[musical splash]
[audience applause]
- Thank you all for coming to our company Christmas party.
[light clapping]
Um, I just wanted to take a second
and recognize our co-worker, and my personal friend, Eric.
[clapping]
Yeah.
Um, many of you know Eric for his bright smile.
[audience laughter]
But behind that smile we know there's a guy
that's had a really hard year.
Beyond just the demands of his job,
Eric's car got wrecked earlier this year,
his insurance wouldn't cover it and-- well, you know the rest.
It was really bad, right?
- Thanks, man, it's uh, been tough.
- We know.
And so, in the spirit of Christmas
we decided to pool our resources together
and get you something really special,
and we hope that this little gift
will be the key... to unlock...
a much better year for you, and steer you...
- Oh!
[giggling]
- Into happier times four wheel.
[laughs]
Okay.
I'll stop tootin' my own horn here
and give you your gift.
Spoiler alert, you won't be needing gas.
- No!
- Yeah!
- Yes!
- You did not have to.
- We wanted to though.
Open it!
[excited squeal]
- It's a toothbrush.
[audience laughter]
- An electric toothbrush.
- Yeah, we wanted to get you something
you could use.
- You got me a toothbrush?
- Oh no!
No, he doesn't like it.
- What?
No!
He loves it, look at him.
He is dumbfounded with joy.
[camera clicks]
[audience laughter]
- Did you guys think that I, like, needed a toothbrush?
- Yes!
- Yes.
- Yes, you're very easy to shop for.
[audience laughter]
- I already have a toothbrush.
- Uh, okay.
An electric toothbrush?
Come on.
[giggles]
- What-- what did you think you were getting, Eric?
- I thought you were going to get me the keys to a car!
All: A car?
- What?
Why would you think that?
- You said I wouldn't need gas.
- Well, yeah, it's a toothbrush.
- An electric toothbrush.
- Wait, no, why did you say it's key and unlock,
and steer and wheel and horn?
- And spoiler, I don't know.
I was just trying something.
- I think it worked.
- Those are all puns about cars!
All: Ohhh.
- Oh, you guys.
You guys, we made him think he was getting a car.
[audience laughter]
- Here, Eric.
I want you to have this.
It's a $15 Target gift card.
It still has $9.88 on it.
[audience clapping]
- Is this-- is this suppose to make me feel better?
All: Yes.
- Annnd...
- And, and!
- Here's a jacket that we got for you!
Eric: Whoa.
- Yeah!
Eric: You just took it off your--
- No...
here, let me get my car keys out of the pocket.
- Yeah, and you already got the Target gift card.
- I-- I don't want any of these things.
- Then what do you want, Eric?
- All I want is a ride to work
so I don't have to walk 2 miles every day.
All: Ohhhh.
- Okay.
- You are such a needy roommate!
[audience applause]
[electric buzzing]
- Uh, hey, could you turn that thing off?
I'm trying to tell people to download the free BYUtv app.
- What?
- I said, can you turn that off,
I'm trying to tell people to download the free BYUtv app!
- What?
- I said, can you turn that thing off--!
- Oh, hey, hang on,
I'm trying to tell people to download the free BYUtv app.
- Oh, sorry.
[buzzing continues]