- Hey, Dylan McDermott here.
I'm with Buzzfeed, and we are doing Thirst Tweets.
I'm a little scared, here we go.
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Dylan McDermott on The Practice turned me gay,
and Dylan McDermott on American Horror Story kept me gay.
You're welcome.
Dylan McDermott is the reason I have a daddy complex.
Yeah, get in line.
I still get confused between Dermot Mulroney
and Dyland McDermott.
If they were in a movie together,
my head would explode from sexy confusion.
Yes, well you know that
we actually did "LA to Vegas" together.
He costarred, he was very generous to come on
and co-star, and we had a blast.
He is a sweetheart, and we laughed, and laughed and laughed.
There's so much confusion,
so many years of confusion, 30 plus years of confusion.
I'm so confused at this point.
Sometimes I, I go out and I look at my license,
and it says, "Dylan Mulroney".
I made my mom watch American Horror Story from the beginning
and she goes, "If you told me I'd get to see
"Dylan McDermott's butt I would have watched sooner".
Yeah I get that a lot, but thank you so much mom.
I appreciate it.
Decided to watch American Horror Story
for the first time but it's hard to focus
when Dylan McDermott is on-screen,
and like his whole ass meal.
Well, here we go again,
we got two ass tweets, thank you again.
Hard to focus with the ass meal.
I never actually heard ass meal before,
so thank you for that.
I think I'm gonna use that a little bit,
throw that around the quarantine house.
I want to outline Dyland McDermott's abs
with my tongue.
Okay, all right, at least it's not my ass.
How much do I have to pay
@DylanMcDermott to run me over with a truck?
Nothing.
I would get on my knees
so damn quickly, woo,
these are gettin' a little, a little hotter,
for Dylan McDermott.
Jesus Christ, he's so damn hot.
Thank you, I guess.
(speaks in foreign language)
Dylan McDermott sexy white ass.
(bleep)
He could hold me hostage any day.
Another ass tweet, that's three now.
Calculating here, we're up to three.
Yes, so many ass tweets.
I want Dylan McDermott smothered, want him covered
like my Waffle House hash browns.
Oh, hash browns, okay.
My husband just told me he is gay for one man
and that man is @DylanMcDermott.
I'm not even mad.
I completely get it.
That's nice.
I wish Santa would give me Dylan McDermott
for a daddy.
Well what is it, April, May?
Still time.
Dylan McDermott could spit in my face
and call me whatever he wanted.
Dylan McDermott owns this bussy.
What, tell me what a bussy is.
It's a, oh okay.
All right, let me try that again then,
knowing that information.
Woo.
Dylan McDermott owns, Dylan McDermott owns,
Dylan McDermott owns this bussy.
I'm gonna take off my jacket now
'cause this is getting crazy.
Next.
I would like Dylan McDermott ruin my bucci,
I hope my mom never sees this tweet.
Damn it, I have to have a translation of bucci.
Wow, I really want Dylan McDermott to rage-beat me
on the tennis court and then hate-win (bleep) me
in the locker room afterwards, don't I?
I think we're just gonna move on from that one.
I hope when my penis gets older,
he stays good looking,
in shape and has silky black hair.
Because I basically wanna be @DylanMcDermott.
That's really nice of you to say, that's, wait.
I'm going to take a shower and congratulate myself.
And I wanna thank Buzzfeed for having me, and Hollywood.
It's a great show, guys, and I can't wait
for you to watch it.
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