Mark: We're so cute!
Jack: Aw look at us-
Bob: Yaaaaaaaay! Wade: Time for some Chicken Horse!
Jack: Look at us dance!
All Four: Yaay!
Jack: I have no idea how to play this. Mark: Are all of our characters gonna die?
Bob: I don't know what this game is.
Mark: Oh geez.
Jack: Oh god Mark: Oh Wade: Um. Ummmm
Jack: I look like I'm holding a penis! Wade: Welp, it's bored-
*Bob laughs* Wade: Um
Wade: Oh press Y!
Mark: Yeah...
Wade: You can pick- Oh okay! Bob: Oh..
Mark: Are we helping each other or are we like trying to s-
Jack: No, you're trying to- you're trying to help yourself.
Wade: No, you wanna be the only one to win. However, do you guys see the box with the question mark? Mark: Oh.
Mark: Yeah?
Wade: We want to- We do want to work together to get that 'cause that unlocks new stuff that we can use next time.
Jack: What box with a question mark? Mark: What is that, Bob? Is that a door?
Bob: No...
Mark: What is that?
Bob: Nothing!
Mark: You guys are so dumb.
Jack: Yeah!
Jack: Ahhhh!
Jack: Goddamn it.
Wade: Aha! Got it!
Jack: Mark's dead.
Bob: Oh shit!
Jack: No- WHAT NOOOO
Bob: Oh my god--
Mark: This is so stupid
Jack: I'll die with you guys
*laughter from all four*
Wade: You didn't have to die there you can actually jump up the wall
Mark: HE WANTED TO BE WITH US!
Jack: Yeah! Mark: Let him live! I mean die. Let him die.
Jack: Goddamit!
Is this another game where Wade is better
than all of us? *Mark laughs*
Wade: I only won one round
Bob: Oh god
Wade: AAAHHH
Bob: OH GOD
Jack: Ahh that's sticky
NOOOO! Fuck
Mark: Eh eh-Yeah! I went around! Jack: Dammit
Mark: I found a cheat!
Jack: Oh nooooo! Nooooo (Bob: I got this- hyup!)
Nooooooooo
Bob: Yes!! NO!
Bob: YES! Jack: FUCK
Mark: forEVER
Wade: yaay
Jack: Nooooo
Bob: Alright, we're gonna have to fix that bullshit
Bob: Oh! No! Fuck! How--
Mark: So the--OHH, I get
Mark: I get what the bomb do
Wade: Yeah
Jack: AHH FUCK!
Damnit!
Bob: Oh god. Oh god!
Mark: *laughs* Oh--so if I touch those fanblades
Jack: Yep! *laughter*
Bob: Oh shit!
Wade: Weeeee!
Jack: It's 'cause fucking Wade knew what he was doing!
Bob: That was unclear
That was super unclear
Jack: Yeah! Goddammit I have no points!
Wade: Guys, I've got the advantage for one round
Mark: Oh come on!
Wade:--just give me this.
Jack: Goddammit dudes! Bob: Oh my god!
Jack: I finally won one, and now you're dicking me over
Mark: Ain't this, the, this is a thing.
Bob: So, uh... *laughs* Mark: Sooo....
Jack: Oh that--that fucking falls?!
Mark: Just waiting - Bob: Yeah I was just gonna wait - Mark: Waiting for everyone else to fail! Wade: AAAH!
Jack: Yeah and then we're all fucked.
*Honk like laughter from Bob* OK, I guess I'm going down here.
Wade: Well, there's no- Mark: dammit
Jack: There's no way!
Wade: Screw it!
Jack: There's no way!
Mark: There's a way!
Jack: Now you've made it too hard.
Jack: Imma- Imma just dance!
Jack: Imma just stand here and dance Wade: I- I died
Jack: Wassup! *laughs*
Mark: Woooo
Wade: I sodoku-ed myself
Jack: Fuck it
Bob: I'm just going to guess
Jack: Fuck it.
Jack: I don't care!
Mark: *laughs*
Bob: Anyways, wait wait, Mark-
Mark: No! I can live! Bob: Mark, come here
Bob: Mark come here. Mark come here Mark: I want to live!
Bob: Mark come here. I want to tell you something
Jack: Hold B to give up
Jack: Ca- *sighs*
Jack: HOLD B TO GIVE UP DAMMIT!
Wade and Bob: *laugh*
Jack: I don't like this Wade: Please!
Bob: *laughs* You're not using it on him
Jack: Ahhh
Bob: Alllright
Jack: Goddammit I have no points!
Jack: No! No! No!
Jack: NO!
Jack: No!
Jack: No. Mark: It's gonna be too easy now!
Jack: I need to- FUCK! NO Bob!
Jack: NOOOOOOOO!
Wade: Booob
Mark: adda boy Bob adda boy
Bob: You guys are just idiots i've got the solution! Just wait!
Jack: Wha- What is the solution?
Wade: AAAAAAHHHH!
Jack: HAHA! You're fucked now
Bob: I GOT THE SOLUTION BITCHES!!
Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mark: Yeah!
Mark: DAAAAAAMN
Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mark: Daaaaamn!
Bob: get wrecked get wrecked
Jack: Fuck it, fuck it!
Jack: I'mma just dance!
Jack: L-Look I win too! I win too!
Jack: It's all on me! The camera is on me!
Wade: oh god
Jack: Fuck it
Mark: There's a very narrow window of success here
Wade: Oh why! Why do you do that!
*all laughing, except for Wade*
Jack: NOoOOOooo.. Aw fuck
*others laughing*
Jack: Wait.. Wade: BOB!
Jack: OH YES! YES! YES! FUCK YOU BITCHES!
Mark:I got killed by-OH GOD my dead body!
Jack : Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
Bob: oh my god
Jack: How'd you die?
Jack: Are you dead???
Jack: YEAH!
Bob: I didn't realize you were dead
Bob: I was like, 'What're you doing?'
Wade: Oh I didn't know you were dead too Mark
Mark: Nope very dead. Very dead. very dead
Jack: YES, now I'm not last
Bob: ohhhh my god
Wade: yaaaay
Mark: I made my own demise
Jack: The chicken is the Ultimate Chicken
Jack: Mark you came last
Bob: ohhh
Mark: I KNOW I CAME LAST
Mark: ITS OKAY
Mark: It's cause I wanted it
Mark: I wanted it.
[mark laughing]
Jack: NO
[Mark and Jack laugh]
Wade: Oh GOD
Jack: We're not even gonna MAKE that
Mark: AHHHHH I GOT THIS
[Mark screams]
[Bob and Mark laugh]
Wade: b-KAWWWWWWWK
Jack: I can't-
Jack: I can't move!
Mark: You can SPRINT????
Jack: My character can't move!
Mark: How do you sprint??
Wade: right trigger
Jack: Right trigger: it's not working
Bob: How y-how y'doing, Jack?
Mark: didn't tell us how to play
Bob: Jack how y'doing?
Jack: My character won't move
[Wade laughs] Bob: Are you having a good time?
Jack: I can pause the game but my character won't move
Wade: oh no
Wade: Jack, try using WASD
Jack: Nooope!
Jack: Um
Wade: Oh well okay Bob: can you kill yourself?
Jack: Aw man it's so much harder now
[Bob laughs]
Jack: Fuckin' WASD bullshit
Jack: AW MAN I CAN'T-
Mark: I GOT IT
Jack: I can't do the thing now Mark: get outta my way
Mark: AH Oh! Oh I missed it! AH
Jack: What was that?? Bob: Oh my god!!
Jack: WHAT??
Jack: Ohhhh
Wade: AH! NO!
Wade: AH!
Wade: BKAWK
Bob: Wade is still cheating Mark: wooow
Jack: Yeah, oh
Wade: bkak
Jack: You have the advantage for one round, ay?
Jack: This game does not work right
Jack: cause i don't like it
Mark: It works fine, don't criticize it Wade: wait, why-
Wade: ....is there a door there?
Jack: I DON'T FUCKIN KNOW
[Mark and Bob laugh]
Wade: Bob NO!
Jack: Oh god
Mark: Yeah, that's what I'm talkin about
Mark: ahh-uhfuh
Mark: ahh ohh
Mark: AHH! UH! UH!
Jack: NO!
Jack: FUCK
Jack: Now there's FIREBALLS??
Wade: GUH! BKAWK
Jack: Where the fuck the fireballs?!?!?
[Bob laughs]
Mark: Oh god dammit
Wade: AHHHHHH
Jack: NO no,
Jack: YES
Wade: NO
Bob: puttin' mine right there
Jack: No, Mark, no
Wade: Mark, hang on a minute Mark: Make it fair
Mark: Make it fair. I'll make it- it fair
Jack: Nooo Mark:it 's fair. it's fair
Mark: It's fair
Mark: It's fair!
Jack: Oh, it is fair!
Jack: NOOO
Wade: OHH! NOO!!
Wade: BKAW
Jack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Mark: I can't sprint!!
Mark: I can't sprint!
Bob: hup! Mark: I can't sprint!
Mark: How do you sprint?
Bob: Yes!
Wade: Oh my goodness Bob!
Jack: What did my thing do?
Jack: Oh god almighty Bob: Fuck you Assholes
Mark: Laughter
How is anybody going to do this?
Wade: I don't know
Bob: Guys. I'll make it possible. Don't worry.
Wade: Okay Bob.
Bob: It's going to be toootally possible.
Jack: Whaat?
Bob: You just hafta... you just hafta... what??
Bob: That's really not what I thought was going to happen at all
Jack: Oh, oh god, oh god, it crushes you.
Bob: OH NO, WADE
Wade: BKAWK, BKAAAAAWK, BKOOO Mark: HI!
Jack: Noo, no, FUCK. Mark: (Distant) Yaaaah!
Bob: oooh. Wade: laughter
Wade: How did Mark get through this?
Mark: I'm good at games guys you just don't give me a chance!
Jack: I'm losing again!
Mark: YEAAH!
Jack: Mark's winning??
Jack: That can't happen.
Wade: Bob. BOB. Mark: Yeah there we go.
Wade: BOB
Bob: Actually, okay, I won't do that. I won't do that
Bob: I'll do this. Wade: BOB!!!
*All laughing*
Bob: You guys have fun dying Jack: I can't- I can barely see the one I am half the time
Jack: FUUUUUCK- ass.
Bob: OH NO! No no!
Wade: okay.
Jack: Get, Yes, yes, yes, yes! Everybody die! Mark- Oh God
Jack: Everybody dead
Wade: Ah, Ahh! BKAW!
Jack: BuCAWK
Jack- Get the chicken! Get the chicken!
Bob: No Wade. No way Wade. Wade: okay.
Jack: No Wade.
Wade: Scream!
Jack: NO! Bob: Oh, fucking shit, man! Mark: Goddamn it.
Jack: It's actually possible?
Bob: Oh Jack, noo!
Mark: Yes Jack, yes Jack yes!!!
Mark: Yes yes yes girl-
Jack: Fuuck!
Jack: I die at the start every time. I get sucked into a black hole.
Bob: Ah! Noo.
Mark: It's Impossible! Shits!
Wade: Oh god...
[wade screams]
Jack: Die everybody! Die!
Wade: I'm forever thrown onto the la- next platform Bob: No! Fucking shit!
Jack: Ok... This is BULLSHIT right now.
Bob: This is not possible man!
[Mark groans]
Wade: OH I JUMPED! [groans as well]
[Wade rages] Wade: OHH NOO!!
Mark: [Laughs] Wade. [Laughs]
Wade: Oh noo!
Jack: 'Kay- Bob: Jack you can do it!
Jack: I CAN'T! Bob: I have faith in you.
Jack: I CAN'T!!!!
Jack: HAH!!! Bob: Jack, you've got this
Jack: FUCK!!! NO! NO!
Jack: Yea-hehehehehe!!! WOO!!!
All: laughing Wade: Jack is good at games guys!
Jack: YEESSSS!!!! Mark: You've gotta go through the door
Mark:You gotta go through the door! You gotta go through the door!
Jack: NICE!!!
Bob :How the fuck?
Jack: I have know idea [laughs]
Bob: Who put honey!
Jack: Not the honey, mark!
Bob: Mar- NO!
*Mark screams*
Wade: [laughing] Jack you're just stu-
(All screaming)
Jack: AH FU- WHAT?
Mark: AH I DON'T GO THERE
[Mark screeches like a little girl]
Jack: What the he- [laughs]
[All laughing]
Mark: Who put BARBED WIRE there??
Mark: Who did thaaat???
Wade: I did that!!!
[All laughing, especially Bob]
Jack: NICE, nice.
[Bob continues guffawing in background]
Jack: Last turn!
Jack: UUUhhhhhhmmm
Bob: God, I don't have any good ideas.
[Jack screams internally]
Wade: I don't know how anyone can win this now.
Mark: Naw it's possible!
Jack: It's definitely possible. It's just... annoying.
Jack: Heh, put the start right at the finish!
[Jack laughs]
Wade: Then nobody gets points!!
[Mark laughing]
Bob: We'll see, won't we?
Jack: It's, it's too easy then. They won't allow it.
Bob: Here, what if we, what if we get to go right... what if we get to go onto up here?
[Jack screaming internally again]
Jack: I hate you guys so much
[Mark and Wade screaming]
[All laughing and screeching except Jack]
Mark: Why didn't it work?!
Bob: Oh nooOOO fuck!
Jack: oh no no no. Dammit I had it!
Wade: Mark and I just ran off the edge and died!
Mark: I- I didn't get to go!
[All laughing] Mark: Dammit! Oh Jack that's so stupid!
Mark: You get ahead of me because you got the bonus, like-
Jack: yeeEEEAHHH Baby! Mark: comeback points. What a load of crap!
Jack: Hey! Mark: What a load of ass! Jack: I'M PLAYING WITH A KEYBOARD!
Jack: This is unfair on me already
Jack: oh god, no. That's a bad idea. Bob: Oh, sweet jesus.
Mark: AH! Awwwww
Jack: oh no. oh no.
Jack: oh god
Bob: Oh! The glass kills you? Wade: oh god
[Mark laughs] Jack: What?
Jack: AW! Bob!
Bob: [laughing] Sorry.
Jack: Such a dick Mark: You’re not sorry
Wade: I knew that was gonna happen and I still let it ride out.
Jack: Get rid of that shit Bob: Alright
Bob: I'll-I’ll use a bomb to destroy it.
[Jack grunt] Mark: okay
Jack: Let’s go troops Bob: Come here elevator, let’s have a party
Wade: Yay, Kakaw! Mark: No, Watch this! I got this!
Mark: [screams] Agh! AGH! FUCK!
Jack: “I got this.” Dead.
Mark: goddammit. Goddammit. I thought I had it.
[Wade screams and everyone else laughs]
Wade: Bob? Jack: Yay! Bob: You ready? You ready Wade?
Jack: Yay!
Bob: up.
Bob: No duck you fuckin' horse
Wade: I'm ready Bob
Bob: I didn't jump. Wade: I’m ready Bob
Bob: It didn’t jump. Mark: What did you do? Bob: I hit jump
Wade: Jack's the only one on the board
Jack: WOO! First time!
Mark: AW, shit! Wade: Mouse and keyboard 's OP
Jack: Woo do do do—Aw, Wade. Really?
Jack: You’re gonna be that guy Wade: yeah
Jack: Fuck you, Mark. Bob: Now I’m mad.
Bob: Now, I'm in a bad mood
Wade: Bob please
Jack: Mad ‘cause bad. Bob mad ‘cause bad.
Bob: Maybe.
Jack: pick something.
Wade: Aw, Bob! Aw, Bob! Think about what you—Bob! Bob: So, um...
Wade: Bob! Bob: So, um. How much room do we need to get out?
Jack: What a dick Wade: right there would be the worst possible location you could put it.
Bob: Like, how about this?
Jack: Oh Wade:Oh, I could squeeze through there.
Jack: That-that’s--aw, no. The other one I think is better. Bob: yeah, I’m gonna do something better than that.
Mark: Alright Bob: good luck, [Jack groans] muthafuckers
Mark: Alright-AGH DUCK!
Jack: Ah! No! I forgot. Bob: Oh no!
Wade: Uh... UH!
Jack: Aw, it keeps hitting my dead body. Really?
Wade: Ah! Jack: Poonk! [Mark laughs]
Jack: It keeps hittin' me and Bob.
Wade: Wo! Mark: Ah ha!
Jack: Dead
Jack: No! My dead body saved you.
Wade: okay. okay.
Jack: Die. Die. Die you- [scream from Mark]
Jack: YES!
Bob: Yes!
Jack: So fuckin' happy right now. Wade: I was right there!
Jack: So happy!
Wade: I was right there!
Jack: Oh hock- hockey puck. Oh!
Bob: Thanks for calling the elevator.
Bob: We'll be down here.
Jack: fuckin' assholes
[Wade squawks] Bob: oh god
Mark: AH! Goddammit. I made my- Bob: oh god!
Jack: NO! Mark: Goddammit. We made this too high to go.
Jack: Goddammit. Mark: Hi Bob. Sniff my ass.
Jack: Sniff my butthole Bob: Oh!
Wade: OH! Mark: Ah, got it! Jack: Oh shit
Mark: HA ha ha ha ha ha!
Mark: Ha ha ha ha- oh god…
Jack: Get 'em!
Jack: Ge—YES!
Mark: lagged! I lagged! Lagged! Lag! Wade: Uh, Mark. I think you can jump on the roof…
Mark: oooooohhhhh...
Jack: “Oooohhhh... right.” Bob: “Oh, I get it.”
[Mark groans]
Bob: Everyone's just like: "oh, fuck the roof."
Mark: there we go. Jack and Wade: oh god
Mark: What the fuck happened? Bob: Why did you not die?
Jack: Becau- Somebody else do it. Bob: Are we all just gonna casually wait-
Bob: for the- Jack: yeah
Wade: oh oh oh oh! Jack: oh god.
Wade: No! No! No! OH! Jack: Get ‘em! Get 'em! Get 'em!
Jack: Get ‘em!
[Wade shrieks]
Wade: Ah, no.
Jack: Oh shit. Oh shit… I got this Bob! I got this! Mark: that’s bull.
Jack: Bob, it’s literally impossible. Bob: Alright, we can do this Jack.
Bob: We can do this.
Jack: Fffuck. Bob: Ah! I saved your life!
Bob: ohhhhhhh...
Bob: I see Jack: Everyone went for bombs this round.
Bob: I see Mark: yes
Mark: Bob, no.
Jack: You should put down another…
Bob: We can't have it be too easy, can we?
Wade: Bob! Mark: [laughing] Bob!
Jack: Fuck sake. Mark: you big-
Wade: Oh, wait. Someone destroyed… oh okay
Bob: Yeah, there’s no hockey pucks or arrows down
Bob: here. It's fuckin' amazing
Jack: WHAT? What did I get killed by?
Mark: I dunno. Don’t ask, Bob: What did you get killed by?
Mark: I dunno, I’m not gonna ask.
Jack: Wait, there’s hockey- the hockey pucks falling from above fell down and killed me?
Mark: WHAT? What hit me?
Jack: There’s hockey pucks on the left.
Wade: No! Why is there- look at that hockey puck-
Wade: GOD, BOB!
Mark: Dammit.
Jack: and that one hit me on the ground Mark: Bob.
Bob: They're on the same level. You just have to duck under 'em.
Jack: Fuck you, Bob. Mark: No, they’re not.
Mark: They’re not in the same level-oh yeah I can see it. Bob: Yeah they are.
Mark: You can jump around a black hole.
Jack: There's fuckin' glass there?
Jack: Aw Mark: Ah, wow oh! AH! FUCK! NO!
Jack: Go Bob, Go Bob!
Mark: Wait, I made it?!
Mark: Oh! I'm dancing!
Bob: Oh
Mark: Did I make it? Wade: No.
Jack: How did you make it? You died! Mark: But am I dancing?
Bob: I think your just wibble wabbling—NO! Mark: YEAH!
Jack: You got a postmortem win?
Bob: Oh my god, Jack Wade: Oh come on!
Jack: Fuck you guys.
Mark: oh jesus.
Bob: come on now.
Mark: there's no way.
Bob: That's a little bit much, I think
Jack: You guys have bombs
Jack: oh shit! SHIT!
Wade: Ah no! I still- Mark: AH No! NO! No! No!
Bob: The fuck’n ice is fuck’n me up.
Jack: Yeah Wade: “Last chance” as we all screw up
Jack: oh! Oh! Wade: “Now everyone can win”
Mark: I-I can’t help what you guys do. Jack: Oh. Oh. Oh.
Jack: Oh, it’s so close Bob: Oh? Oh goddammit.
Jack: It's so close! No ho ho!
Bob: oh, I'm dead? When did I die?
Mark: Oohhhhhh Wade: Bob. Bob. Bob!
Mark: Yes. Yes. Yes! Jack: Yes. Yes, I am all down for that
Jack: YES
Wade: Bob Bob Bob. Bob Listen. Mark’s gonna win, Bob. You gotta stop him!
Jack: You're gonna block the arrows.
Bob: Oh, I am gonna block the arrows. That's a good point.
Jack: and then Mark wins.
Mark: Put barbed wire on the ground
Bob: I’ve got an idea. I’ve got an idea.
Jack: [laughs] Blackhole! Yeah, I fuckin' knew it.
Bob: here? Or here? Wade: [desperately] BOB!
Bob: or like fuckin’- Wade: Not-not there
Jack: no, not there
Wade: No no no no Jack: no Bob: Now I have to
Wade: oh god. Okay, do it Mark: Alright, fine Bob
Bob: Yeah, I like that Jack: oh god
Wade: well, Mark. How do you enjoy your victory?
Mark: well I know that things're times're-
Mark: Aw, fuck the thorns!
Mark: fuck the-! Wade: I jumped right into glass
Jack: yep, the glass kills you as well Mark: Jack you better die
Mark: Jack, you better fail and die.
Mark: Good luck.
Mark: What are you gonna do?
Jack: hup!
Jack: I dunno Bob: You know what? I’ve thought better of this.
Wade: I think the elevator is the right way to go.
Jack: yeah Bob: oh no, honey! Honey no!
Bob: Honey, why honey?
Mark: You're all screwed
Mark: You're gonna die
Mark: Have fun in death-
Mark: WHAT!!! Jack: YES!
Mark: NO! NO! Jack: Yeah Baby!
Jack: WOOOH! Mark: But I was gonna win!
Mark: You asshole! Jack: yeah, Bob! Yeah!
Bob: Yeahhhhhh!
Bob: Did I pass Mark?
Mark: Aw, fuck off!
Bob: Did I- Aw… Jack: Aw,
YES!
[preview of Prop Hunt with Jack, Mark, Bob, and Wade]
Jack: I'm out. I'm out. I'm gone, bye. [laugh]