We launched in international investigation to find Simon.
Our search covered a land mass of
over eight million square miles.
We searched for him across Mexico, Canada,
the United States.
We found 121 Simons with the exact last name,
and we narrowed it down even further to one Simon
who seemed to fit the description of Sheila's Simon.
He's in this building right now.
(audience applauds)
Come on out, Simon.
(audience applauds)
Hi.
Can I have a hug? No.
No. Not today.
Sorry.
Simon, thank you.
Uh, yeah, thank you.
First off, Sheila, is this the right Simon?
It is.
Have you been programming her radio
and communicating with her through songs?
Not in any way, shape, or form, no.
Have you bugged her car in any way?
No. Have you
bugged her cell phone?
No. In any way?
No.
Have you been monitoring her in any way?
Not in any way.
Have you got a half a million dollars
that if you get near her the two of you are going to
burst into flames?
Well, I've, hopefully, that doesn't happen any time soon,
because that (laughs)
That's not true.
No, not, no.
Was I 'sposed to write a book or something?
I don't know what you're 'sposed ta do,
but I didn't, I haven't been, on any contact with you
for two years, right?
You had something wrong with your brain or your head?
No.
Why did that guy in Cuba, when that guy that read
your palm in Cuba said that --
There's no guy that read my palm in Cuba.
You don't remember the guy that read your palm in Cuba?
No, I, no.
And he told me that there was
something wrong with your brain,
and you had less than five years to live,
and when I asked you about it when we got home
you gave me a sort of a troubled look.
Yeah, I guess so, I probably would be givin'
you a troubled look, but.
You haven't had amnesia or anything?
No, no.
I'm pretty much good.
But you saw him in Mexico.
You're sure of that.
I thought so.
Were you down in Mexico when I was there?
You wanna see my passport?
You brought your passport at my request.
Well, somebody's been messing with me.
Okay, now, let's look at the stamps on the passport here
because your passport has travel stamps on it,
and it has one and it's not Mexico.
Why did you, why did you put the Soggy Bottom Boys
Mean Old Dirty Frisco Blues up on your YouTube account?
I don't, I don't know what you're talkin' about.
Hold on a minute.
Now, stop.
You need to look at me for a minute.
Okay.
It does not matter why he put what where.
The question was has he been communicating with you
for the last two years
through songs and on your radio.
And you said, "If he tells me he has not,
"I will let it go." I will.
It doesn't matter what he put on his Facebook.
It doesn't matter what he played on his radio.
It doesn't matter what color he painted his house.
He's lying about what he said to me.
Did you tell her you were gonna come back with a
limousine and flowers? No.
You didn't use the lying about that, too?
Well, I'm not lying about it.
You are lying.
You said I'll be back in two days with a limo
and a big bouquet of flowers.
I was goin' a thousand miles away to go to work,
so --
Well, why would you have said that to me, then?
Are you, do you have,
you don't remember these things you've said, or?
Because my memory is pretty solid.
I've, don't think I've ever been able to afford a limo.
And were you not in my house, did you not fix my door?
No. The magnet on my door?
No. Did you not break a piece --
These people haven't been hiding me either.
Did you not break the flushing thing off my toilet
and then put it in my,
were you ever living in Edmonton in the last couple years?
No, never have.
Never, I'm sorry.
There's your apology, I'm sorry.
None of this has happened.
And I hope you can accept that
and take whatever help you can get from Dr. Phil
and move along.