*high-five*
Top of the mornin' to you guys. My name is Jacksepticeye...
...and welcome back to ClusterTruck.
Let's get our abilities in order. Alright.
I do have this! I do have slow-down time.
I just dont know how to use it.
And we are going with double jump again...
... and we have 3000 style points.
LEEEET'S MOSEY!
World 3: Winter!
What comes after winter? Is it the...
... SUMMER GAMES?
Probably. Come on!
I clicked play! Don't you fuckin'.
WUHAAAAAT the fuck just happened!?
Why is double jump not on?
I clicked double jump on!
Why don't I have it!?
I don't have anything!
Ooh, maybe-maybe it was already on, and me clicking it un-clicked it.
Okay, main menu.
There we go.
There we go, the stuff is on now 'cause it has a little box around it!
Need to pay attention there, Jackaboy!
Okay, there--that's why I couldn't fucking slow down time before...
...'cause it wasn't active!
Yes!
Sick!
Noooo....
I'm about to get sick.
I'm about to get sick of your shit!
Oh, ooh, ooohhh!
Ear biscuits!
*slurping noise*
That's fine.
That's fine!
I didn't WANT to succeed in life anyway.
Why would anybody want to do that?
It's only something that we all dream of!
UHHWEEEH!
Okay, okay...
... and keep the double jump, keep the double jump!
Just in case you need it!
You need it.
You need it!
Ooohohohoho!
Oh, that's how we do it!
Ladies and gents!
Hooah.
That one felt good.
That one felt amaze...
... so amaze...
... very wow.
Okay, so these level I've done before. I remember these levels...
... 'cause they were a pain in my rectum...
... at one point!
*slurping noise*
Oh yes!
Gettin' all that air time, baby!
Get out over this.
YYYYEAAAAAHHHAHAHA!
Oh my god, that was a good one!
*laughs*
Five thousand in one go!
Yeah boiii!
That's what I'm talkin' about--I'm just gonna' click...
... just friends again because it makes me feel good.
That I'm right there!
Number twenty-four.
What's up?
What's up, bro?
Whoa, god!
Whaaaat?
Ooh, mother of god! What's happening?
I'm so weirded out...
... niceness!
Yes!
Just keep goin' man!
Just keep that pain train a-rollin'! Aw, fuck!
*slurping noise*
BBOOOOOOSHK!!!!
That's what it's all about, Homie G!
Okay...
... movin' over to this guy 'cause he's nicer.
*laughs*
SICK!
We got an ace, nice!
FUCK YEAH!
Feelin' fresh as a daisy!
Daisies are very fresh, have you ever eaten a daisy?
Mm, wouldn't eat anything else
Fuck.
Didn't pass it on my first go.
Can't get the ace anymore.
Hello Ace!
Uhh.
I forget where these--vans are trucks!
*slurping noise*
Oh yes, oh I fuckin' nailed it!
Which direction am I going? Over here, okay.
Got it!
Got it--oh thank...
... thank Buddha!
For the fuckin' double jump I was gonna' say!
Don't fuckin' thank him anymore, don't be thankin' Buddha for anything...
... that is not a-good-ah.
Okay, still have that double jump.
Oooh!
Make it, make it, make it, make it!
Make it rain, make it rain!
And, HOOOSHK!
Sometimes I fuck it up with the double jump.
Okay, that's fine, that's fine.
We're goin' down here anyway.
That is coolest!
Oh my god, cool as a cucumber!
Cucumbers are the coolest of all vegetables.
Apparently..
And spadoosh!
Okay, I need to keep that airtime goin'.
HYEAHAHEAH!
What is up...
... world?
'Tis I...
... Jackaboy, nice to meet-cha!
Cool!
Also, I still have the plastic on my tattoo...
... 'cause I haven't been able to take it off yet.
'Cause it's still the same day--oh god, we're goin' backwards?
Whaaat? This is confusing!
I can do this though!
I was goin' to say I could do this first try but I already failed that
*chuckles*
Aw c'mon!
AHH!
EUUUUH!
That would be SO HARD to do without double jump!
Holy moly!
Okay, I need twenty-five thousand to be able to get a jet pack!
And then we have to see what that's like, but I don't know if I'm gonna be able to use it...
... 'cause double jump...
... is...
... the savior of everything right now!
What's happening?
Is this turning?!
Ohhh, god, shake, rattle and roll baby!
HUEGH!
Don't even fuckin' need the trucks!
Might as well call it Super-Air!
Super Jack!
SUPER!
HOT!
Yeah!
This game makes you feel good!
Makes you feel good--well, it makes me feel especially good now...
... because I don't fail everything...
... all the time anymore!
Ooh!
My!
God!
Okay, this one might be a little hard...
... 'cause a lot of...
... shit...
... is...
... happening!
Make it!
YEAAAAAAAAH!!
HOOOOOOOO!!!
Oh, are you feelin' as good about that as I am??
Oh!!
No?
C'mon, man, s'good time!
Uh, thirty points for "let's you levitate",
Thirty-thousand for that.
I don't knooow!
"Teleports the player?!"
WOOOAAAAAH!
"Let's the player do some mad flips."
That--I guess that would get a lot of skill points, right?
"Boost the truck below the player"
Ooooh, so that goes faster!
I still haven't seen anything to top my...
... my double jump!
Uhm
Let's get the jetpack and see what it's like!
Jetpack, jetpack, come on down!
Ohhhh, it's good!
Ohh, but I miss my double jump!
Oh, I'm so used to the double jump and...
... ooh, god.
I'm so used to the double jump now!
Oh, yes!
FUCK!
And how often does that recharge?
'Cause if it doesn't recharge fast...
... then the double jump is gonna be a necessary.
HOO WEE!
I think I might just go back to my double jump anyway.
Go back to my doub--
Goin' back to my double jumping ways!
Actually, no, I'm going back to one of these levels to try that.
HEH!
Aww, I keep forgetting I don't have double jump.
What am I doing...?
That doesn't recharge very fast!
And it's shit.
I'm not-- I'm not using it.
I'm not using it!
I'm not!
I, I don't want to hear it!
La la la la la la la.
Um...
I'm just using... this.
Am I on level nine or ten?
I'm on level nine!
Oh, double jump, baby!
Oh, I missed you so-ha-ho!
HEH!
HHHEH!
Out over that one as well!
Oh my god!
Oh, that would've been fuckin' le epicsauce!
HEH, HUAH!
Yes!
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm so scared!
This is awesome, though!
I want to see if I can do that like, super speedy
PRAH!
*chuckles*
Okay.
Focus.
Be one with the truck.
Be one... with the truck!
GAH!
Same one again, okay.
I got this, I got this in the bag!
I got this... in the bag!
Too fast!
There's your problem!
Ah, heh, HUAH
All the way!
ALL THE WAY!
Oh!
I wish I could duck!
Quack quack!
Yeah, like that.
Okay just kee- keep it nice.
Keep it nice, don't try anything--
FANCY LANCY!
HOOOO!
Nothin' fancy!
I mean, sometimes it's nice to fancy and dicky things up a small bit.
But, if you don't need it then there's no point!
You just fuckin' knocked me off the ground instantly.
Holy jeez!
Hoooly jeezum!
HOLY MAGORY-LORY!
That was fuckin' awesome!
Aw, man I'm never gonna get that again. I did like, cool shit.
'Cause I hit the side of the trucks.
*short slurp*
AAAH
Oh god, there's something stuck in my teeth.
What do I do?
Oh no!
What do I do?!
Aah!!
I want to do cool shit!
*laughs*
Go through the big wooden pretzel!
Oh, like that!
Like that!
But, not really like that.
My brain reacts like a fuckin' half-second later.
I KNOW what's going on...
... but then I don't!
Oh shii-take!
I want to be able to do it.
I want to be able to do it like... really fuckin' cooly!
I know I could slow down and do it...
... but do I get the cool points?!
No.
Everyone still laughs at me and calls me Dicky McGee!
Fine.
FINE.
We'll play it your way, game!
Slow and steady wins the race.
Slow and steady, dicks on face!
Yes!
Oh, oh, oh my god I'm so fuckin' scared.
I am SO scared-- bahaha!
That was awesome, homeslice!
Oow...
Oh man, if I'd finished it that other time--
That I got really far-- that would've been awesome!
Everyone would've been like,
"Jacky, Jacky, Jacky!"
But as now, they're just like,
"Come on, finish the fuckin' level."
And I'm like,
"I'm tryyyiiiing."
OH GOD.
COME THE FUCK ON
Calm your tatas.
I keep forgetting I have fuckin' slow motion as well.
Why don't I use those things?
Hoo... HOOKEY DOOKEY
*Jacks thinks about everything he did wrong in life*
... just leave me here.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh you guys are fucking seeing sick tricks right now!
OH!
OH NOOOOO!
I was doing like, le epic!
Fucking awesome shit!
Aw.
That's the key-- you have to double jump here
and get to the arse of this truck--
No, I got too far that time.
I was TOO good at that.
You want to get to the arse of that truck *smack*
and launch yourself!
'Cause when you hit the arse of the trucks, you go further!
*SOME MAD SKILLS BRO*
OH OH OH OOOOOOOOOH
God! I dont wanna do it slow
Slow is how I'm gonna end up finishing the fucking level
But I don't wanna do that, I wanna do it really cool
WHAT'S THE POINT IN PLAYING THE GAME IF I CAN'T BE COOL?!?!?!?!
There we go
That's how we get around these guys
"How do we get around that Jack?"
I don't know maybe go over it?
Through it?
Can't go over it, let's go round it!
The end is right there.
The end is
Yeees
You don't need to do it fancy.
Just do it nancy.
Ok what's next
Ohh. The laser world i forgot
Double Jump is gonna make this a lot easier
Wait and see.
This Oh.
I'm getting fucking way ahead of the game on this
Howsshk
Fucking way ahead of all the lasers
They can't even get to me
Come on lasers.
What you got?
You wanna' fucking fry jackaboy?
Ooohhh, Suck on deeez nuts.
Ohh. Powerfancy
Power power trip right now
Oh God.
Oh
God
*spitting noise*
I'm guessing double jump doesn't-ah fly you sideways.
Sometimes it does, Sometimes it does.
Ohh fuck yeah!
Ohh that was some fucking pro gameplay right there.
I was on the side of the trucks for so long.
Oh, and it still gives me shit-points
You might as well affect me the fluids from your ass.
Ohhh nooo.
Oh, oh, huoh... there's fucking lasers!
Everywhere!
What do I do!?
Don't panic!
But now is the time to panic
I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm so scared.
I'M so scared.
I'm--huoah fuck!
Go! All the way!
Hahahahaha
Ohh that makes me feel so good.
Holy shit!
Wow!
Okay, double jump is the best fucking thing that's happen to this
Oh God...
...it makes it so much more fun to go through these levels.
Okay, what do I do when it comes back?
Just get ahead? Yes? I'm trying!
I'm trying! I'm trying!
I fucking nailed it! *laughs*
What are you supposed to do if you don't have double jump and less speed!?
Oh god, oh.
Through the laser buttholes!
I-I remember these.
Ohh Christ.
'Kay... HUAH!
That's gone through one.
Ohh.
Ohh God!
God!!
Oohh yeees!
Ain't nobody gonna stop me now. Nobody, nobody.
Fuckin' love it. I love it! I love this game!
I love it so much!
Woo! Hahahaha
And there's times when stuff happens and I'm like...
"Did I get good at video games?"
...and then everyones like, "Nah bruh, You just get fuckin' lucky at video games."
Which I--I thought I had my double jump.
I'll believe that.
I believe that I get lucky...
....and also believe in Steve.
Ha!
Yes!
Aaaaah!
Fried into million bits.
I didn't want laser eye surgery; I'm fine with glasses.
Ha!
Woh!
How, how!?
HOW!? Ginger bread man.
Ha! Fuck
Ha!
Ha! Did I just say gingerbread man?
What the fuck?
Can you tell how in to the game I'm getting?
Hahaha
Okay.
Only a few levels left.
I can fucking...
... I can school these levels...
... in what-do!
Ohh! What happened?
Wait, you crashed bro!
And I trusted you!
Nuuaooh, I should know not to trust a truck
That's good--that gives me a nice launch platform. Nice!
See what I mean?
I actually kinda know what I'm doing.
When has that ever happened?
Ha!
Woohohohohohohohoo
Oooooohhhh.
Okay. H-how many levels do we have left?
Eight, nine, ten. Well, in this, ah, laser area.
I don't know if there's anymore past this.
These ones should be easy enough.
I remember passing these after, ah, just a few tries.
Last time.
Ahhh shit!
My whole head is going with the fucking game, as well. Ha, and it's awesome!
*laughs*
Derpy, but awesome.
Just go up over them. *laughs*
Ohh, God. That was a tricky one.
It's like SXX tricky, bro.
Waaah!
Yes!
So... *stutters* it's just pure focus right now.
Ain't nothing but pure focus going on. Ohh, I hated these one.
I hate this one.
'Cause it was all about getting the timing right...
... of going through all this things. Yeah, now I'm too fucking fast.
And there.
Ohh, Jesus.
Ohh, that was the duck one.
I'm not the quack quack.
I'm talking about straight up ducks, bro.
That actually didn't make that any clearer. Hahaha.
Okay, okay, okay.
That's the jump over one; that's the stay under one.
And this is the get-the-head-of-the-fucking-game one.
And that's the suck-my-dick one.
Haha.
I got your, I got your fucking number...
...bro. Oh my god.
I can't even see what's happening.
And I definitely fucking can't now 'cause I'm stuck in a truck's arse.
Stay-stay alive. Stay alive. Ooh, stay like ABBA.
Stay like the BeeGees.
It's not ABBA, it's the BeeGees. That's why I died.
Stayin' alive is BeeGees.
Don't get it wrong.
If you get it wrong, you're gonna die.
Ooh-g..
Why! Fellas.
Could you all stop crashing into each other?
How are people gonna get their milk...
...if you guys keep crashing into each other and not delivering it!?
Yes.
Could you... oh my God, I dodged a laser by sheer accident.
Yes, I hit the fucking complete sign. Hahaha!
Is there more?
Hell yeah there is! Ooh, the medieval area.
Okay.
Well, I gotta--
I gotta' fucking vomit my own mouth.
*beats chest* Ooh, that was a burp.
I gotta leave this episode of cluster-funk here.
I love this so much.
I think I don't even need to say that, I think you can actually just guess...
...from the sheer energy I have playing these levels.
Ooh, I had chinese food before I recorded. Excuse me.
Uh huh Uhuhu.
I'll come back and I'll finish these levels...
And then I might go through some more and get a bunch more....
... Style Points.
And see if I can get some of the other...
...abilities or whatever, I might get the flips...
...and see if I can... use that to...
...get a shit on ton of sideboys
I have no idea.
Anyway!
Thank you guys!
So much for watching this episode and if you liked it...
... punch the like button in the face.
Like a boss!
And...
*murmuring*
Whapeesh! Whapeesh!
Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes...
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
Ooh, the music.
Soo good!
It's so like Daft Punk sounding. I love it so much.