- [Captain] Come on, put your back into it.
The sooner we get those nets aboard,
the sooner we can all get home.
(grunting)
- Captain Crunch, did you see that?
- See what, first mate?
- Huh.
But it was just there!
- Back to work, man, we've got two more--
- Captain Crunch!
- Oh, what now?
What in the name of...
- It's, it's...
- Oh.
My.
Gourd!
- [Pineapple] Welcome to Thousand Island.
I'm Pineapple, thank you for coming to investigate,
Doctor Starfish.
- Please, call me Doctor Seastar.
- Aren't starfish and seastars the same exact thing?
- Technically speaking, I'm not a fish.
Not yet.
Please, take me to the wreckage.
- It washed ashore last night.
We have no idea what could have done this
to a ship of that size.
- Yeah, I know what it was.
It was Gourdzilla!
- Gourdzilla?
What is that?
- Don't listen to crazy old Coconut,
Gourdzilla is nothing but an old wives' tale.
- No, no.
I want to hear.
- Gourzilla is an ancient beast
that terrorized our ancestors.
it seems he has returned.
And he's angry.
- Tell me then, how do we make this Gourdzilla happy?
- We can do only one thing to appease
the mighty Gourdzilla.
We can die.
- [Seastar] Something massive coming out
of the sea!
It's, it's...
- Gourdzilla!
(cackling)
(monster roars)
- Come, Doctor Seastar, quickly!
(cackling)
(screaming)
(monster roaring)
- Oh no!
He ripped the cap off the salad dressing volcano!
- To the ship!
It's our only chance!
(screaming)
It's heading toward acidic coat yogurt.
Darn it, we must find them!
- Doctor Seastar, you're the world's
leading food oceanographer, do you
honestly expect us to believe what you're telling us?
- Yes, Mister President, it was a giant sea monster
and it was like agh!
And the islanders were like agh!
And the island got all smashed and the monster
was like, peace out, back to the ocean,
and we were like, woah!
And then--
(dialtone)
Hello?
Ugh.
- Doctor Seastar?
How did the meeting go?
- Horribly, they don't believe me.
We're all in terrible danger.
- [Pineapple] What's this?
- It's nothing.
- It looks like a mechanical fish suit or something.
- I said it's nothing!
It's certainly not a fish suit
designed to allow me to the deepest parts
of the ocean floor, and I certainly
haven't been designing it literally my entire life.
- Um, okay.
- Do you feel that?
- The romantic connection we just forged
through forced intimacy?
- No.
That.
(monster roaring)
Quickly, into the bomb shelter!
(cackling)
- And then the dude was like,
it's called Gourdzilla, and it's huge, and--
- It breathes fire?
- Yeah, I said that already?
(screaming)
(monster roaring)
Get to the air force, now!
Fire breath?
Nobody told me he had fire breath!
- I like your decor.
- Pineapple.
Can I tell you something very, very personal about me?
- What, that you dedicated your entire life
to the unlikely dream of someday becoming a fish?
- Heh, pretty dumb, huh?
- Uh, not at all.
I think it's, uh, it's a great dream.
- I suppose none of that really matters now.
Or does it.
- The city, it's in ruins!
- Someone has to stop Gourdzilla!
- That's impossible!
Even the full force of our military
was hopeless against it.
- That's because the military isn't thinking like a fish.
- Doctor Seastar?
- I know what I must do.
My fish suit is untested, but it's the only way
to reach Gourdzilla deep under the sea
where he sleeps.
Catching him in the state of rest
is our only hope.
- You need a nuclear warhead to kill
that monster, but--
- But that would mean--
- I'm not coming back.
- Oh no!
- Don't cry for me.
I get to go out a fish.
(radar blips)
There you are, Gourdzilla!
Gourd-bye!
- Oh no, Gourdzilla has returned!
- No, look!
- Hurray!
It was Doctor Seastar!
Doctor Seastar destroyed Gourdzilla!
- No, it wasn't Doctor Seastar,
it was Doctor Starfish.
- What is she talking about?
- Just let it go.
(Orange laughs)
- [Orange] Knife!