- [Narrator] Straight people.
- Hi, I'm straight.
- [Narrator] Six are queer, one is straight.
Our teams.
- Hi, I'm Michael.
- And I'm Zach, and we're the gay team.
- I'm Alexandra.
- And I'm Sydney.
And we're the lesbians.
- [Narrator] In a room full of liars,
can these teams find the real deal?
Each team has 15 minutes to find the real deal.
Anytime within those 15 minutes,
a team can lock in their answer.
- I'm a little suspicious personally of three,
just 'cause I say Converse are a dead giveaway.
- Bisexual.
- Yeah. Okay, so six you're straight.
- Yes.
- Let's assume my twin brother over here is a woman,
an attractive woman at that.
Give us your best pickup line.
- For me, I don't use pickup lines at all, though,
because I feel like they're super disingenuous.
So I like to be more genuine about it.
I really don't.
- You're an ugly girl.
- I don't use them, I don't use them.
- Okay, I have a question for number seven.
What do you like most about women?
- Um, usually their lips.
- Okay.
- Okay, can we like eliminate someone now?
You wanna say it like twins?
- Oh, yeah, do it please.
- We're ready to make an elimination.
- [Narrator] Each team will try to find the real deal
by eliminating the imposters.
If both teams eliminate the same person
they will be removed from the game.
- He had a nipple piercing, come on.
Come on, baby.
When you see one, you see a gay knows another gay.
- Question for the group.
Who has like visible tattoos out right now?
- Okay. - Space.
- Freedom is happiness.
The universe is indifferent to our fate.
- And then the mushroom on the back.
Everyone, show us what you got for body hair.
I wanna see your armpits and I wanna see your legs.
- Yeah, can I see?
- Shaved, shaved...
Shaved.
All shaved? - Okay.
- Last question for the group and this one can be
a little trigger warning.
How do you feel about the word (bleep)?
Should queer people be able to say it,
or do you not think so?
So personally, I've reclaimed the F word completely.
I use it in my regular vernacular
- And it's a big conversation in the queer community--
- 'Cause Alex doesn't like it. - If we can use it.
I don't like it, like I'm still,
like hella uncomfortable with it.
- I don't use the word, I don't condone the word.
- Okay, how do you feel about the word?
Should queer people be able to use it?
- I don't know, I guess it's not really my business.
- Word, three?
- I don't say it.
- I feel like if the word goes to your group,
it's like women saying (bleep), it's the same thing.
So like yeah, you can say it.
- You can't say it.
- Yeah, I can't, but they can say it, yeah.
- Word, number six.
- Um, there's a few words that I don't think that
anyone should be using.
That's one of them, honestly.
- Word, all right, and seven?
- Yeah, I agree, it's a bad word, just...
- I use (bleep) all the time. - I love the word (bleep).
- I will say....
- All right, we're ready to vote.
- We're ready to make an elimination.
- [Narrator] As a reminder, if both teams eliminate
the same person,
that person will be removed from the game.
- She had a mushroom tattoo with glitter around it.
- It's like I eat (pussy).
- You eatin' (bleep), like on the reg.
100%.
- Okay, who here in the group,
show of hands, played a sport in high school?
- I played basketball.
(laughter)
- I played volleyball.
- Four years of soccer.
- No one said softball, so I was like (laughs),
I was really hoping that'd be a dead giveaway.
- Number two, iced or hot coffee?
- Um, I think I like hot coffee best.
- Okay, a little sus.
- Another question for the whole group.
If you were at the bar, what drink would you order?
- I would get a water or soda.
I don't drink, really.
- Okay.
- Oh, I've never been to a bar 'cause I don't drink, sorry.
- Do you guys do everything straight?
- Three? - I'm 19.
- You're 19?
- I drink tequila, sodas, or margaritas.
- Proud of you, okay.
- I'm rum and coke.
- Beer for me.
- Beer?
- Golden Rogue, all day.
- Six, get out. We know.
- Mine's just tequila shaken with ice and lime.
- Lesbians, what do you order at a bar?
- Espresso martini, wherever I'm at.
- Numbers two, four, three, and one.
Do you find my brother typically attractive?
- Uh, not really.
- Gay. Go on number two, I'm just kidding.
- No, I think you're cute.
- Okay. Three?
- Yeah, I think he's cute.
- Yeah, you have a really good jaw line.
- Oh, we're gonna make another elimination.
Queer aura, you can tell.
And the glitter on the eyes, come on.
- Gay. All day.
- Um, we have a challenge for the group.
One and two, please gaze into each other's eyes
and hold hands.
So there's straight panic, and then there's gay panic.
Like, I am very good friends with Alex.
I don't wanna stare at her in the face for 15 seconds.
- My hands are really clammy.
- I know, it's pure panic, let's go.
- Here? Okay.
- Yeah. Okay, now share your favorite
straight sex position with each other.
- My mom's, I might watch this.
I don't know, that's awkward, that's really, um...
- Come on, they're all super vanilla.
- You get one option.
- I like doggystyle, I guess.
- Whoa.
Um, okay.
- I don't really have a favorite sex position.
- (bleep) I should have said that.
- We'll go with three and four now.
Share your favorite sex position.
- Mine's with my legs on his shoulders.
- I don't have one.
- All right, now the throuple.
Hold hands please.
This one's a little bit different.
When did you know you were straight?
How are you, just like gay is not for me?
You're just like, I was, I'm born this way?
- Yeah.
- Six?
- Um, I'm probably gonna say when high school sports
and the experimenting happened with all those people
going through it, and I was like, this ain't for me.
When you start playing around, honestly.
- Okay.
- Kinda put me off.
- And seven.
- I guess when I had my first girlfriend.
That was kind of the giveaway.
- What age?
- Nine.
- Nine. Hmm.
- That's an early age.
- Okay, we're done with the boys.
We're ready to eliminate someone.
- Go ahead Michael.
- Okay, this one's for five and six.
What do you guys both like about being straight?
- I don't go like, oh, I like it, I'm just...
- Never been asked that before.
What do I like about being straight?
What is there to like about it?
- Oh, you tell me. - Amen.
(laughter)
I have no clue. - I don't really know.
- It's a lifestyle like everybody else, right?
- I don't know about that.
Straight turf.
Really hard out here.
- Really something.
I think we're ready to lock in.
- We, we know our lock in, yeah.
- Right, right, right?
- Right? Okay.
- Okay, this is a group question.
What's your relationship like with both your parents?
- So my mom, she's more like traditional Hispanic
so she's not like super like affectionate,
but we have a good relationship, whereas like,
I know she loves me.
Father, I don't have a dad so
I don't have a relationship with my dad.
- All right, number two.
- Yeah. I love my mom very much.
I love my dad very much, and I think they did their best
raising me, me and my siblings.
So that's something that I aspire to be as a parent one day.
- Love that. - I wish that we could...
- I have a good relationship with my mom,
and I, I don't have a relationship with my dad.
- Moms so far, obviously.
- Good relationship with my parents.
I mean my dad, he wasn't very like forceful
like a lot of dads was.
He was just like very laid back.
He was very like open with his emotions and stuff.
Not really like be tough and all that.
- Father is not in this country, so for a long time.
Don't really know.
Mother, great. I mean, I talk to her once a week at least.
- Who gave you those eyes?
- From my father's side, I believe.
- Okay. We wanna eliminate someone.
- [Narrator] Person number two, unfortunately our teams
do not think you are the real deal,
and we will ask you to step off the platform.
- See you later.
We love you, sorry.
- Look at her go, though.
- Killin' it.
- Surprise.
- Okay, this is for the group of straight people here.
Can you raise your hand if you have Co-Star?
- Do you have the app on your phone?
Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
(laughter)
- Okay. And what is your relationship with the Lord?
What's your, um--
- Or a Lord?
- Yeah, what is your religious affiliation, if any?
Number one.
- I am a non-practicing Catholic.
- Non-practicing Catholic.
Number three?
- Agnostic.
- I'm spiritual.
- Yeah, same thing.
Used to be atheist, now I'm agnostic.
- I grew up in the Baptist church,
but I no longer, um, attend.
- Me too, buddy.
- Grew up as a practicing Catholic,
but then kind of got busy and not so much but...
- Mhm, got busy.
Do we do it?
- Um, yeah I think we know.
I think we're ready to lock it in.
- [Narrator] Sydney and Alex, you decided to
lock in your real deal, so the game is done.
- If I'm wrong...
- It's over.
- I'm gonna cry.
I swear to God, I'm so sure.
- Okay, we think the straight person is person number five.
When we were doing the questions
you have a very, this is ugly, but like a straight demeanor.
- Yeah. Your voice is really deep and that's a,
that's a dead giveaway from me.
I'm like, I don't hear a lisp, I don't hear anything.
Kinda straight. - The hat.
You just have straight vibes.
- Okay.
- We chose number seven as our real deal.
You're just like undeniably chiseled.
You look like someone who might struggle
with people assuming you're queer,
but that like, you're actually straight.
You just love investing in yourself.
- [Narrator] For those of you who have not been
chosen by our teams, you can step off the platform.
- Get out, gays, get out.
- Have fun at Pride.
- Get out, get out.
- Like, what?
- See you at the bars.
- My anxiety is through the roof.
- I know.
- Let's do this.
- [Narrator] If the lights on your podium turn green,
that means you have chosen the real deal.
If they turn red, that means you have chosen an imposter.
Michael and Zach, because you locked in your answer first,
we're gonna reveal the answer to you.
3
2
1
- Oh...
- Are you kidding me?
- A double eyebrow slit.
- [Narrator] Alex and Sydney, you have chosen
straight person number seven.
3
2
1
- Damn it!
- Obviously, that was a dead, no offense--
Look his tits are showing!
It was three. It was (bleep) three.
- [Narrator] Because you both were not able to
find the real deal, we'll have them reveal themselves
to you.
- Yep, yep, that's my guess.
- [Narrator] Can the real straight person
please reveal themselves in 3,
2,
1
- Shut up! No!
- You played basketball! - Dude!
- No! - That is so reckless.
- We had a discussion earlier like, oh the hair.
- Yeah. I was like, for sure.
- What's wrong with my hair?
What's wrong with my hair?
I feel like I get it a lot that people think I'm
a lesbian because I feel like I'm not like
presenting super feminine.
But I mean, what is feminine?
In my opinion, I am a female and whatever I do is feminine.
- A lot of it is like your expression.
If you're lucky enough to choose what you put on your body,
you are usually using that
as a sign for other people in the community.
She was probably like one of my last choices,
so I was like, fuck.
- We, we were talking about it,
'cause we thought one could potentially be it,
but like the energy that she was giving off, I'm like,
she could just be bi.
- Oh no, I'm still fuckin' pissed.