- Everyone's like, "what's their standard?
"Are they emotionally intelligent?
"Do they have a nice working job?"
No, girl.
It's how she eats the chip.
I'm Sugar. - I'm Spice.
- And we're here at Cosmo
playing a really fun game
called "Expensive Taste Test."
- Ooh, twin versus twin.
- I'm gonna win, obviously.
Do we have expensive taste?
I mean,
literally, in your rap you have,
"I'm a hot mess
rocking Ali Express." - Right.
Well, not anymore, that was back then.
- You have expensive taste,
but then like the budget is giving Dollar Tree.
- Right. - But you know, that's drag.
You know, like we don't have a budget, but we make it work.
- Honestly, I feel like I'm gonna win.
- Well, I guess we'll have to wait and see.
We'll have to wait and see.
I'll let you live your fantasy.
(jazzy guitar music)
Okay, so we have the water.
Okay, well is it "warter" or water?
Because I think the Long Island kind of jumps out,
and I'm just like, - So we're gonna go H2O.
You gotta hold it.
You gotta give it a little pump, and you go,
(slurping) - I love how I'm smelling it,
like it's gonna have a scent, but.
(slurping)
The water's watering.
Okay, so let's see this one.
(both slurping)
I don't taste anything different.
- Is this what people like see
when they see like boyfriend twins,
and they look exactly like,
and they're like, "I swear one of them looks different."
That's kind of what this is giving.
I'm gonna go with the right one,
because I'm a righty,
so we're gonna go with that.
- Okay, so I really can't tell a difference,
but it just tastes like,
water doesn't even have a taste to me.
So I'm just gonna go eenie, meenie, miney,
mo, this one's more expensive, yeah.
(buzzer buzzing) (bell chiming)
- I got it right,
look at that. - Wait, so what's in it, wait,
so is one of them just like,
- Filter or tap?
I've kind of been in my tap era.
(jazzy guitar music)
Oh my gosh.
- It's us.
See, I don't even have her yet.
I need to get her.
The boots. - Oh my God, can I take this?
I need her. - Yeah.
Okay, so we are looking at us.
I mean, they've literally been shrunken down.
- Honey, I shrunk the kids.
Oh my God.
- But these are Bratz dolls,
if you couldn't tell, I mean hello.
- We're kind of Bratz experts,
so I feel like I'm gonna know who's more expensive.
But they're both top of the line dolls.
- Yes, top of the line.
I mean this is Xpress It Meygan, 2002.
The doll nerd will jump out.
She's more expensive
'cause she's, - She's the Cult Gaia.
She's the Cult Gaia designer collab.
- Well I think we definitely know
which one's more
expensive, - Expensive,
- for sure. - it's Miss Yasmin,
right here. - Designer Yasmin.
But she's still giving.
(bell chiming) We know everything
about Bratz.
- Queer isolation growing up.
(jazzy guitar music)
- Ooh. - Okay, we got vodka.
Ooh, that smell, it just smells like alcohol.
- Oh no, I'm gonna
make the face, - Oh,
- whenever I do a shot,
I make that,
- Just before we even taste,
I'm assuming this one is more expensive,
'cause this is giving, you know, like bougie, rich.
And this smell is giving college sorority girl,
which I feel very aligned with, so.
- Should we cheers?
- What are we cheersing to?
- Being bad bitches.
I have a cheers we do,
cheers to being cunty stunty,
but never Humpty Dumpty.
- Ding. - Ding.
- Okay. - Okay.
Ooh, it breaks. - Get the straw.
Ooh, okay. - Ugh.
- I'm not gonna know which one's
better, okay. - It all tastes
horrible to me, I'm like, just get it down.
- I couldn't taste the difference.
- I'm assuming this one is the more expensive, 130,
'cause it's just a little smoother.
Or maybe I'm making that up. - I'm just gonna
do a random guess.
They both taste horrible to me,
because I just hate alcohol.
Well I don't, but I do, but I don't.
Well, eh.
So I'm gonna go with this one that's more expensive.
- Okay, I'm going with the right.
- Yeah, the right, we're both
going right, yeah. - We're both doing the same?
- Oh, we're so twins. (buzzer buzzing)
(both laughing)
Really? - How?
- Wow.
The people that made these are like devastated right now.
- The girls out here are getting scammed.
(jazzy guitar music)
Okay, so we have sunglasses here,
and I guess one of them, - No, it's a hat.
- Oh, I think it's a sunglass.
- It's a hat.
- No, it's a sunglass. - Okay.
- This is very interesting,
because I can't really tell the difference.
- Oh, you know what?
This is kind of giving me like sexy librarian.
Like I feel like if Belle was modern day,
like she would have these, right?
- I kind of feel like these actually
might be more expensive.
- She just rip it outta my hands.
- I kind of like them better.
So let's say these are more
expensive. - I kind of like the green
better, like this is cute,
but like cute next to gorgeous.
Gorgeous is gonna devour cute, so.
- Right, like me.
Like cute next to gorgeous, yeah.
- You can keep dreaming.
Yeah, we're gonna go with these.
- Next to me, over 20 years.
Well no, I'm gonna agree,
- Okay, we're agreeing. - I just feel like
these are more sensitive. - Yeah.
- Ooh. - Yes.
- Is that our first one right?
Or no, did we got one right before?
(jazzy guitar music)
- Okay, so next up we have liquid blush.
Okay, price points. - Yeah, yeah, what are
the price points?
- 28 and 2. - Oh,
see this is where the girlies
are scamming the girls. - Oh my God.
Okay, wait wait wait wait,
let me get into this gig
right now. - I'm gonna go with this one.
The packaging feels a little cheaper.
So, yeah. - This one seems more,
it's like heavier. - That's giving luxe.
- Yeah, yeah. - If you would throw it,
it would probably survive.
But this one is, you know.
- You know, maybe I'm gonna be different.
I'm gonna say this one then,
because you're about that. - Are we agreeing?
No, I said this one.
- I don't wanna agree with you.
- No, I said this one.
Bitch, I'm confused.
- Okay, well I think this one's more expensive.
Oh, so we are agreeing. - We have one brain cell left.
- Okay. - Yeah this one,
we're agreeing.
This is the more expensive one.
- No, but I don't wanna agree.
So I'm gonna say this one. - Okay.
- Okay. (buzzer buzzing)
(bell chiming) - Yeah.
And you sabotaged yourself.
- You're like the pick-me girls that are like,
oh, I'm just like so different.
(jazzy guitar music),
So being twin drag queens,
we'll make gay shrieking sounds
at the same time. - Right, yeah, just gay noise.
Yeah. - So that's kind of
entered our caliber where we go
- Oh! - Ooh!
- We got a denim jacket.
If you couldn't tell what this was.
This one's giving like Gap,
Like I used to work at Old Navy,
like I was like the flaming little country elf.
- Wait, there's no, wait, what's the difference?
- I would get so bored at Old Navy,
I would start to pretend that it was like an SNL skit,
because like these people can't actually be real.
The girls are coming in,
they're yelling about their boot cut
and their flare jeans.
- You're doing all this nonsense and talking.
I'm gonna say that,
- This one, this is least expensive.
This is giving American apparel.
Did that brand die? - I think this one's
more expensive. - This is giving like,
yeah. - Yeah.
(buzzer buzzing) - Wow.
(jazzy guitar music)
- Ooh. - Ooh.
- Ah. - Ah.
No, we're done.
I get my fair share of cheap
leather pants. - This is the cheaper one.
Just 'cause of the seams, - Really?
- I'm assuming, like this is hidden.
This is giving a sleek mom.
- I don't see a difference.
- This is the more expensive.
- Do you think so? - Why are you burping?
- Okay. - Yeah, I'm kind of burping.
- Okay, I'll just say this one then,
is more expensive, to be different.
(buzzer buzzing) (bell chiming)
- Ooh, yay. - Oh, you got it.
(jazzy guitar music)
- Ooh. - Ooh.
- We both said it.
- Okay, so we have chips.
Ooh, it's like salty.
- Wait, this is my favorite part of the day.
I get to like eat, and just like look hot.
I love this.
Honestly, Tricia Paytes was onto something
with the mukbangs.
- Are these salt and vinegar?
Or just Lays?
Or just normal?
- For these, I'm gonna go with this.
- I'm gonna say these are more expensive.
I think I know my chips.
- The crinkle cut. - This is giving,
I think this is like the, - well you know,
this could be giving - Grocery store,
- like Luxe Trader Joe's.
(buzzer buzzing)
- You know what,
I should start doing reverse psychology.
It's the one that you think is more expensive,
actually isn't.
And that's why we're playing.
- I'm losing brain cells.
- Babes, you don't have any left.
- Well, yeah, so, - There we go.
- We're underground.
We gotta like get to sea level.
- The ground level.
- Oh, sea level, is that ground level?
I don't know.
(jazzy guitar music)
- Okay, so we have tequila next.
The best for last.
So Ms. Sugar, what are you thinking?
You know, just by looking at it,
I can tell it's like, they look the same.
This has a stronger scent, Ms. Right,
or is that your left?
I don't know.
- Okay, well let's see.
Whew.
- Ooh, uh-uh.
- I swear I'm not trying to be dramatic.
I'm not trying to be like, oh, I'm so quirky,
but it's just like it's,
- It's actually a thing. - Okay.
Honestly, I would never trust a girl,
if you can make a poker face while you're doing a shot,
I think,
I think something's going on.
I'm just getting triggered back to like pre-games
like back in high school,
when I was like trying to be cool,
and like fit in with people,
and I was like, oh, it just tastes so good.
Like for some reason,
are we the only ones that make ugly faces?
- No, I think that's normal, yeah.
- Is that like a relatable thing?
Okay. - Yeah.
I'm going to say,
this one's more expensive.
Sweetie, pick one.
- Okay, I'll go with the left one.
Wait, which one did you pick?
- I picked the right.
- I'm gonna go with the left.
'Cause I'm just so different.
(buzzer buzzing) (bell chiming)
- Yay.
That was so unenthusiastic, you're like,
(groaning)
Honestly, that was easier than I thought.
I mean, did I win?
Wait, who won?
Did anyone win?
It evened out. - Okay, so it evened out.
- Okay. - You know what,
we're kind of an amazing example of PEMDAS.
- Right. - You know,
we just cancel each other out.
- Yeah. - We're just both so dumb,
like honestly, this video was probably so pointless
because it's like, we were trying to get somewhere.
Yeah, like what was accomplished here?
Like, do we know? - Absolutely nothing.
Okay, Cosmo.
It's been really cute,
but I need to go and shave my grandma's back.
- Same. - So yeah.
Well, our grandma's dead.
- Anyways. - That's a wrap.
- That's a wrap,
catch us on TikTok, Instagram, - It was fun.
- I don't know the glory hole down the street.
Bye. - Wait, should we trot away?
Oh yeah, let's trot away. - Let's trot away.
Okay, one, two, three. - One, two, three.
Your name's Sugar.
Let's wrap it up like a piece of candy.
- Oh, that's my rap, like.
♪ Now let me wrap it up ♪
♪ Like a piece of candy ♪
♪ Did it for your show ♪
♪ Now let me call Andy ♪
♪ Ain't a housewife, but I am a twin ♪
♪ You'll do a double take when we get the win ♪
I'm in my high era, but I wanna enter the wine era.
Keep that in.
Okay.