lick it.
- [Rhett and Link] Round three.
- Okay.
- Look at that, a purple--
- I mean first of all, this seems like a pet product.
I know that it could be used as a pet product.
Right I mean this is one of those things where
you grab your feline friend.
I don't have any feline friends, but if I did have one,
you get the shed off of the,
maybe it would work in your hair.
Let me try it left-handed here.
(mimics cat mewling)
Nope, still gray.
- Get the streak out.
Get the streak out.
Yeah so how could this be used on humans?
I mean it's just the same, it's just, you know,
it's kinda like a magic trick.
It's like, oh do I have a ring, no I have a brush!
You know, it's a magician's brush.
- It's for a guy who doesn't want you to know
that he's brushing his hair.
No I'm just touching my hair, I'm not brushing my hair.
And that's just my ring.
That's just my purple, oh gosh.
Okay, ready to vote?
- Uh-huh.
- [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one.
- Human magician.
- Human stuff. - What, seriously?
- Yeah I was throwing you off, man.
- You didn't throw me off.
I thought we were gonna tie.
- I was attempting to throw you off.
- All right who's right, are we right?
- [Stevie] This is a Scalpmaster Scalp Shampoo Brush.
It's made for humans. - Humans!
- [Stevie] Use it to lather the shampoo in their hair.
- You dirty dog. - It's not a comb?
- [Stevie] Not a comb.
- I thought it was for like flat top grooming.
- Again, right for the wrong reasons.
- [Rhett and Link] Round four.
- All right so we've got a spray bottle here.
- Right in your mouth. - Open.
Right in your mouth.
(chuckles) Where do you want it?
- Try the hand.
- How's that? - Oh.
- I'm going back in the hand.
- You know what, I think you could spray that
directly into your mouth.
- Is it edible?
Gotcha.
I just sprayed it in my ear instead, it was a fake-out.
That smells like, smells like candy, doesn't it?
- Yes. - Like gum or candy
or something.
- That's why I thought you should be able to eat it
and I thought it was like spray food.
Don't eat, just spray the smell of fruit into your mouth.
- Like close your eyes and tell me
if you smell a person or a pet.
I'm going by you many times.
- I smell a fruit.
And you can have a fruit as a pet.
My mom made me have an orange for a whole year
before I got a dog.
- It's good training.
If you can keep an orange alive that long, for a year?
- It was nasty.
It was nasty about four weeks in.
Orange will hold up for a long time.
The whole outside will be completely in tact
and the inside just gets rotten.
- It's just a perfume, I don't know.
- I had a little leash for it.
- It could go either way, all right let's vote.
- [Stevie] All right ready, three, two, one.
- Pet fluff.
You spray this on a dog.
This is like cologne for dogs.
- Post-grooming-- - Cologne for dogs.
- Eat the candy, dog.
- [Stevie] This is Hair Shots Strawberry
heat-activated hair perfume intended for humans.
- It's strawberry.
- [Stevie] And the packaging also says it can be
used to deter lice in children.
I'm not sure if that's 'cause lice don't like strawberries.
- Yeah lice hate strawberries.
I had to have a pet lice too.
- [Rhett and Link] Round five.
- Okay next to last round,
we're going for two points now Link.
- Okay. - Two points for pumice.
- Is that? - It's an old piece of bread.
- Yeah it does look like moldy bread but okay,
so this is a, it is a pumice stone.
I could see--
- Could you give that as a toy to a dog?
- I can see my aunt rubbing her bare foot on this.
Bunion city.
(mimics scratching)
- Hold on, did she ever do that in front of you?
- No she just runs a shop called Bunion City.
(Rhett chuckles)
And they only sell these. - Yeah, right.
Good margins on those.
- This one smells like strawberries.
Nope that's just my left hand.
- Can't break it, can you?
- Yeah let's break the loaf.
- You can't, man.
- I betcha I could break it.
(pumice snaps) Oh, he broke it!
Ooh, look at the cross-section on that.
- Oh smell that.
- Ooh it stinks. - You noticed I said
smell that, not smella that.
- I gotta smell more strawberry after that.
So how would you use this on an animal?
- You can't feed it to 'em.
You don't wanna rub it on 'em.
- Okay I'm ready to vote.
- Maybe you could rub it on 'em.
- [Stevie] Okay three, two, one.
- Left field, I'm going with pet fluff.
- I actually think that this is to--
- Link's trying to throw us off.
- This is for horse hoof scrapage.
- [Stevie] This is the Colorado Saddlery's Grooming Stone
meant for muddy horses or dogs.
- Off of their fur?
- You just go right over the fur and it takes it right off.
- Whoa, that's crazy.
- [Rhett and Link] Round six.
- Three points up for grabs, it's anybody's game.
And here it is.
What is this?
(clinking)
Some sort of a stethoscope.
Massaging-- - The latest headphones
from Beats. - Try it out, man.
I think it, oh, it can be a neck massager.
Is that what it is?
- I don't know, let's--
- You get the temples.
It's a temple toucher.
- This is like something they would do on Star Trek
and you'd be an alien.
It's just like, he's definitely from another planet.
- He's from Ucornia.
Unicornia, woosh.
I think maybe-- - It's so gentle.
It's so gentle.
- It is, it is, oh, look right there.
There's many places you can get.
- Yeah but is it doing anything?
- Mm, gets this.
Gets this.
- It can definitely do a lot of things.
It does a lot of things as Link just demonstrated.
- You could do all of this on a dog.
You could none of this on a cat, it would not cooperate.
- I don't know I think a cat might like it.
They like to rub themselves up against things.
- This is tough. - Yeah okay.
- [Stevie] Three, two, one.
- Going with pet because-- - I don't know how, but,
yeah I think pets.
Which means, are you sure you don't wanna
change your answer-- - I'm not changing my answer.
- So that you can lose fair and square?
- It's pets, man. - You're in the lead.
So in order for me to have a chance of winning,
I'm gonna switch to, this is a human thing.
- It's too gentle for humans I think.
I don't know, let's find out.
- [Stevie] So this is called Cat Face Massager.
Here's the product photo and-- - Yes!
- [Stevie] It says that it can help your kitty relax
and trust you more.
- I was wrong that cats wouldn't go for it,
but I was right and I take the win.
So I get the...
- What?
(crew laughing)
What?
- You're joking, right? - Oh no.
I thought I won.
These are so confusing to me. (sad trombone music)
- I was like hold on.
Is this a bit, I never know.
I never know.
- I just get confused by these.
- But you know what, so Link--
- I thought I was right but then I changed
my frickin' answer.
I couldn't have won.
- In the real world, I won the game.
(triumphant trumpet music)
- Can I at least get to keep this?
- And I get this one for Barbara!
She's gonna put it on in a second because yes, she is here.
- And so is Jade.
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- [Both] And we're from Pennsylvania.
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(chuckling)
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