*slap sound* Top of the mornin' to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome back to Slime Rancher!
The game is officially out now. It's no longer in Beta. There's no alphas. We have Slime Rancher version one point zero point zero. (1.0.0)
But look, we have a character model now. Is that what we looked like all that time? God, we're cute!
And all my little slime-ys are cute.
So I don't know what's changed in the full update in the game. A lot of it will probably end up being very similar to what I played before –
You have a face that looks like a slime actually.
That's the twist! Turns out YOU were slime all along.
So I'm going to start a new game. We're going to call this
Uhh...Uh.
"Jooper".
Cause why not. "Choose a Save Icon".
I do like the basic slime.
"Adventure: Live the life of a Slime Rancher and explore the"... *pff* –
"the wonders of the Far, Far" –
or "the wonders at the Far, Far Range at your own pace."
"A mad sprint for the most newbucks you can earn in five days.
"Bragging is encouraged".
Ooh that might be fun. I want to try out, uh, normal mode.
Initially.
Rumor has it Bob human. Please chicken?
What?
Um, yes, a lot of this is probably going to end up being the same thing,
but I'm kind of just curious to see if there's any new updates to it,
see if there's anything different in it.
And a lot of people have been asking me to play the game –
this is new. I haven't been through there.
I've been asking me to play the game anyway since I played it the very first time.
And I was kinda waiting for it to officially come out instead of just little tiny updates here and there.
So we'll see. I'm excited. I like Slime Rancher. A LOT.
It's such a cute game. It's such a relaxing game. Okay. Yes, I have to do my little things here on the right.
I have hopped. I have jumped. I have sprinted.
Can you go away now?
Yaaaay!
I can SUCK things up.
Like all these little slimer-do's –
The Dry Reef: A coral-crusted ocean floor that now basks under a golden sun.
Thank you, slime-ys. Thank you, for all your love and support.
I'ma suck up all the slimes. I think I have too many slimes. That's too many slimes for what I actually need.
We're going to put them in the corral. What are you?
*high pitched queue sound*
Whoa, there's lore!
"Hello Beatrix!" – That's me.
"The name's Hobson Twillgers:
"rancher, explorer, and the former owner of this here ranch" – "you now call your own." Oh. "Pleased to meet your acquaintance".
Uh, "I was a rancher for more years then I can remember and felt there was one
"last adventure left in me so I've set off to find just that. But before I go",
"I'm taking one last tour around this here land
I love. So keep your peepers peeled for notes like these, if you want to hear" blah blah blah blah blah. O-okay.
Thank you!
Cool.
Do I have a Jetpack? No, I think I get that as an upgrade. "You vac'd a slime. Slimes are key to your success.
"Shoot slimes through a corral barrier into the corral ranch." Yeah, that's what I'm doin'.
Boom.
Did it. Got it.
I'm gonna put a punch – a bunch of ye asses in here, but also – heyy!
I need to get some upgrades. I need to sell some stuff I need to do a lot of stuff.
And then when I get enough newbucks...
Here ya go! Boom, boom, boom!
Hahahahaha. Aw, they're so cuute. I love them! I love my little slimes!
Okay, I'm not meaning to suck all of you off. There you go. Thanks. I just need your plorts.
I don't know if there's an end goal to all of this.
I hope there is! I hope it's not just being a slime rancher. I kind of just endlessly sitting here
And doing stuff with the slimes. 'Cause that got kind of boring in the other version. "You've learned the fundamentals now
"Now it's time to get out there and explore. Remember the best way become a pro rancher is to experiment. Nothing ventured, nothing gained!" Good advice!
I hope we actually get to see new things, and there's new areas and maybe even some new slimes.
You want? You want?
Boom! I mean, boom! Boom!
There you go. Give me that plort! Give me that poop! That shiny ambergris!
Nah! Get away from me.
Boop.
Thanks, no, I don't want you. You can go live, be free with your friends.
*He, pft!* (aka sneeze)
AHHHH! Dying!
Okay, eat up. Eat up your goodies – ow!
Stop hitting me! I'm a nice boy! All I need, is your poop!
Did I get it? Did I get it?
OWW!
See, the pink slimes are nice. The pink slimes treat me well, but you all are bastards. You don't treat me nicely!
It's 'cause you're made of rock, you think you own the place.
Well, you don't!
Just saying that now. I'm gonna collect as many plorts as I can while I'm out here.
Cheep, cheep, cheep!
And then I'll head off again and make some money. I don't know what upgrade to get first. Maybe uh...
Maybe Auto-Feeders and [Plort] Collectors. They seem to be the best things to get.
Hello! Aw, look how many of them there are!
Haha!
They're all stacked! That's cute.
*Erk, berk-berk-berk-berk, bergurty burr! (imitating chickens)*
I also need to spend money on a farm –
oh, there's –
there's ways to go everywhere in this game now!
I think that was actually in the last time I played.
Oh, there's a big pink slime down there that I have to get a key out of! But not yet!
Ahh! Six hundred and seventy seven (677) newbucks.
That's good enough for me!
Umm... High Walls – no, not yet.
We need an Auto-Feeder... That's 500?! I need a thousand for these things?!
Fine. Auto-Feeder, it is.
Put some food into ya.
Here we go. You're all going to get some nice, nice nummy-nums.
Where you going Mr. Chicken?!
Right, what's over here?
I've never been over here.
Whoa.
"The Lab"!? "Allows you to begin your career as an amateur, unlicensed Slime Scientist."
Whaat?
I want the Lab!! I need ten grand for that?
Well there, Christ. What do you think I am, made of money?!
That'd be-that'd be pretty bad actually if you're made of money you'd either be all metal or old paper
So I know you probably sink or you just go up in flames
Great so a lot more money is needed. There's a note in here from Captain scientist
This entire cage system with seals off from a Cave-in when I first discovered it
Maybe that's why the fellows up ahead are so grumpy: haven't had a bite in a long time. In any case,
don't let that long-awaited bite come from your own rump! Bring some food to calm them down.
Or I could just walk through. You know, cuz I'm a badass like that, and I don't fucking take no guff from no one
OH yeah, you're so angry and so mean yeah well see ya
Ha ha. Nobody catching me. Nobody Taking a bite of Jack's ass.
I need a key and I need to go past them again
You guys still angry?
You still angry at the world? Yeah, probably. Oh fucking Christ, okay well
Try to be nice here, but bye.
Right, I need to start combining some slimes
I think I feed them the plorts, and then they-they combine.
So I might make some Tabby Pinks.
Some pink tabby slimes, then we get the tabby plorts and the pink plorts.
P-p-p-plorts.
Everything's very onomatopoeic.
Ooh, another note from Mr. Scientist man
I had a great big tree like this here one along the edge of my property back on Earth.
We're not on Earth?
What on Earth?
Not me!
It had been there before anyone could remember.
It survived all kinds of change around it and then one day
I began to notice it was dying. Wasn't anything unnatural was just it's time, I suppose
And then I realized that if I didn't do something. I'd end up like that tree:
I'd spend my whole life in the same place
I wasn't going to let that happen, so I bought a ticket for the Far, Far Range the very next day
And then you went missing and died on an adventure to find the world's strongest cocaine
Hell of a way to go
Oh, this is super pretty
The visuals are so much nicer. What's up giant Tabby?
What are you? Treasure pod is locked!?
What's a Treasure Pod?
I want a Treasure Pod
What do we unlock the treasure Pod with?
Can I get the key off the-the big guys?
Big GUYS
Boom!
What can I get rid of?
Nothing. Damnit
Can I get a key off you and open up that one?
Oh no, we have INKS!
Ah well, stick your own devices
I'll be back
So pretty.
I guess that should be my indicator that we're not on Earth.
The fact that we have a giant Earth next to us.
Fffffffreaky planet
All right, so...
I have some tabby plorts. I'm going to feed it to these guys in my
area back here
I'm going to sell all my pink plorts and all my rock plorts and then
Should I? Which sells more? Tabbies or rocks?
Is that? Oh, that'll tell me which one I want to do.
Rocks actually sell for more now
Let's do this
Yes, I have enough for the thing!
I have enough for the collector
Uhhhhhhh, plort collector!
Ah, BOOM BABY!
There we go.
Ah, I shoulda sucked it up again.
I didn't mean do that!
And somebody else become a rock one
eat that
You're basically eating each other shit, I hope you know.
Are you okay with that? Are you-are you fine with that?
I wouldn't be.
Oh, we have a double plort collector now!
That's cool. I like that.
Hi!
You wanna give me some poop?
Here you go
Thanks, man
More?
Yeah!
Someone's a hungry little baby
Thanks.
Look at all these bouncing boys!
Nice. You're only collecting pink plorts, though.
Why aren't you pooping out rock plorts?
Do the rock guys only eat a certain thing?
[Cowboy accent] It's a hard life being a slime rancher
You never know what's gonna happen
[Normal voice] Hey! You're a diet of veggies
And you're a diet of fucking everything
Literally everything
Oh, I guess I should have pogo fruit in there, not veggies.
That would actually make sense
The carrots should let you poop out a lot
Yeah, and I think the feline the tabby slimes are just chicken. Yeah, just me so it was a good idea to get there
Get the rock ones because now we have guys that will just eat a lot of carrots so I actually need to plant some carrots
God, I need a lot of money for a lot of things
It sucks being poor
You can't get the things that I want there any veggie veggies around here a lot of water. I don't need water
Hmm
Can I have more poke please oh?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh
That's a big moon
Actually kind of freaky. I'm scared. She doesn't give me any more ports
Give me these, but I die
Here you eat everything I forgot
But the big guys eat everything now. I don't need just veggies. What am I talking about how could I?
2:52 make a garden, so I have enough to do that can I get 250 out of all this come on give Daddy 250?
boom calm
So I will make these gardens
You're going to be that and I need to put a carrot in there if I can get one is there any more in here?
Here we go. I got a carrot right can I just put you in here, right?
I'm very mad
right
Make it some money. I'm putting all the upgrades in two
resources first
Instead of putting them into myself because I can sure I can sprint for longer or I can jump higher to get a jet pack
Or whatever let's really help me get all them on one
And that's what I really need a safari this game mon, mon. Aru's oh
Okay, jesus. I thought the game crashed. Okay. I'm gonna give you a hint. Oh, wow wow, okay. Here here keep back
Sons of bitches ow, whew get back over there get back over there. We need you back at the ranch
Silly playing all over the place like that you need to stay in your designated zone can these things grow back please I?
Could really use them?
And he did feed my boys
He'd feed my little dudes. You guys poop yet over here
Gods like a fucking orgy going off over here
Lots of ports. I need 350 I've got 350 I can make high walls. We ain't doing get out of here
Choo-Choo toilet Chute Wanna run. Oh yeah
Billy Billy
Really? I don't need you even though you're cute as all hell yes. Yes, you're all very cute very very cute. Yes, okay. Bye
I'm excuse me
get out
Hello
Quick get down out of there. Sorry you're supposed to be
Stupid cats and my tree. I'm kinda messed up about this game. I'm gonna get gene splicing scientist
Whatever. I deem necessary. I can create I can create new life if I want to
See some floors that I see or see some slimes Laci together that I think would make a good coupling boom
I just feed it its own shit
And then it comes out as a new species
I'm basically playing. God. Where are you going?
Back over there. Yeah fuck crap
Okay, this is
That's that's too many in that tiny little area and you'd start selling some of this
notion of 350 that gives me high Walls
That means you guys are not getting out of there. Do you say there evac?
Give me anymore port no you didn't you don't actually have any food which would make
Will just make way too much sense you know
nice only 101 I
need better shit grow
Grow, oh cool
Now if there's actually any ports in there, I don't have to wait for this thing to do its own thing
I can just hit this and it took them all in itself
And see with this if you fill it full of food, and I wanted to just dispense on its own
It didn't have that before the last time
I played is you have to wait for it to do it at a certain time of day?
Okay, 213 I don't think that's enough to actually get us anything
music box
No, I can tomalak everything
these are all sold out, right ah
Air net is probably the next thing I need internet music box just to calm everybody down
There go be with your friends. I mean I could unlock new areas. Yeah
Here we go. Yes
Nice bountiful harvest this year. Oh my crops are growing my pores are clearing
Look at these beauties yes, yes, yes very
Nice Feed my Slime V
I'm actually creating an army
That's what I'm planning on doing
There you go pack some food. Oh
I can speed it up so I can't initiate it immediately, but I can speed up how fast they come out I
Go a middle of the roads. I don't think you guys going to be that hungry
I need some more rock floors as well actually you didn't get them. Oh oh what a
Beautiful morning. It is here. Hello all the animals and creatures and friends I
Feel like I'm in a Disney adventure
so pretty
Hi, we're collecting a lot of great stuff nice carrot my fucking car cars. I
lead Ginger veg
Nice this should give me enough to feed my guys for at least two winters
They need to survive they need to be strong. They need to be healthy. I also need to put some more courts in here
To increase the fight to increase the stature of my boys
Here we go. Look at all those bouncing babies what I like to see
Home often jams you guys are not giving me any fucking poops
Can you eat?
Here we go. Yes. Yes feed my children feed feed on the souls of the innocent fruits
There's a lot of food in there eat it all up and I'm going to suck up all your poop. Yes
very nice
How many guys are having this corral a?
Lot I think that's probably the max I'm going to put in there to money. It's just going to be too many
His reason I called it too. Many it means that there's too many ism. You know that's how it sounds entrances work
Ok there's a lot of food in there, and you're not eating it
Disappoints me a small bit you know as your father I?
Can't help but be disappointed every now, and then it's my god-given right as a dad
Anything cool here power cord tank booster
Allows your back to hold 30 units. That's pretty useful
Uh-huh? I don't know if I need it right now. I need stuff that gives me more money faster. You know
Air net there we go now you guys aren't yet? No
Cool ok well. i'm going to leave this first episode of slime
Rancher well, not the first episode of the process so in the fall game here. We're doing a lot
I'll try and make progress to a bit faster next time and I've cut out a lot of the middle management stuff
Because we've seen all this kind of stuff already we've seen
Collecting all the food and putting all the slimes and everything in so I just get to the meaty goodness
Next time graduate thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face
like a boss!
And high fives all around
Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes in the next video
Be nice, not my children be nice until the next time Daddy comes back yes?