>> Jesse: I HAVE BEEN HEARING A
LOT OF RUMORS THAT THERE IS THIS
NEW GUY IN TOWN, MORE
SPECIFICALLY THIS NEW MAN ON THE
STREET.
HE GOES BY THE NAME OF PIERS
MORGAN.
SO DOES HE HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO
MAKE IT IN PRIME TIME?
LET’S SEE.
>> THE KNOT
>> Piers: PRESIDENT BIDEN VOWED
HE WOULD UNITE THE COUNTRY.
YOU MUST BE THRILLED WITH THE
WAY THINGS ARE GOING.
>> NOT PARTICULARLY.
[LAUGHTER]
>> I THINK HE’S DOING A GOOD
JOB.
>> WOW.
>> I THINK HE HAS A BETTER SHOT
OF UNITING HIS FAMILY.
MAYBE HE SHOULD START WITH HIS
FAMILY BEFORE HE STARTS WITH
AMERICA.
THE BIG GUY WAS SOMEBODY.
I GOT A FEELING I KNOW WHO THAT
GUY MIGHT BE.
>> WHAT’S THE ONE THING YOU
WOULD LIKE BIDEN TO DO TO UNITE
AMERICA?
>> GET OUT OF OFFICE.
>> JUST GET OUT OF THE WAY.
>> DON’T YOU THINK IT’S A
TRAGEDY THAT YOU NO LONGER HAVE
A KING OR QUEEN IN THIS COUNTRY?
WOULDN’T YOU LIKE MAYBE SOMEONE
LIKE ME TO COME BACK ON THE
THRONE?
>> NO THANK YOU.
>> KING IN THE CASTLE.
KING IN THE CASTLE.
>> Piers: YOU WOULDN’T LIKE KING
PIERS THE FIRST ON A BIG THRONE
UP THERE.
>> NO, NO THANK YOU.
>> NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO.
NO!
>> Piers: PRESIDENT BIDEN TOLD
VLADIMIR PUTIN TO KNOCK IT OFF.
DO YOU RECKON THAT WILL DO THE
TRICK?
>> NO, NO.
>> COME ON, MAN.
>> Piers: CAN YOU THINK OF ONE
GOOD THING BIDEN HAS DONE?
>> STAYED AWAKE.
>> Piers: KAMALA HARRIS WANTS
PEOPLE TO STAND EVERY TIME SHE
ENTERS THE ROOM AS IF SHE IS THE
AMERICAN VERSION OF THE QUEEN OF
ENGLAND.
WOULD YOU STAND FOR KAMALA
HARRIS?
>> NO.
>> Piers: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
THAT?
>> I THINK IT’S PRETTY ARROGANT
TO BE HONEST.
>> I’M SPEAKING.
>> Piers: WE IN THE U.K. GAVE
MEGHAN MARKLE BACK TO THE UNITED
STATES AND, IN FACT, TO
CALIFORNIA.
WE ARE VERY GRATEFUL THAT YOU
TOOK HER OFF OUR HAND.
IN RETURN, FOR THE FAVOR THAT
YOU DID US, WHO WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SEND TO THE U.K.?
>> TOM CRUISE.
>> Piers: TOM CRUISE?
WHY?
>> NO REASON.
>> WHO IS COMING WITH ME?
>> Piers: MEGHAN MARKLE, ARE YOU
A FAN?
>> YES, I AM.
>> Piers: WHY?
>> I THINK SHE IS RELATABLE.
>> Piers: SHE GOT ME FIRED.
>> I KNOW SHE DID.
[LAUGHTER]
>> Piers: HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHO
THAT GUY IS.
>> I HAVE NO IDEA.
BUT I KNOW HE IS NOT THE KING.
>> Piers: # -- ANY IDEA WHO THAT
IS.
>> BRET WATTERS.
HE HAS A BIG FUTURE ON TV.
>> HE DOES.
>> Piers: BRET DOES.
>> ROSS FROM FRIENDS THAT’S WHO
YOU THINK IT IS.
>> IT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE.
>> IT DOES NOT.
>> Piers: DO YOU RECKON I CAN
TAKE HIM DOWN.
>> I HAVE NO DOUBT.
HE IS TOUGH BUT I THINK YOU ARE
GOING TO BRING HIM DOWN.
I THINK YOU ARE GOING TO BRING
HIM DOWN.
>> Piers: I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT.
>> I THINK I’M RIGHT.
>> GO DOWN.
>> WRONG AGAIN.
>> Piers: DO YOU THINK IT’S TIME
FOX HAS MORE ENGLISH ACCENTS?
>> THAT WOULD WORK.
>> Piers: 7:00 P.M.
>> 7:00 WORKS FOR ME.
>> Piers: WORKS FOR ME.
DO YOU THINK PIERRE’S PLANET WAS
I’M PIERRE PIERS AND THIS IS MY
HERE IS MORGAN UNCENSORED.
ALL RIGHT.
BEFORE WE GET TO YOUR NEW SHOW,
WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT WHEN YOU
WENT OUT ON THE STREET?
IT WAS COLD AND WE DID THAT ON
PURPOSE.
>> Piers: IT WAS FREEZING COLD.
BLOOD VESSEL MARCHING THE
STREETS IN FREEZING
TEMPERATURES.
THANK YOU.
I DISCOVERED I’M HUGELY POPULAR.
THAT WAS A BIT OF A SHOCK.
THEY WERE MAINLY BRITS.
>> Jesse: HOW DID YOU KNOW HOW
TO PICK OUT THE BRITISH PEOPLE.
>> Piers: YOU CAN TELL THEM A
MILE AWAY.
IT’S THE BAD TEETH.
IF YOU SEE SHINY TEETH COMING
YOU THINK AMERICAN.
IF YOU SEE YELLOW FANGS YOU KNOW
THE BRITS ARE IN TOWN.
>> Jesse: YOU MENTIONED
SOMETHING ABOUT THE LAST SEGMENT
AMERICA’S MISPERCEPTIONS ABOUT
WHO WE ARE AS A COUNTRY.
YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS COMING FROM
TWITTER.
WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT?
>> Piers: TWITTER IS A
PHENOMENON WHICH ALL JOURNALISTS
LOVE TO PARTAKE.
IN I LOVE TWITTER.
YOU LOVE TWITTER.
IN REALITY, 20% OF THE AMERICAN
POPULATION ARE ON TWITTER.
80% NEVER GO NEAR IT OR HEAR OR
READ ANYTHING ON IT.
AND OF THE 20% THAT USE IT IN
AMERICA, 10% MAKE 08% OF THE
NOISE.
SO 10% OF THAT 20% MAKE 80%.
THINK ABOUT THAT.
THEY SKEW MAINLY SORT OF SMART
ASs.
>> THEY HAVE POWERFUL JOBS MEDIA
AND POLITICS WARPING OUR.
>> FASCINATING.
THE GRASP YOU HAVE THERE.
THEY ARE COMPLETELY WARPING
REALITY.
THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT A COUNTRY
WHICH DOESN’T EXIST.
>> Jesse: DOESN’T EXIST IN THEIR
MINDS IT EXISTS AND NEW YORK
CITY NOT IN THE REST OF THE
COUNTRY.
>> Piers: THE QUESTION FOR THE
REST OF THIS IS AND PREMISE FOR
MY SHOW, ACTUALLY, IS ARE WE
GOING TO BE DRIVEN TOWARDS A
MENTALITY ULTRA WOKE CANCEL
CULTURE STATE OF MIND WHICH
ACTUALLY THE VAST MAJORITY OF
PEOPLE IN AMERICA AND U.K. AND
AUSTRALIA, PRETTY MUCH ANYWHERE
IN THE WORLD VEHEMENT MEANTLY
DISAGREE WITH I SAY NO.
>> Jesse: WE HAVE A MAJORITY.
THESE OTHER PEOPLE ARE INSANE,
BUT THEY ARE MAKING LIFE CRAZY
FOR THE REST OF US.
PIERS PIERS IT’S WORSE THAN
THAT, ACTUALLY WIELDING SUCH AN
UNHEALTHY POWER OVER CORPORATE
AMERICA AND MEDIA.
>> Jesse: YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED
WITH DISNEY.
>> Piers: YOU SEE THEM BEING
BULLIED MERCILESSLY ALL THE
TIME.
MY MESSAGE TO CORPORATE AMERICA
BE MORE LIKE NETFLIX AND SPOTIFY
AND LESS LIKE DISNEY.
YOU CAN’T BOW TO THE MOB.
BE TRUE TO YOUR SKILLFUL AND
TRUE YOUR TALENT.
UNDERSTAND WHAT FREE SPEECH
ACTUALLY MEANS.
FREE SPEECH MEANS THAT YOU
TOLERATE VIEWS YOU DON’T AGREE
WITH.
IT’S NOT ABOUT SAYING MY VIEW IS
THE ONLY VIEW AND IF YOU DON’T
AGREE WE’RE CANCELING YOU.
>> Jesse: DO IT ONE MORE TIME,
I’M PIERS AND THIS IS MY PLANET.
>> Piers: I’M PIERS AND THIS IS