I was gone for quite some time, and in that time, I did a lot of things.
I backpacked across Europe, I took a tour of the Alps and I found myself.
And when you find yourself, you'll realize what's important in life.
Your roots, your childhood.
>> Maximum Male Models.
>> Mace we're so sorry that we were fighting.
We don't wanna hurt your feelings ever again.
>> We will never ever fight, ever.
>> Never.
Fight?
What are you guys talking about?
Fight?
>> Well isn't that why you ran off?
>> I need to get out of here.
>> Mace, where are you going?
Mace!
Where are you rolling?
>> Rolled off.
>> Didn't you guys read the signs?
I wrote it on the board.
>> The board?
>> Yeah. Some rich green fat cat is buying up my
childhood roller rink.
He wants to build some kind of library.
>> Ugh.
>> Disgusting.
>> Wait a minute mace, maybe we can fix this.
Maybe we can outbid that fat cat and buy the rink for ourselves,
we can save the rink.
>> Yeah, I actually saw it on the news it's exactly $1 million.
>> $1 million exactly.
We can afford that, right?
[CROSSTALK] >> We have already
invested exactly one million dollars.
[MUSIC]
>> So wait, if you're not quitting the Maximum Male Models,
then why did I find this in the trash?
>> You see Mansoor, it's because I'm trading in that belt for this.
For a new belt.
[MUSIC]
Guys, when I was wandering the streets like some sort of vagrant,
I found this as if by divine providence.
A sign, a flyer for some sort of karate tournament and
the winner receives exactly $1 million.
>> Exactly $1 million?
>> Exactly $1 million.
>> With $1 million exactly, we can buy out the standing ring from that fat cat.
>> I hate fat cats.
>> What?
>> My saying.
>> We don't know karate.
>> And while Mansoor and I are lethal on the catwalk and in the ring,
our karate skills leave a little to be desired.
But don't worry, I've found a solution.
>> How did you get into my gym?
>> A master of MMA, maximum martial arts.
>> Sensei, we would be honored if you teach us your ways of karate.
>> Okay, first of all, I don't know karate.
>> Yeah, I noticed you didn't have your costume on.
>> Second of all, get out.
>> [LAUGH] Well, you see.
>> Get out.
>> Hold on. Hold on a second.
>> Let me handle this.
>> Okay. >> I happen to have been a top competitor
in the UFC, Ultimate Fashion Championship.
Now I know, I know you may be a little intimidated by me, but listen,
maybe we could spar and I could teach you a few things.
>> [COUGH] >> [SOUND]
>> All right, lets go.
>> Don't worry Sensei Shayna, I know kungfu.
[MUSIC]
>> That's right that's right.
>> [FOREIGN]
[SOUND]
>> All right Maxi lets go,
lets see what you got.
>> Just bought this outfit.
>> Yeah, that's the point, let's go.
>> No, he'll pass for today.
>> Maxine, I think- >> [SOUND]
>> [INAUDIBLE]
>> Maxine it's me, it's Mansoor,
it's Mansoor.
>> I'm sorry, self defense.
>> Please go away, don't touch me.
>> Call for help, I may have damaged the jacket.
>> Sweetie, are you sore?
>> Yeah.
>> Hey, you need an adjustment.
Just give my doctor a call.
>> I must say this just says Dracula.
>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's Dr. Acula.
[MUSIC]
>> I think it's time for the next phase of training.
>> Way ahead of you.
[MUSIC]
>> Hello there.
>> [NOISE] >> No.
>> I guess you could call me, Mace-windu.
>> [LAUGH] >> Good one, touch-tips.
>> [NOISE]
>> I yield!
I yield!
>> Yes, hello, is this doctor?
>> Yes, this is Doctor Acula.
How can I help you?
[MUSIC]
>> It's a.
[MUSIC]
Where are all the karate players?
>> And what is up with all these carrots?
>> [Laughing] Fools!
It's like I always say, you never bring carrots to a karate competition.
>> Wait a minute Maca, let me see that flyer.
>> Indeed.
[MUSIC]
It says carrot-y tournament, Mace.
Carrot-y tournament!
>> Are you kidding me.
>> I thought those were nunchucks.
>> Carrot-y, those are obviously carrots!
This is not, I don't blame you for that.
This is extremely misleading.
>> You could see how you could get confused, right?
>> Why would they make this?
>> It's a confusing sign.
>> Bizarre. >> Who would do that?
It's very confusing.
>> [LAUGH] Well, well,
well, well.
>> Stone!
>> That's right.
I'm the one who bought your childhood ring.
>> Our arch nemesis.
>> I knew you had something to do with this.
>> That's right.
Everything you know and love is now mine.
>> Senior Stone, so you're the one that's trying to win the carrot-y tournament.
>> No, no. >> Mace-
>> Follow the thread here.
We're over the carrot thing.
It's over.
>> No, we established the carrots.
>> No, it's done.
>> It's really quite simple.
Three weeks ago I started the process of buying Maçé's childhood skating rink and
I knew this would spiral him into a deep depression and
ruin the Maximum Male Models from within.
And that's why I made the flyer for the carrot-y tournament knowing Mace would see
it, mis-interpretate it and show up right here.
You know what I mean?
You get what I'm saying, right?
That's what I'm talking about.
>> Who are you talking to?
>> I'm doing it for revenge.
>> I don't get it, for what?
>> For what?
What do we do? >> Revenge for what?
>> [LAUGH] You know exactly what you did, you stole her from me.
Sophia is mine >> Sophia?
>> Who?
>> You're confusing my boys.
>> Wait, guys, when's the karate tournament?
>> There's no karate tournament, Mace.
There's no karate tournament.
It was a ruse, a ploy.
>> What did we get beat up for by Shayna Baszler?
>> Yeah, that was kind of a waste of time, wasn't it?
>> Yeah. >> It's like I always say,
never bring karate to a carrot-y competition.
>> Why would we know that?
>> What? >> Don't be chummy with us?
We're not chums. You don't finish.
Wait a minute, hold on a second.
I got an idea.
You don't have any karate and we don't have any carrots, so
let's settle this on a neutral playing field for all the marbles.
Skate off you and us, bro.
We win, we get the rink back.
You win, you can have Sophia back.
>> What?
>> What? >> We don't even know who that is?
Who cares?
[INAUDIBLE] >> A skate off?
You're kidding.
[LAUGH] Yeah.
[MUSIC]
>> Follow that.
[MUSIC]
>> [SOUND] >> We won.
[MUSIC]
>> Wait a minute, weren't we supposed to find a third model or something?
>> I already did.
>> Really?
>> Yeah, I signed him yesterday.
>> Well, who is he?
>> It's- [SOUND] >> Maximum Male Models