-Now everybody here is gonna hate my guts.
-Everyone loves you, ma'am.
-Oh, thank you so much, sir.
We are having a private meeting back here though, so...
She a business fan come with some sort of divider wall?
-Yeah. -You know what?
Get that idea down, Cyrus. That's good.
-You want me to write down wall? -Divider wall.
-Got it.
-I'm just not sure how else to frame it.
I mean, now that everyone's jobs are going away,
they'll have more time for hobbies?
-It'll be better for the environment.
If you saw the hoops we had to jump through
to open the factory in the first place --
ground water surveys, carbon capture certs.
It's a miracle they haven't backed out already.
-Wait, what do you mean by backed out?
They can ask us to leave?
-Yeah. I mean, yeah, if they wanted.
We'd have to persuade them we'd be
"good environmental" partners.
-Oh. Well, let's unpersuade them.
Let it get out that we might not be
as eco-friendly as we said, you know?
I mean, that way we're not leaving them,
they're leaving us.
-So basically you want us to be the girl
who's so chicken[bleep] breaking up with her boyfriend
that we just rather act toxic and make him dump us?
-Exactly. That is a great way of putting it.
Thank you so much, Sadie.
Alright, people. Let's get toxic.
-Pretend I'm Jack. Say whatever you want
to get off your chest.
-Not gonna do that. -Yo, what's up, girl.
-Wow. -Oh, damn.
You lookin' fine as hell. -Very much no, sir.
-And then the doctor said I'm not even anemic.
I'm just old. [ Laughs ] -That's amazing.
-Uh, I hate to interrupt, but you have that MotorTrend interview.
-Seriously? Shoot.
You know, I was skeptical about this,
but this was great.
If you want to stop by later, I'll tell you
the second half of that story.
-Are you sure? I don't want to bug you.
-You could never. Absolutely not.
-Hey, Dori, if Barb ever wants to stop by,
my door is always open, okay?
-Alright then. I'll see you later.
-Okay. Take care, Barb. [ Laughs ]
-Wow, looks like you guys really --
-That is the most annoying [bleep] lunatic I have ever met
in my entire life.
Don't ever let her within 10 feet of me ever again.
-Oh, I got it. Mm-hmm.
-The public never really liked me when I was
CEO of a drug company.
I don't know why. -Probably the opioid crisis.
-Maybe. -Or the price gouging
on prescription drugs.
-You know what? I was a girl boss.
That's very tough for some people.
-I'm having fun.
It's okay to have fun at work, Sadie.
-Hey, what do you guys think? Swipe right?
-Mm, geez, she looks a little old.
-She's a party girl.
-I'd party too if I loved through prohibition.
-I'm doing it.
No match, huh? -[ Chuckles ]
-Phone must be bricked or something.
-So, how long you been driving for?
-About 17 years. -Nice.
Nice, nice. You like it?
-No. -Mm.
-Oh. -Oh, no, busted.
I'm trying to quit, et cetera.
-You vape? -Only when I'm stressed out.
Used to be cigarettes, and then one day
I confiscated this from my stepdaughter
and now everyone knows if I come home smelling
like blue raspberry, stay away.
-Alright. I get it.
Heavy is the head, right? -Mm.
-It makes me glad I turned down the job.
[ Insects chirping ]
Okay, truth bomb.
They technically never offered it to me.
It's insane, I know. It's insane.
But I guess they kind of knew what they were doing.
Sure.
-You know, in some ways, you're the only person here
who really gets what I'm going through.
They're all hired hands.
I mean, you and I, we have skin in the game.
-Yeah, I guess connected in that way.
-We are.
-Yeah, we are.
-[ Exhales sharply ]
-Fate is pretty weird, huh?
-Mm-hmm.
-You need any? -Oh, no. I'm good.
Oh! Oh, my God! No, no!
-Oh. -Not where this was going!
-Okay. -No!
-Alright. -Eww!
-Don't say eww. -Not even close.
-Hey. -Hey.
-Am I interrupting something?
-No, no, no, no. Just standing right here.
-Being weird? -No, texting.
The actress girl person.
-Do not apologize.
You are allowed to date actress girl people.
-I know, I know. I'm sorry. -Right?
-I just don't know why it's so weird.
-Because people here keep making it weird.
-Yes. -We're adults.
I think that I can manage to work with a guy
I had sex with without picturing him naked all the time.
-And here I was thinking you actually
were picturing me naked the whole time.
I figured that's why you always looked so impressed.
-I just have impressed resting face.
-Hm. -But I'm picturing it now just
because we're talking about it.
-Yeah.
Feeling a little bit self-conscience now.
-I think we should just put the past in the past
and stop acting like awkward teenagers.
Yes, you got a deal. -Oh, great.
Cool penis by the way.