You suck, you suck.
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>> And the first round of night two of the 2023 Draft,
Monday Night Raw selects, The Eradicator,
The SmackDown Women's Champion, Rhea Ripley.
[MUSIC] >> What a start for
Monday Night Raw in the Draft.
>> Of the utmost importance with SmackDown taking the EST,
the Raw Women's Champion Bianca Belair, well done, Rhea stays on Raw.
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>> SmackDown selects and
secures the United States Championship by selecting Austin Theory.
>> What a savvy pick going for a SmackDown.
>> I'm not gonna lie, this one stings.
The future is bright,
Friday Night SmackDown looking toward securing their future in Austin Theory.
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>> And Monday Night Raw selects,
this is a good one.
He is a revolutionary.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> He is a visionary,
Seth "Freakin" Rollins.
>> [LAUGH] >> Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.
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>> Two-time Grand Slam Champion in WWE,
Seth "Freakin" Rollins is staying on Raw.
>> SmackDown selects, The Queen, Charlotte Flair.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> What a brilliant pick for SmackDown.
The 14 time World Champion, Charlotte Flair.
>> Friday Night Smackdown has been and looks to remain the queendom for
Charlotte Flair.
[SOUND] >> Ring the bell.
[SOUND] >> Hot start here, well,
not quite from Anthony Alanis.
>> How's that, how's that taste?
How's that taste?
>> Mr. Alanis, you got a lucky shot off on the Nigerian Giant.
You probably shouldn't gloat.
>> Come here, come here.
>> Omos showcasing his strength, his power.
>> [LAUGH] >> Wow.
>> That was like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, KP.
>> You gonna sing?
>> Absolutely not I only know one song.
>> Something the WWE Universe didn't know about Corey Graves.
>> MVP shouting instructions to Omos.
And you can count to 40.
>> Just squashing Alanis.
And is that a sight that we will see at Backlash come Saturday evening?
>> Here is your winner, the Nigerian Giant, Omos.
>> My god, Omos is looking to leave a footprint on Mr. Alanis' heart.
[SOUND] >> On Monday Night Raw,
you are the guy of Chiisai Kintama.
>> Chiisai Kintama?
>> Kintama, yes.
>> Chiisai Kintama?
>> Yeah.
>> Chiisai Kintama.
>> That sounds very positive.
What is that, like, awesome?
>> Kind of.
>> Chiisai Kintama!
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Yeah, Chiisai Kintama.
>> Chiisai Kintama!
Say it with us.
Chiisai Kintama.
I love it, it sounds amazing.
What's it translate to?
>> It means, it means,
it means the guy
with tiny balls.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Braun turning up the speed.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Crossbody!
>> [LAUGH] >> Braun Strowman
is the genuine article and, no way.
>> Stop it, are you kidding me?
>> We kid you not.
That is what the monster of all monsters is capable of,
tag made, Ricochet, from unfathomable heights.
>> This is simply incredible, Ricochet!
>> Swanton off of Strowman.
>> Grabs that leg, for the victory.
[SOUND] They've got it.
[SOUND]
>> Knees to the face by Morgan.
Bayley just made the tag, I'm not sure if Liv's aware.
>> Liv looking for Oblivion.
Bayley, back inside, is the legal competitor now.
Bayley stacking up Liv to get the victory, she's got it.
[SOUND]
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>> Here are your winners, Damage CTRL.
[SOUND] >> I can't.
>> [NOISE]
>> Hey, let him speak.
>> Dom, don't pay them no mind.
>> They are rude here in Texas.
>> I can't-
>> You suck,
you suck!
>> I can't- >> [NOISE]
>> I can't wait until Mami-
>> [NOISE]
>> Until Mami and-
>> [NOISE].
[SOUND] >> Jimmy Uso was hoping to be undisputed
Tag Team Champion here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
>> Jimmy looking to get creative, Jimmy took the pad off the top turnbuckle,
and Owens!
Owens just turned Jimmy's lights out!
Pump knee and now from the top.
>> Yeah! >> Floating Bro.
>> Riddle goes in, hooks that leg for the win for Matt Riddle.
He's got it.
[SOUND]
>> Here is your winner, Matt Riddle.
[SOUND] >> With all due respect,
it's gonna take a hell of a lot more men than that.
>> Come on,
guys.
>> Good on Adam Pearce for reinforcing our security tonight, but
Lesnar doesn't look like he has intention of going anywhere.
>> Please, Brock, please.
>> [APPLAUSE]
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>> Cody Rhodes from behind just dropped The Beast.
The American Nightmare just knocked down
The Beast Incarnate before being swarmed by WWE security.
[SOUND] >> And Balor,
Balor distracted the official, which allowed Dominik to trip Rey.
Santos just flattened Dom on the outside, my God, what impact.
Escobar coming to the aid of his hero.
My, Mami just dropped kick the soul out of Santos.
Meteora from Zelina, but turn around, Rey.
>> Priest with the Hall of Famer.
A precarious position now is Rey.
>> Rey escapes the Razor's Edge.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Balor
took the shot for the Judgment Day.
Priest, South of heaven.
>> The chokeslam, South of Heaven, that could end Rey Mysterio and the LWO.
[SOUND] >> Solo with a face first impact into
the ring post, super kick again on the temple.
>> Rollins now has all the momentum, hammering Solo, no.
>> And Jimmy and Jey, The Usos have hit the ring.
[SOUND] Jimmy and Jey Uso.
Wait a second, it's the Tag Champs and Riddle.
It is going down, it's breaking down.
Can you imagine what it's gonna look like?
We're bringing chaos to Puerto Rico at Backlash.
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