would you buy tampons from Dylan Keanu oh like a like an if she were in a tampon
ad yeah Dylan was by the way so I'm wondering like how does that affect
you as the consumer how as a as a as a woman yeah here's my thing with that I think like
no matter what she's not gonna have a period so yeah probably not I I don't think I I could do
that that's bizarre but and it I think it's just pandering right yeah well because how is Dylan
gonna test the product how we know to take their word for it that it works her butthole yeah unless
we have a nosebleed something like that so maybe if she has a flood in her apartment um she could
throw a bunch of the tampons down other than that no that's completely pandering really she
had a she had a tampon ad yeah and then also um not just up with like the Nike ad with the like
training the the sports bra on but Dylan has no brass at all like yeah I thought she had I thought
she had Top surgery no they're just pads from the uh bra that was where the bump came from so it's
like how would you trust that it's actually supportive if the person that's advertising
it is ah doesn't have anything to support it doesn't really matter I I hate to sound like uh
was it JK Rowling that said like women that were born women maybe we should give that to them
I don't know why would I buy a I don't wear a bra in general and I barely have a period so basically
I am Dylan is what I'm saying but I'm like I know I I probably wouldn't unless the bra were
like really great or if the tampon were like just awesome maybe if it were like tie-dye colored or
something something cool do you ever notice that it's always women that do this [ __ ] too like
do you think that men would buy and we actually have the answer for that after Budweiser but do
you think that men would deal with this do you think they would be like continuing to buy male
products that are advertised by women like they're explicitly for men like somebody's supposed to be
Burly they'll be like no that's gay and they would simply wouldn't buy it they wouldn't
appease it but women are like no I have to be nice I have to be well that's what we've been
trained to do for our whole lives right I mean that there's so many layers to it I just feel
like and I love that after the Budweiser thing which that doesn't bug me I don't give a [ __ ] if
Dylan's on a Budweiser can I don't drink Budweiser piss water anyway if she were on a white claw can
I'd be like this is great it looks like me on a white claw can this is amazing Chad's pointing
out Gillette it is an example and how men so quickly dropped Gillette yeah they really then
Budweiser went so far the other way with their new ads of use in them yeah they brought back
the Clydesdale they're like oh God come on this ad great and nice to meet let me find this it reminds
me of like a Ford truck commercial from like the 80s like it was like mud was flying dudes were
roping cattle yeah there was a Sunset and white chicks and short shorts and yeah all right they
that was the worst thing they could have done it's like no just stand behind your decision
man like why is this new pro-america ad said social media Ablaze can't put the genie back
in the bottle guys by the way there's a new Pro America ad that's Twitter blaze of the weekend
as critics derided the company for a misguided attempt at quelling the backlash over Bud light's
endorsement partnership with chubbly because I didn't know that looks like something else
um but what his latest advertisement which was released on social media on Friday features
one of the Brand's most famous Clydesdale horses traversing the country from NYC to
the Grand Canyon I think by scenes in the American Heartland as a narrator delivers
a patriotic message there is a story bigger than beer and the ads narrator
says in the end at in the ad this is the story of the American Spirit oh come on
Clydesdale yeah the Americans dildo in his ass yeah okay they went way too far back if you like
Bud Light [ __ ] drink it and also that wasn't she wasn't the new spokesperson for Bud Light
I don't think they make a lot of those cans with a lot of different celebrities on them
maybe any other celebrity was maybe more of a celebrity where they didn't have to
advertise it right I mean well that one was just commemorative it was just commemorative he he got
the special one just so that he could promote it it wasn't like out in stores like that yeah did
you guys go to a go to a gristetti's and find a Dylan Mulvaney but light I mean I don't think I
don't think that happened however it's a lot of backlash you got to know your audience guys yeah
yeah Bud Light I guess I think they do know Their audience they just didn't care they just wanted
ESG points they are trying to Pander yeah I hate people like I said they had a little financial
trouble to begin with and there's these huge ESG funds with millions of dollars just wait
they're up for grabs all we got to do is light The Virtue signal let's go for it and we go for
environmental uh social and what governmental I believe governmental [ __ ] I knew that yeah
so Environmental social climate change hoax uh social lgbtq plus plus
all that crap uh and governance would be gosh
I don't know doing whatever they're doing what they tell them to yeah right who would we tell you
we are the government yeah look and it all links into their uh I guess ability to get investors and
um with some companies there's another I think it's was it is it the CEI score it's another score
that if they don't if it's not high enough it's not going to be featured in like college fairs or
things like that it can it can it hurts investing it hurts it hurts a lot of stuff gosh I'm just
grabbing it poorly I'm trying to find this I basically understand what you're saying so okay
um um okay Jessica and this is his world
um okay I don't know where that ad is the new Budweiser ad oh I can't find it
there was a Clydesdale one and then there was one like on Zoom with like a dude who was trying to
I don't know get back to his meeting or something and they were like yeah get back
too far like we know we know what you did Bud Light
I put it in that's really bad it looks it looks bad that they went so far in the opposite ways
insane people weren't not drinking Bud Light not to mention they released like a statement
kinda right and it was it was totally limp wristed like a non-apology sort of thing
very much a non-apology I don't even know if they need to well apologize as much as like
apologize for being so stupid
I this was so ridiculous of you to do you were doing fine
it's fine you didn't need to Pander if anything if any company didn't need to Pander it was Bud Light
I'm sure they were thinking like wow this can only help this could only help add like trans drinkers
or like woke virtue signaling like liberal women basically you know what Budweiser come up with
a better Seltzer a better Hard Sell sir Bud why Bud Light sounds sucks it's terrible it's awful
you didn't need to he just went too far the other way in your audience God know your audience not
happy well but but look what's happened is we've all been talking about it for what a
week or two I do love that I mean it's been like two weeks of this yeah yeah so you're right yeah
yeah but talking about doesn't mean people want to drink it and buy it
maybe a new audience wants to drink it and buy it then that's their thought but I don't think
it's gonna work out but again you can't go right Drinkers and buy a Bud Light with Dylan on it
right yeah so I mean it's the same idea as kind of what Disney's trying to do with diversifying
to a bunch of audiences that don't care about superhero movies and it's the same exact idea you
could turn Toontown into true town it's not going to make it any more successful I'll just do that
I want to see the Clydesdale cracking open a nice cold beer yes with the tubes yeah
they made sure to have the San Francisco in there though that's interesting those who
found it I didn't say that last time wow tomorrow oh my God America carrying beer
the way that the dogs carry beer from people stranded in the mountains yeah if that horse
walks that far its legs would break by the way I mean it would that would never happen
bigger than beer and then at the end they zoom in it's actually AOC running across
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this bud's for you oh my god at the end says Budweiser please take us back we're sorry right
oh dear forget about that thing we said uh right we were just kidding
it totally is the South Park BP oil spill bed it's we're sorry we're sorry Budweiser
we're sorry we hate trans people now whatever you want yeah we were doing
fine I don't know what happened I don't know what what game over us
mistakes were made on that one that's for sure
I am glad it wasn't uh truly I'm glad it wasn't any of the spiked Seltzer brands that I am
but luckily there's many different brands so as
long as not all of the spike selters go woke I'll be okay