Love is a funny thing.
They say the heart wants what the heart
wants. But I think it should be.
The limbic system wants what the limbic
system wants.
Finally, someone's making sense.
Well, not to.
Brag, but when it comes to unrequited love,
I'm kind of an expert.
When I talk to Paige, all she does is drive
me crazy.
There's a thin line between affection and
aggravation. The Roman poet Catullus said, I
hate and I love.
And I know not.
Why?
I'm not sure what to make of that.
Perhaps it would be more useful in Latin.
Odetta, Mo.
I just want to know if I have a crush.
Well, does your heart rate elevate when
you're in her presence?
I suppose.
Does your stomach flutter?
Yes.
Sounds like your limbic system might be doing
its thing.
Oh, dear.
Hey, Hey.
It's a lot of fabric.
Oh, it's not just fabric.
I also got pattern books and an accessory
kit.
Can I ask how much that all cost?
Well, it's hard to say, because in the long
run, I'm going to save us money.
Well, what did it cost in the short run?
I don't know. $100.
$100? What is wrong with you?
Why would you say that?
That is a good question.
I mean, what is wrong with you?
Why is it okay when you say it?
Because clearly there's something wrong with
you. So you think it's fine that she spent
$100 on threads?
I think it's fine that she has something
that makes her happy.
What are you looking for? Anybody with you?
Look, I get it.
One time, Darlene got all into scrapbooking
overnight. Our den became her scrapbooking
room. What did you do?
I said whatever makes you happy, dear.
And made love to her in the scrapbooking
room. Mm hm.
Maybe if you had three kids, you'd worry
more about money. Oh, we can't wait to have
babies. I just love the way the little head
smell. Does anybody in here want to be my
friend? Anybody?
Look, Sheldon, you're not going to convince
me to come here. You're wasting your time.
I'm afraid we have a bigger problem.
What are you talking about?
I'm a scientist, and I have to follow the
data wherever it leads, whether I like it or
not. Get to the point.
It seems I have a crush on you.
What? I'm as surprised as you are, but I
have all the symptoms. According to both Dr.
Sturgis and the editors of Sassy Magazine.
Sheldon, I'm really glad that you told me
this, because the truth is, I feel the same
way about you. You do?
I've been trying to hide it, but now I don't
have to anymore.
It's such a relief.
Oh, dear. This is new information.
I've been operating under the assumption
that my crush was unrequited.
Oh, it's requited, Sheldon.
It's very requited.
Huh. What are you doing?
You have a crush on each other.
So now we have to kiss.
We do. So where the data has led us.
I suppose.
Okay, now close your eyes and pucker up.
This might tickle.
What's happening? Are we kissing?
You bet.
How was that? I didn't feel anything
romantic. Mm.
Me neither. Yes.
It wasn't a crush after all.
I guess not. That's a relief.
It is.
I went to three classes before I figured it
out. Good thing I look spiffy in a
moustache.