Shots of GameCube, Game Boy Player, dangling controller
Shot of TV with Medal of Honor playing
Derek on couch
Brandon in doorway, Clone Derek walks over.
Clone Derek: Hey, Brandon, do you have my paycheck?
Brandon: You got your paycheck yesterday.
Clone Derek: Yeah, I pooped yesterday, too.
Doesn’t mean I won’t do it again today.
Clone Derek looks over
Derek on couch
Clone Derek: What’s he doing?
Brandon: I think he’s reviewing Medal of Honor Underground, for the GBA.
Clone Derek: Has he said anything?
Brandon: Not since yesterday.
Clone Derek: This is his best work.
He’s really onto something here.
Brandon: No, I think something’s wrong.
Clone Derek: You know something, you’re right.
Can I have your paycheck?
Zoom in on Derek’s face, fades into outside scene “in Derek’s head”
Abruptly back to Derek on couch, wide front shot
Close up on Derek, you hear demonic voice
Video games are fun, Derek.
Video games are always fun.
Have fun shooting the bad guys, Derek.
Or else.
Brandon: Why do you want my paycheck?
Clone Derek: I don’t.
Brandon looks at Clone Derek, Clone Derek: I need it.
There’s a difference.
Derek’s face, more demonic voice
Review the shooter, Derek.
Look, it’s in first person, just like the kids like.
Review the first-person shooter.
Dance on the orange disco floor.
Disco ball shot, “blood on floor” shot
Spill their blood on the disco floor
Brandon and Clone Derek in doorway, looking at Derek
Shot of Derek, Brandon’s voice: You think maybe we took it too far this time?
Clone: What?
With the bad games?
No.
No, he deserve this.
Besides, it doesn’t look that bad.
Brandon looks at Clone Derek
There are three enemies, Derek.
Blue smears, grey smears and pink smears.
Shoot the smears, Derek.
Then smear their blood everywhere.
Clone Derek: Alright, that’s the ugliest game I’ve ever seen.
This game looks like a pixel holocaust, Derek.
This is what color looks like when it dies.
Let’s see what people look like when they die.
People and clones.
Brandon: What if he snaps one day?
You ever worry about that?
Clone Derek: Me?
No.
No, he’s a pussy, I don’t worry about him.
I have bigger things to worry about.
Which reminds me, can I have your paycheck?
Look at that, Derek you can see through the walls.
And the floors.
You can see through everything.
Including the lies.
This game runs at three frames a second.
You should run, too.
Run, Derek.
Run.
Clone Derek: Who sent this to the show?
Brandon: Uh, Kyle.
From Richardson, Texas.
Clone Derek: How’d he even get this?
What, did he chant the incantation?
Brandon: I don’t know, what’s the incantation?
Clone Derek: It’s a joke, Brandon.
There is no incantation.
Repeat the incantation, Derek!
(Demonic voice backward babble)
Say it, Derek!
Say it just as I’ve said it!
Let us break the sixth seal and set forth the broken gameplay and garbled sound and
indiscernible graphics of Medal of Honor: Underground unto the world.
Spill their blood, one by one by one by…
Clone Derek pulls sword on Brandon
Brandon: Alright, the paycheck’s on my desk.
End credits
Final shot?
No idea…extra outside footage?
Derek on couch?