Mm.
Who needs a bathroom when I can shave
and drive to work at the same time?
[laughing]
[humming]
Watch where you're going, you miniscule maniac!
[screeching]
Get back, Krabs!
[screeching]
Oh. Whoa-oh! [crashing]
You maniac!
Oh oh oh!
Out of my way, you fool!
[screaming]
[shivering]
[slurping]
[thudding]
Ow!
[screeching, screaming]
[laughing]
Oh, shrimp!
[crashing]
You- I- This-
[honking, screaming]
Traffic school!
[whistling]
Cause a little 300 boat pile up
and they send you to boating school.
Eh, well, better make the most of it
and grab the best desk. Ahh.
Ohh!
[grunting] Easy with that hienie, Eugene.
This is my desk!
You want that desk? You can have it.
I'll just take this one.
Oh, you want me to take this garbage desk
so you can grab that prime seat
and get all the teacher's attention?
Well, forget it. That one's mine.
[groaning]
Ah! Dibs! Grr! Aha!
This one's mine! Yikes!
Then this one's mine!
- This one's mine! - No, it's mine!
- Mine! - Mine!
Oh! My classroom! Stop!
Ooh, sorry cutie.
Suck up.
Ohh, it's on!
Ohh, bring it!
Ohh, I said knock it off! Now don't make me get rough!
Brass knuckles, huh? Respect.
Now, just settle down
and watch this movie on driving safety.
[beeping]
Oh, yes. The freedom of the open road.
The feeling of the wind in your hair
and the sun on your shoulders.
Yes, there's nothing like driving.
But when you don't follow the rules,
driving can become deadly.
From cruising down the highway to parallel parking.
Oh, no, sorry! Sorry! Oh, sorr!
You don't want to be a SpongeBob.
Oh! That's me! [laughing]
So remember to follow these simple rules.
Number one, always remember to check your mirrors.
Uh-oh! [siren blaring]
[screaming]
Hey, cool camera. Can I see?
[screaming]
Ahh! Ooh! Ohh.
Sorry I'm late.
SpongeBob, I told you before, use the door!
Sorry, Mrs. Puff.
I was so excited for class, I must've forgot.
[chuckles]
Just clean this place up. I need to call my therapist.
[panting]
Oh, this is so great having you in class with me, Mr. Krabs.
'Cause now, you're not only my boss,
you're also my classmate and, dare I say it,
my best friend. [laughing]
Aww, make that two best friends.
Get off!
Ohh, I think someone is nervous
about being the new kid in class.
Well, no worry, I'll show you all the ropes.
Did you know that every time you do something good,
Mrs. Puff gives you a star sticker?
Stickers? I'm an adult. I don't care about stickers.
Yeah, me neither.
No matter how cool and shiny they are.
[giggling]
I'm gonna have so many stars,
Puff will have to get a bigger board!
[laughing evilly]
Forget it, Eugene, I am going to be the star pupil!