Hey Vsauce!
I'm Jake and I have an incredibly important question ... Can You Deep Fry This?
I guess not but we should wait because patience is a virtue.com.
Naw, let's get this cursor dance party started, with some more DONGs!
Things you can Do Online Now, Guys.
Travel back through time with My 80s TV.
The Channels are divided by year, so you can catch some bodacious music videos, news reports,
clips from Movies, Television series, and cartoons so you can like totally get a righteous
amount of them sweet 80s, bro.
Also, all the clips are sourced from YouTube ... even though YouTube didn't exist in the
80s so we probably just created some sort of horrible time paradox and the fabric of
space time is being torn apart as we speak and everything we have ever known or loved
will be ripped molecule by molecule by a massive black hole all because we had to travel back
in time to the 80s.
But since we're here lets check out the Museum of Mario, an interactive history of the Mario
Bros. franchise from his humble beginnings as Jumpman in Donkey Kong to the Wii U, but
don't forget the amazing Game Boy Camera emulator by Christine Love.
You can adjust the color scheme to replicate the look of Tetris, Metroid, or Zelda.
And also change the image quality from 1 bit, 2 bit, or, if you are feeling crazy, 5 bit.
Before getting on camera maybe paint your nails hmmm I don't know how I feel about this
Color so let's Name that Blue a game where you identify the specific shade of blue used
for different social networks or sports teams.
For more color there are these awesome RGB Landscapes by Emilio Gomariz.
Then explore a landscape of words with fridge word magnets, use the pieces to create phrases
and whatever changes you make are seen by everyone who visits.
But if you'd rather tell a story use InkleWriter, an online tool that allows you to create a
Choose Your Own Adventure style book, Does your character get captured or does he Escape...Goat.
In escape goat you play as said goat who's been imprisoned for witchcraft in this really
fun platformer game.
You jump and ram through the levels in order to free yourself.
Then the clean up is left to the Dungeon Janitor, a puzzle game where you gotta mop up slime,
really slippery slime.
Come here slime!
What?
How did you get over there?!
GAH!
What a Mess.
An online portal for emulating old computers and consoles and their games such as the TI-99,
the Commodore 64, Atari 2600 and Game Boy.
The MESS project is incredibly impressive as they try and emulate every computer that
has ever existed.
You can even play the infamous ET game.
And then regret your life.
If all those old computers are making you nostalgic you can listen to the sound of dial
up and relive the agonizing joys and noise of connecting with a modem.
Aww like horrible music to my ears.
While connecting use your drawing skills with this Mac Paint simulator, then keep the 1995
party rolling with this Maze game based off the old Windows 95 Screen saver.
Avoid mice, pick up the N64 logo to change your orientation, and change the wallpaper
to make things extra weird...but not as weird as...
Okay let's just toss these cards in a hat.
While the concept is simple enough, you eventually have start accounting for wind and different
distances by adjusting the angle and power of the cards.
Now that you've mastered cards in hats, try drawings in a bottle.
A fun site where you leave a drawing for a random stranger to view.
However, if you want to see strangers check out Geocam: a global map of live webcams across
the world.
For example we can zoom into the Canary Islands and see what's happening on . Fascinating.
Now let's look inward with Your Brain Map.
An interactive map of the brain that shows where different functions are located, for
instance did you know the Broca's area is responsible for language comprehension?
Well now you Knoword, a vocabulary game where you must guess the word based on the first
letter and the definition.
The game gets progressively more difficult as you race against the clock and..gah...I
forgot what I was going to say ... I feel like there is WordsForThat (on cam and wink),
A website that utilizes a voting system to find the perfect term for such phenomena as
"Stepping down heavily on a stair that isn't there", which of course is an "airstair".
For some longer words try out the Distribution of Word Lengths in Various Languages to see
which languages have the most and least characters per word.
Then spend an incredible length of time with the online lathe.
You can carve metal or wood and it is fantastic.
Once you've finished you can sell it at Ikea or Death, With Ikea or Death you are given
two different words and have to determine which one is a lovely and modern Ikea product
and which is a BRUTAL DEATH METAL BAND!
Such as Bastig, Absu, Vittsjo.
So many consonants.
WHERE ARE THE VOWELS SWEDEN!?
SWEDEN!!
Make your own music with this really cool generator called Radar.
Then use Mumu, an online service that allows you to create a playlist and share the unique
url with your friends, so they can listen along with you.
For more music, there is the first ever YouTube Music Awards happening on November 3rd and
you can vote for your favorites right now.
But if that is not enough music for you, I made a new JAM, a Just Awesome Music leanback
for you over on WEsauce and there is even a new Riddle Challenge from Kevin there too.
So check those out, play with your DONGs and, as always, thanks for watching.