You know you can't sing here.
Why would we want to?
I forgot. I remember now. [laughing]
[unintelligible]
[laughing]
They're bent, they've lost their sciss!
[thudding]
Oh my God.
- Uh... - What are you doing?!
- Ah! - Oh my God.
Oh my God.
[laughing]
Hey.
I gotta take care of Trina.
You want to stay here in [stuttering]
[chuckles]
You want to stay here and help tare of-
I'm so sorry.
You want to stay here and he- Oh my gosh. Can I see the line?
I'm really sorry. I feel off right now.
I'm really, I'm so sorry.
[laughing]
It's a tongue twister, I swear.
Do you want to help us get back at him?
Tonight?
I got to take care of Trina.
Don't worry about that.
Jade has a plan. [chuckles]
I don't know.
You wanna stay here and take care
of Trina's bleeding mouth?
[applauding]
Good evening. We're from Hollywar-
Sorry.
She didn't get you anything for your birthday?
She got me a glass of lemonade. Can of lemonade.
I'm not following your cool guy logic.
Girls like guys who ride- What's my line?
So, I hear some of you guys are going to Cancun.
- No. I hear some of you guys- - Yerba.
Yerba. Yeah. One more time.
[groaning]
[laughing]
Where's the ice cream?
Yeah, didn't you get some more?
Nope. Check out- Check-
Where's the ice cream?
Yeah, didn't you get some more?
Nope. Check out- Check Kesha's latest update.
Last update. I'm so sorry.
- Hey. - Where's the ice cream?
Yeah, didn't you get some more?
Nope. Check Kesha's last update.
"Congrats to the dude in Northridge who found
all the letters and spelled out Kesha.
Thanks for playing. Kesha later."
Contest over.
Great. I spent nine hours of my life violating
pints of ice cream for nothing.
Well, I got stick beat by vicious mothers.
I hate everything.
Hey, David, take one.
[unintelligible] with me.
I'm Li- I mean, I was about to say I'm little Bo Peep.
I almost told them. I'm sorry.
[imitating shooting noises]
[chuckles]
-What? I just forgot everything. - And go.
I was gonna say, "Don't tell anyone."
Me, Andre, Robbie, Beck and Cat.
Whoa, I'm Cat.
[laughing]
Oh, my.
Oh, yeah, and then Jade would get to play your role.
Part.
Oh, yeah, and then Jade would get to play your role.
Oh my God.
Oh, yeah, and then Jade will get to play your role.
I make myself. Okay.
Oh, and then Jade will get to play your role. Part.
Can I do it again?
Hi. Sorry. She is? Really?
What's he saying?
They're doing a new music video next Friday,
and they're looking for dancers and backup singers.
Wait, but aren't you doing Steamboat Susie next Friday?
Yeah. Look, I'm starring in a play that night.
Oh, my God. You're going to turn down a job
in a real music video
just to be in some little play here at school?
Well, I guess I could blow off the play.
Oh, yeah, and then Jade will get to play your part.
Yeah, I...
Yeah. She would, wouldn't she?
[unintelligible]
I'm sorry. I couldn't turn around. Sorry.
Hit it, muchacha.
[clearing throat]
[laughing]
Trina has been dying for these. I had to [stuttering]
Listen, if I can get [stuttering]
[groaning]
And if I don't [stuttering]
[stuttering, babbling]
[giggling]
Let's do that again. I spoke a different language.
Awesome.
[others laughing]
Okay, should I walk in again?
- Yeah. - Okay.
♪ Suddenly, my choice is clear♪
♪ Clear ♪
- Clear. - Clear.
No. I can't get no lower.
Now I'm amused.
[laughing]
♪ Suddenly my choice is clear ♪
[chuckles]
Nice, now singing it like an old jazz singer.
- Why? - To amuse me.
[clearing throat]
♪ Suddenly my choice is clear ♪
Clear.
Come on, be a man. Clear.
Clear.
Now I'm amused. [chuckles]
Hey, it's almost eight. Are you getting hungry?
Yeah. Want me to go pick up a pizza?
Yeah, sure. Let's get a large pepperoni.
[doorbell ringing] Coming.
Makeup time.
Hey, Cat.
- Where should I set up? - Kitchen table.
[gasping] Oh, I love kitchens.
♪ Never been With a girl like you ♪
♪ Every tree ♪
Whoa. What? Uh. [laughing]
One more time. [laughing]
We're all gonna come down to set and watch you land.
We're all going to come down to set, watch you-
[unintelligible]
Ooh! One more time. Oh. One more time.
I wasn't even ready for it. [laughing]
Sorry. Hey. [grunting]
I'm not supposed to talk there.
[laughing]
Doug's video, um. No. Really?
I killed you, dawg, I killed you.
Oh, I feel that in my soul.
[laughing]
Okay, people, find us an S and H-
Hold up. Um, if we find-
Okay, people, we find us an S and an H,
and we got us a private con-, Kesha concert.
[unintelligible] man.
Oh, almost had it.
Okay, people, we find us an S and H
and we got us a private- No, now, see, the pressure's on.
Okay, people, we find an S and an H,
and we got us a private Kesha concert.
And my freedom from Trina.
- All right. - Whoo!
Whatever.
- K. - Uh, A.
- A. - K.
A.
From now on, I'm calling this city...
She-cago. I just spit.
[chuckles]
I know, I should have kept going,
but it was just drool, you know?
No, no, no, seriously, I'll sing or dance
or I could just stand on the froat-
Float, like right in front and just-
Sorry. I tried to keep going.
Fazzini boots, got 'em at Simone's on sale.
Ah.
Sorry. I mean, I'm not gonna stop.
Hi, um, can I get a 5:00 appointment for a flip-
So listen, I'm totally going to win [stuttering]
I tried to, but then he called the flight attendant
who called the sky marshal,
and then they escorted me out of class.
If you're done with it,
- Hey! - put your garbage on-
Hey, kid, stop kicking my seat.
But I don't know how I can say "so" to that.
That, I'm, My total bad.
[laughing]
You just got called out by nine year old.
I can't eat airplane food. Ew, gross. Ugh.
And why is this now on my tray table?
Cause I'm done with it.
I don't care if you're done with it, keep your garbage on-
Hey. Hey, kid, I told you to stop kicking my seat.
So?
Stop that!
You're not the queen of this plane.
[thudding]
Excuse me. Will you please do something about your son?
Will you stop kicking her seat?
No.
Some people are so rude.
I know.
"Your life will be a disappointment."
- Cut! - That's not the line, is it?
Beck will be playing a guy from England whose accent-
[stuttering]
Thank you for welcoming us into your fine home.
But don't forget to thank yourself
because without you,
none of this will be possible.
Without you, something.
Dreams. America. Let me read that line again.
Yes. Thanks for welcoming us into your fine home.
But don't forget to thank yourself
because if you just believe in your dreams,
then you can make the world come true.
[laughing] All right.
It's starting to get hot in here.
Let's slap that- Oh, no!
No! No!
Rock and roll. I got slimed.
What the? Hey. Why am I in a gigantic cereal bowl?
Wha... What's happening?
Rex?
Feel my snot.
My God. Rex, how did you- You're so big.
Have this.
Rex, no! No, no, no, no, no! No! No, no! No!
No! No! No! No!
No!
You from around here? Or, can we- Oops.
Well, you are a mess.
Uh, that last one wasn't me.
Yes, it was.
Uh, no, that was Mikey Reid. He plays Sinjin.
Oh, what's the difference?
Uh, he's not me.
Please go.