Let's see if we can find some friends
for mama's special little boy.
You need to interface with someone fun.
Try that video game over there.
It doesn't look too dangerous.
[squealing]
Oh.
Careful, Chip.
Uh.
Those monsters are too big.
Come outta that game right now!
But, Mom!
Chip! Get outta there!
Ugh!
Agh!
[laughing]
So, you think you can do whatever you want
because you're a teenager now?
You just wait until I tell your father!
Whoa!
What did you just say to me?!
Oh! Whoa!
I told Chip that game was too dangerous
and do you know what he said to me?
[shrieking]
And?
Gah! Ugh!
Just talk to your son!
I need a cool my circuits!
Ahh!
Grandma! No!
[screaming]
[laughing]
Get her, Grandma!
[laughing]
Wah!
I'm the ghost of Plankton.
Woo. Whoa!
Agh!
Hey. That gives me an idea.
Hmm.
If I were a ghost,
I could walk right through the walls of the Krusty Krab
and take the Krabby Patty secret formula.
[laughing]
Gah! Alright! That's it!
You ruined another movie night
with your secret formula garbage!
I'm pullin' the plug.
Ahh!
[humming]
So, how was your talk with Chi?
Oh, it went great. He's a good boy.
Yeah. He wh...
Where? Where? Where is he?
Oh, he ran away.
What?!
Why would my baby run away?!
Because I told him to.
Duh.
Ugh!
[screaming]
Karen! Baby! Let's be reasonable here!
You find our son and bring him home this instant
or don't find her coming home!
[screaming]
I'm going! I'm going!
Hold that thought, baby.
I ah... I forgot something down here.
I'll be right back.
Can't believe this is really happening!
Oh!
The Krabby Patty secret formula is finally mine!
Oh.
Huh?
Eh?
Ehh!
Is this some kind of a horrible nightmare?
Wha...?
A projector?
You tricked me with a simulation?
It was a test, Plankton, and you failed!
You fail every time when it comes to our romance.
Right. So, I goof up one time and now I'm the bad guy.
One time? Failed one time?
How about four million seven hundred thousand and...
Eh-eh-eh error!
But, baby cakes!
I left to go get the Krabby Patty secret formula...
for me...
and you!
You know? For us!
Listen, Sheldon!
You need to show me
an interruption free romantic date night,
because until that happens,
no one is leaving the Chum Bucket!
Ahh!
Ooh!
You better not mess this one up, Ray Ray.
Ahh!
Can't get it to work!
I can ever get it to work!
Hello?
He doesn't know! And I don't care!
Karen! My main Frein!
I just made a scientific break through!
Yeah! They told me!
Let's go out and celebrate, girl!
I'm sorry, Sandy.
I I can't hear you because someone can't shut up!
That's okay, Karen!
I'll tell ya all about it later!
Let's meet up tonight at the Corner Cafe!
You got it, mushy tushy!
I will definitely be there!
Okay! I'm off.
Those are my test tubes!
I don't know where they came from!
Don't wait up!
Gah!
I have also analyzed your screensaver, Karen.
It is most beautiful.
No one asked you!
Are you happy now, Karen?
No, I'm not!
I was just trying to make myself pretty for you.
But do you even care?
All you ever do is make stupid schemes
about stupid sandwiches!
Stupid?
Your new screen saver is stupid!
And it makes your processor look fat!
What?!
[squealing]
Okay, let's all calm down before you say something you'll regret!
You know what? No one talks to me like that.
Get out!
I will not get out!
This is my restaurant, and no one can make me...
leave! Ow!
Meow.
[laughing]
The secret formula...
is...
Is what? Is what?
What is it?
[gasping]
Ugh!
Ray Ray!
[whimpering]
Uh.
Which one of us is Ray Ray?
I am, you doofus!
Well, I'm Ray Ray, too!
No, I am Ray Ray!
I don't care who is the real one!
You can both watch this formula get deleted!
Karen! Darling!
Sweetie! Please!
Let's talk about this!
[crying]
Why?
Don't mess with date night, Plankton!
[crying]
[mumbling]
I never knew what love was until I met you!
Oh.
You have made me the happiest girl robot in the world.
Hey, you!
Get your hands off my man!
You better step off, lady.
No one can make Plankton happy like I can.
We are soul mates and we are going to get married
and print 1,347 babies.
One thousand what?!
Oh, well. You're really in lov.
I won't stand in your way.
Plankton's all yours.
Yeah!
No!
The whole point of this scheme was for me to get Karen back!
And now you're ruining it!
Sorry, Plankton. You just said such nice things to me.
Wait a second.
You're not just being a jerk?
You mean, you cooked this whole stupid scheme up to win me bac?
Of course I did.
I'd do anything for you, baby.
Even hang out with this moron.
Oh, that is so sweet.
Get over here, you.
Mmm... ewe!
It's that fat screensaver again.
What?!
Now, Karen! Take it easy!
I'm gonna go now.
She warned me about you!
[fussing]
Ow! Ow!
[screaming]
Karen, I want you to meet my new computer wife.
Karen 2!
[gasping]
Karen 2?
I've been... replaced?
I'm afraid so.
But can you blame me?
She's got triple the processing,
all the latest software, and a sleek, space age design.
[laughing]
The whole package!
I can't believe this.
After all I've done for you,
you dump me for this cheap pile of plastic?
Well, I had to cut costs somewhere.
Who are you calling cheap?
At least I don't rust.
You know, you're gonna wish you deleted that comment!
Hey, come on, babe.
Don't take it so hard.
You'll find love again.
Maybe you'll meet a nice uh, adding machine.
Oh, that does it.
Oh. Why did I program her with a jealousy scheduler?
And why did I outfit her with a molecular rearranger ray?!
Here's your stir fry, little man!
Uh!
Let's not do something we might regret!
You should know!
Regret's the one thing you left out of my operating system!
[gasping]
Huh?
What happened?
I accessed the Chum Bucket's power grid,
remotely cutting off Karen's power at the sourc.
[laughing]
Karen 2,
I knew you were special
the moment I laid eye on your motherboard!
Goodbye, Karen Classic!
Hello, Karen 2!
[laughing]
And I am at your service, my lady.
Pow!
Oh! Kiss me, pipsqueak.
I mean, Ray Ray.
Grandma!
I told you never to call me on this screen!
Sheldon, is that you?
Yes, it's me, Grandma.
Always nice to hear from ya.
Okay. Gotta go.
Okay, sweetie. See you tomorrow at 8 AM sharp.
Right. See you then. Wait, wait, what?!
8 AM? Um.
What's happening at 8 AM, Grandma?
Don't you remember, silly?
You promised me you'd own the Krusty Krab
by my 90th birthday!
Well, my 90th is tomorrow!
You do own the Krusty Krab now, right?
[mumbling]
Lie! That's it!
Eh... you're darn right, I own the Krusty Krab, Grandma!
And I can't wait to give you the grand tour, eh,
tomorrow morning.
Aww, see you then.
[sighing]
Gah!
That smack was for Plankton.
Now bring back Ray Ray.
Oh. What am I gonna do, Karen?
How am I gonna fool Grandma tomorrow?
Oh!
Okay! I guess bath time is ove!
Why don't you and Ray Ray
take a long walk off a short plank?!
[screaming]
Hi there.
Can I get a Krabby Patty and a side of Coral Bits, please?
You'll get your Krabby Patty when I'm good and ready!
Sorry. I'm just...
going through a lot emotionally right now.
Well, you know what cheers me up if I'm feeling down?
You defragment your hard drive?
No.
Putting in a hard day's work
at the greatest job in the world,
the Krusty Krab!
Oh please!
Are you kidding me?
Hey, what's the holdup, Karen 2?
That secret formula's not gonna steal itself, you know!
I'm trying to open the door.
You didn't exactly design me with arms, you know?
Yes, I suppose that's true.
Alright, I got this.
[gasping]
What's she doing here?
Karen!
Working at the Krusty Krab!
What the...?
Ooh. Oh.
[chattering]
Well, if it isn't Little Miss Home Wrecker!
And if it isn't the washed up analog has been!
Analog?
Who you calling Analog?
I see you've taken your proper role as a...
cash machine.
At least I don't look like I was designed to be
a glorified vacuum cleaner!
Well, at least I can say I was designed.
[gasping]
Why I outta!
You rusty bucket of bolts!
You glorified toaster oven!
You poor excuse for a housewif!
Ooh!
[chattering]
Hey, what's going on?
I don't know,
but my money's on the one with the chrome back side.
Excuse me. Did you take money?
Welcome to the fight of the century!
Where for only $5.99,
plus the purchase of two Krabby Patties,
you will glean the answer to the age old question!
Which is superior, high speed integrated circuits?
Prepare to have your motherboard rattled.
Or old school vacuum tubes and diodes?.
You're about to have your cookies crumbled.
Bring it.
Wait!
This isn't getting me any closer to the formula.
Ugh!
That'll defrag your algorithms!
Ow!
Plankton?
Ow.
[gasping]
Stop! He's hurt!
You're throwing in the towel?
You heartless home page wrecking hussy!
[cheering]
No one... runs down my man!
Oh well!
Tis better to have loved and lost
than never to have loved at all!
Working.
So, you've decided to come crawling back to me, huh?
What did you say?
Eh eh. Nothing, dear.
[screaming]
Yeah, that's what I thought you said,
honey Bunch.
[groaning]
Oh.