[whip crack]
Top of the morning to you laddies, my name is JackSepticeye
and welcome to a cute little horror game called 'Slayaway Camp!'
I'm playing a-a cube head type of guy
like Jason Voorhees here
and thi- I've seen a bunch of people play this back when Halloween was around
but I-I was buying doing like, the whole 'AntiSepticEye' stuff
erm...with Five Nights At Freddys that
I kinda forgot about this game until now
and...of course after Christmas is the scariest time of the year, as we all know.
So, I wanna play it. It's like a puzzle game
that you..do this and then you kill people!
oh god!...OH GOD!
...and then you go back to the portal, okay!
So i can only move in like, straight lines.
Which I think is really cool, I think it's really unique
"Slide & Kill The Camp Safety Officer"
So it's- it's kinda like...well now its showing me exactly what I have to do
aww those are cool! [giggles]
Ouchies!
and then you have to escape as well. Okay. cool!
Er..next scene! Okay I can just press space, Nice!
"Slaughter The Teenagers," oh yes indeed-a-rooney.
erm... and a lot of these solutions are actually probally gonna be
a lot easier that I'm expecting them to be.
[cube guy makes squealing sound] [Jack giggles]
AXED!
You just got straight axed in the face bro!
Nice, and then the portals just appear.
[ch ch ch ah ah ah]
Oh god, the killzone
READS: 'click when the skull is in the red zone'. Okay
(Game: BLOODTHIRSTY)
OH YES!
BLOODTHIRSTY, MONSTER KILL!
READS: 'scene 4 of 10' so there's only 10 scenes in the game?
Okay, that seems do-able.
umm, do this, this...ohhhh!
Okay, ahh like that
COME BACK HERE! You can't escape- oh god I stomped all over their face
erm, did I just fuck that up?
I think I might have...oh, there we go!
[Laughs]
Nice!
[giggles] I'm just stomping on their heads!
Oh, that's awesome!
Okay...FUN!
[Game: GORETASTIC!]
GORETASTIC!
Aww. This is cool!
I like the- the VHS style of things that are going on.
Okay...this dude wants pizza and that girls just wants emojis!
Well...are you a girl? I dunno, who cares?
DIE EVERYBODY!
Yeah, you better run and be scared of me
'cause I'm awesome and deadly and terrifying and... now I don't know what I'm doing.
hmmmm
Okay!
Okay, I see!
HA! Gotcha!
You think you can escape? Get back here little Gerabaldy,
A-WOOSH!
I like the little kill anamatics!
This game is awesome! It's super cheap on Steam as well.
aaaaaand...HUGHA!
BOOM, right in your face!
Everybody needs to die
"Sequential slice"
Okay, that wasn't too bad.
That wasn't a sequential slice!
That was easy!
aaa...HUGHA!
[giggles]
I fired an arrow into his face- Jason doesn't do that! Jason doesn't fire arrows into your face!
There is, actually, a Friday the 13th game that's coming out
I do think it's in beta right now.
I haven't played it myself but it looks really cool!
I probably should play it.
I kinda wanna play it.
"El fuego de la muerte"
The fire of death...?
That's cool! The style of it is really nice.
It kinda has a Minecraft look to it.
But I- I really like it.
Okay, so I can kill Pink Hat and Redhead first.
That's- that's the names I'm gonna give you.
But I don't know if- which one I should kill first
And which is gonna dick me over...
I'll kill you first!
There we go.
NICE!
"Fire walk with me..."
That's not a really good achievement to get...
NNIIICE
Oh god, I melted your face.
Jesus.
Am I gonna die if I go in there?
Ha ha!
I'M NOT GONNA GO IN THERE
DIE, CINDY
I DID AWESOME!
I could have gone in the fire.
I could've fucked it up but I didn't.
HUAH
[Game: Murderlicious]
MURDERLICIOUS
That's what I like for d- for breakfast.
Murderlicious!
"Tiki trickery."
Whatcha got for me?
Okay, so, up this way first...
Hmm... go like this and this...
Oh shit.
I can't go left or right now!
I'm gonna die!
OH NO!
OHH NOO!!
Awhh, my first failure!
Okay
So
I have to go up here...
Hmm...
Ohhh, I getcha!
Nice!
Okay, now how do I do this...?
How do I get back?
Oh.
Just like that.
I thought I was gonna end up on the block below it.
HUAH!
[Game: Splatter-(unintelligible)]
"SPLATTER-" Did you see that?!
Stabbed him...
pulled his heart out through his chest.
Niiice.
DIE LITTLE BILLY
"Kill countdown, solve within six turns"
Ooookay.
Ohhh, I getcha.
"OUT OF TURNS?!"
But I thought that's exactly what I had to do?!
Ooookay.
Kill you...
But if I go left, down, right, down, right, down...
that's how I finish it, but obviously not...
"Two turns left."
FUCK
Oh that's cool.
Lemme- lemme go back more!
Kill you...
SHIT
Fuck, man!
Nnnnoo?
Am I actually supposed to kill you on my first turn?
That's the question.
I don't know if I'm supposed to.
But I don't see any other way that I could kill you.
Ahhhhhhh!
Ohhhkay, I fff- silly.
Why didn't- oh god, I punched the shit out of him.
Why didn't I think of that?!
Ahh, there we go!
Ookay, I was gonna say, I'm not the brightest apple in the bunch
and [then] I kill him with an apple!
That's poetry in motion.
"Final scene!"
Is that a hole or A-hole?
Are you calling me an A-hole?
'Cause I'll fuck you up.
Okay, I don't have a limit on this one
There's a reason I'm able to go around all these areas.
HAHAA!
HAHAAA!!
FUCKED YOU UP DUDE!
AH-BYE-BYE!
Oh God, Jesus Christ, I didn't think it was gonna be that bad.
"PERFORATED"
"First movie complete!"
Ohhhhhh
I didn't actually have to get through a portal on that one.
Ohh, okay.
"Welcome to the video store! Click on the shop button and I'll show you something."
Okay.
OooOOoOh!
"This is the shop shelf. Here's 1000 coins... click a Gorepack (random special kill!) to unlock it!"
Ahh. So I get to see, like, when I kill people I get to see special ones.
I kinda wanna see ones with grenades.
But I also wanna see demonized.
I can't get demonized. Shit.
Ummm
Grenade- a drill to the head, that'll be cool!
I wanna see...
I wanna see the explosion.
I wanna see the explosion!
Come on down!
Oh, you want explosions in your game?
Come on down to Billy's explosurama!
Where we've got... spit all over yer microphone, all over ye desk, all over ye monitor!
You want spit on your face?
You're gonna have to pay extra for that
but we got it!
Don't go over to Jimmy's,
Because he- he won't... well he'll spit in your face but
Fer- fer a bigger price.
I mean, it's better spit, but...
I mean, do you really want good spit on yer face? No.
"Utilize the explosive powers of a grenade in this ultra special, mind blowing gore pack!"
Ookay.
"Here are your unlocked Gorepacks..." okay...
My gorepacks, my killers... oooh!
"Monthly murderer club?!"
"Sign up now..." whaat?
I'm not fucking joining your murder club-
I thought it was just gonna be a special little in-game thing...
"insert skull coins to unlock new killers."
a thousand.
Well I don't fucking have a thousand, do I??
"Movies."
"Slayaway Camp" and "Slayaway Camp 2..."
Ah, this is just...
part two, right?
Okay, "the horror never stops."
Okay.
Let- let's do a couple more levels.
[Game: They thought it was safe]
(Laughs)
Look at the little donut, aw, it's so cute!
[Game: It wasn't]
(Laughs)
[Game: Slayaway Camp two: Return to Slayaway Camp]
(Laughs)
"Ew! Gross! Don't look at him! He's really gross!"
Aw, dude, what's wrong with your face?
Eww, yeah, that's fucked up.
"A really dumb cop."
If I stand on that, will I die?
[Game: Freeze, scumbag!]
Yep.
Okay, so, ehh
That wasn't so hard!
What's up little cindy??
You wanna die?
DIE BITCH!
"Flinjed..." er "flinged!"
Fuckin' "flinjed." What is wrong with me?
Oh. I'm done.
OKAY
Um... oh- do I get the special one now?
I wanna see my... (scoff)
I WANNA SEE MY... my grenade one!
"Danger lake."
OKAY, well I'm gonna leave this episode of Slayaway Camp here!
This game is awesome!
It's- it's really cute
it's really clever.
I like the idea behind it.
'Cause not only is the style of gameplay unique,
like, the- the puzzle aspect of everything...
There we go...
Why did I jump in after him...?
The puzzle aspect of everything is really good.
But it's- it's- like....
The VHS style of things as well...
is really cool.
Oookay, that was a bit fuckin' morbid...
uhhh...
There we go, okay!
I did it! (Laughs)
ANYWAY
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS EPISODE
I missed...
I mi- I just farted in her face...
...IF YOU LIKED IT
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS
AND
high fives all around!
(WHAPSHH, WHAPSHH)
THANK YOU GUYS AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
Ehh, hair in my face and it was in my eyes and it was making me blink!