- I'm a cheap chick.
I'm an affordable girl.
This is like, if you guys brought out like snakes
or something.
No. First the truffle chips, now this?
Hey everyone. It's Hayley Kiyoko
and today I am playing Expensive Taste Test with Cosmo.
The game is simple.
They're gonna place two items in front of me,
and I have to guess which item is more expensive.
I feel like I'm gonna do really well
at this game because I do have expensive taste,
but we will see if that is true.
Okay, so this dude is very heavy.
I would say it's just too heavy, honestly.
Do they turn on?
- [Microphone] Power on.
- Hello? Hello.
♪ Ah ♪
I think what's really interesting about this one
is it has an EQ effect,
but you know that's like some fancy verbiage, you know,
in the music space.
Hello. This is an incredible karaoke microphone
or just like a microphone to use, like, in your home
if you need attention.
I'm thinking this is pretty expensive,
but let's test the next one.
Okay. So this one automatically is lighter.
Hello?
Oh, this is a brighter tone.
Hello?
♪ Ah ♪
You know what?
I'm gonna say this one is more expensive
and this one is less expensive.
That's a W for me.
Y'all are trying to be tricky on me.
I'm just saying I'm impressed.
Okay. Exhibit A, what is this?
Okay. It's got a nice smooth line.
Okay. Lovely.
The weight is decent.
Oh, the weight is better on this one.
Oh, the top.
Wait, what?
Oh, this is the smudge brush.
Whoops. Well, it comes with a smudge brush.
This one didn't,
so I'm feeling like this has got to be like 50 cents more.
I'm gonna go with this one,
'cause I think this one performs better than this one
even though it comes with a smudge brush.
This is more expensive.
No.
By how much?
39.99 for this?
And this is 6.47.
Sometimes expensive is not necessarily the best.
I would go with the 6.47 bad boy right here.
Now we are deciding between these purses.
Oh, this is so soft and cute.
And looks cute with my look.
It's a vibe.
Smells nice.
Let's do a zipper check.
I feel like zippers are like the way to tell
if it's expensive or not.
I feel like that's okay.
That's a better zipper.
It's way better.
I feel like y'all are like trying to like trick me.
The zipper is just better.
Wanna go with this one.
This one's more expensive.
This one's cheaper.
Yes.
I don't know if my parents should be proud or not proud.
40 and 13.
That's the right price.
We're doing drumsticks.
These, the weight are,
look my little one trick that I have, are okay.
I don't know if I would buy these.
I don't like that the tips are thick.
Don't like those.
These are heavier.
I think these are more expensive
because the tip is like more refined.
The weight feels nicer.
Let's do our little twirl test.
♪ Duh, duh, duh. ♪
I'm gonna go with purple, more expensive.
These less expensive.
Yeah.
Two W's for me.
Okay. This one's like kind of heavy.
I feel like I should check out the fit.
Cover the buttons too, so I don't cheat?
Okay. This one is,
I just feel like the design of this one has more,
more story, you know?
There's just more of a story behind this jacket.
It feels distressed.
It feels vintage.
I'm gonna go with this one.
This one's more expensive and this one is cheaper.
No.
Why?
No, it's not.
Is it cute? Does it look good on me?
Change my mind.
I'll take it.
Thank you so much.
Three wins. Two losses.
Gotta come out on top. Gotta come out on top.
Okay. Gold chain.
Check the clasp.
It says it's made in Italy.
Don't know if that means cheap or non cheap.
I'm allergic to like nickel.
So I almost could put these necklaces on
and see which one I get a rash from
and then I could decide from there,
but we don't have time for that.
This one feels like, oh yeah,
the clasp is not working on this.
This one, this is cheaper.
And this is more expensive.
Yay.
This is 330?
It's cute.
Did you just say truffle chips?
I hate truffle.
Are you, did you know this about me?
I'm so upset.
If there's truffle in a restaurant, I walk out of there.
Oh my gosh.
I can smell them.
I'm gonna literally throw up.
Oh my gosh. You guys are so mean.
I refuse.
I mean, they're already at my nose.
Truffle oil is like one of my least favorite scents.
Oh my gosh. I would never eat them.
I'm just gonna look at them.
These look more processed.
These look a little more natural
'cause they're like not as attractive.
This is like if you guys brought out like snakes
or something.
I'm gonna say this is more expensive
and this is less expensive.
No?
I'm not even upset about this 'cause I'm so mad at you guys
for bringing out truffle oil.
How dare you.
Please take them away, far away from me. Thank you.
We have eyeshadow.
I'm going to sniff it.
Smells like nothing.
We're gonna do just a beautiful dab.
It's nice. Shiny.
I don't really know what like expensive eyeshadow
is supposed to look like, but I'm gonna pretend.
I think they're just two different shades.
Okay. I'm gonna try this one.
Do this.
Gosh, this is one, this is hard.
And this is tough 'cause I can't have another loss.
The one with the white cap,
I hope this one was the white cap,
is more expensive and this one is the less expensive.
And I really hope this is correct.
No.
First the truffle chips, now this?
I'm a cheap chick.
I'm an affordable girl, who knew?
Oh, thought I was luxury,
but I'm just like an affordable queen.
I just have to say I love vegan leather.
I feel like it looks so cute.
It helps the environment and it's super soft.
Item number one.
It's got this pocket here.
Feels pretty soft. Let's check the button.
Let's check the zipper.
It's a little rough around the edges.
Okay. Let's check her.
I think she weirdly feels softer.
Yeah. These are the ones.
Zippers.
Zipper actually is not,
Am I being, am I being spoofed?
Oh, should I smell them?
That smells synthetic.
This one smells less.
Okay. I'm gonna change my mind.
This one's more expensive.
This one's less expensive.
Thank you.
With a little help from my friend.
Five out of nine.
Okay. So this means, what does this mean though?
Does this mean that I'm an expensive chick
or an affordable queen?
Because I could navigate five expensive things out of nine.
I guess I'm just like a day to day kind of gal, you know?
This was so much fun
and I highly encourage you to do this yourself
'cause this was crazy.
I do feel like I have an expensive taste
depending on the day.
I feel a little bit different about myself. I really do.
I feel like I've gone through a lot of growth
in this process.
Make sure to check out my sophomore album, Panorama.
It's out now.
Listen to it while you do your expensive taste tests
and thank you guys so much for hanging out with me today.
A drum solo?
Hey.