>> James: NOW, AS EVERYBODY KNOWS, YOU KNOW, I KNOW, WE ALL
KNOW I'M A ROMANTIC.
I'M CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FIND LOVE FOR ALL THE BEAUTIFUL
SINGLE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE ON THE SHOW, OK?
SO LET'S CELEBRATE THE BEGINNING OF FALL BY HELPING SOMEONE ON
OUR STAFF POTENTIALLY FALL IN LOVE TONIGHT.
NOW, THE PERSON WE'RE SURPRISING TONIGHT HAS BEEN WORKING ON THE
SHOW SINCE DAY ONE.
SHE IS THE LEGAL COUNSEL FOR OUR SHOW, SHE'S A TOTAL BOSS, WE ALL
JUST LOVE HER.
HEY, DIANE.
DIANE, ARE YOU THERE?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] DIANE!
HOW ARE YOU?
>> I AM SHOCKED TO SAY THE LEAST.
>> James: WELL, DIANE, ARE YOU OK?
>> I'M NOT SURE YET.
WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO SAY?
>> James: DIANE, YOUR JOB HERE IS TO KEEP OUR SHOW OUT OF ANY
LEGAL TROUBLE WHICH IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT.
I WANT TO REASSURE YOU WE'VE FOUND SOMEONE TO COVER YOU
DURING THE GAME IN CASE OF A LEGAL EMERGENCY, OK?
WE'VE GOT THIS GUY, OK?
IT'S MICHAEL COHEN.
HE SEEMS TRUSTWORTHY ENOUGH.
HE SAID HE NEEDS A GIG, SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING, DIANE?
ARE YOU READY TO FIND LOVE TONIGHT ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW?"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] DIANE?
>> OH MY GOD!
OK.
>> James: ARE YOU READY, DIANE?
DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
>> I DON'T THINK I HAVE A CHOICE?
>> James: OF COURSE YOU DO.
WE'LL WATCH YOU AT WORK FOR THE WHOLE PART IF YOU DON'T DO THIS.
>> OK, I'M GAME, I GUESS.
>> James: DIANE IS GAME, I GUESS.
I NEED TO YOU COME DOWN TO THE STAGE RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE IT'S
TIME TO PLAY "LATE LATE NIGHT TINDER.
GET DOWN HERE, DIANE.
HERE WE GO.
SHE'S SHAKING.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY "LATE LATE LIVE TINDER" WHEN WE COME BACK.
IT'LL BE FUN, I PROMISE.
IT'S GOING TO BE FUN!
>> James: WELCOME BACK!
DIANE IS HERE.
DIANE, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
>> I'M FINE.
>> James: I JUST SAID IN THE BREAK, I SAID HOW'S DIANE
GETTING ON?
I THINK SHE MIGHT BE HAVING A GLASS OF WINE.
>> I WAS.
>> James: HA-HA.
THIS IS IT, DIANE.
IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD TOMORROW.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY "LATE LATE LIVE TINDER."
OK, HERE'S HOW IT WILL WORK, THE GUYS WILL TAKE OUT ONE AT A
TIME.
YOU'LL TAKE YOUR BIG FOAM FINGER RIGHT HERE AND SWIPE RIGHT IF
YOU LIKE THE GUY OR LEFT IF YOU DON'T.
GUYS WHO GET A RIGHT SWIPE WILL TAKE A SEAT ON ONE OF THESE
THREE STOOLS.
GUYS THAT GET A LEFT SWIPE WILL BE FORCED TO FALL INTO THAT BALL
PIT.
NOW, SWIPE WISELY, DIANE, BECAUSE ONLY THREE GUYS WILL
MAKE IT TO THE NEXT ROUND.
OK, YOU READY TO GET STARTED?
>> I'M READY.
>> James: OK, LET'S GO.
IF YOU'LL STAND JUST THERE, OK.
LET'S BRING OUT OUR FIRST CONTESTANT!
OK, ALL RIGHT.
SO THIS IS JEFF.
NOW, JEFF, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK.
WE'RE JUDGING YOU ONLY ON YOUR LOOKS.
DIANE, IS JEFF YOUR TYPE?
>> I LIKE THE BALD HEAD.
>> James: HE'S GOT A KIND SMILE.
>> HE DOES.
>> James: HE LOOKS LIKE HE WORKS OUT.
>> NICE TEETH.
>> James: I'LL TELL WHAT YOU HE LOOKS LIKE, HE'LL HELP YOU
MOVE STUFF, WITH NOT EVEN A GROWN.
YOU'D GO, "JEFF CAN YOU HELP ME?"
"SURE, DIANE, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE."
BUT IT'S NOT MY CHOICE, IT'S YOURS.
WILL HE GET A SEAT OR GO INTO THE BALL PIT?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SWIPE LEFT OR RIGHT.
>> HOW MANY MEN ARE BACK THERE?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> James: WELL, THIS IS THE
THING, DIANE, DON'T WORRY -- DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE TONIGHT,
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU.
YOUR CHOICE.
SO IF YOU PICK JEFF AS ONE OF THE THREE, BUT THEN SOMEONE YOU
LIKE MORE COMES OUT, YOU CAN DUMP JEFF IN A SECOND!
>> OK.
OK.
>> James: OH, HE'S GOT A RIGHT SWIPE.
OH, THERE HE GOES.
[ APPLAUSE ] ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M
THINKING?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> James: I'M THINKING JEFF IS
ONLY LUCKY WE ONLY SAW HIM FROM THE WASTE UP BECAUSE -- NO,
JEFF, JEFF, THAT'S AN ILL-FITTING DENIM JEAN.
I'M SORRY.
THE ONLY EXCUSE FOR THAT LEVEL OF TURN-UP IS IF YOU HAVE
SPILLED SOMETHING ON YOUR PREVIOUS TROUSERS, YOU GRABBED
THEM AND THEY'RE TOO LONG AND YOU'VE ROLLED IT UP, WHO CARES?
ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS ALL STUFF WE CAN SORT OUT.
ALL RIGHT?
LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT GUY.
[ APPLAUSE ] OK.
THIS IS SCOTT WHO LOOKS LIKE HE PLAYS A DAD IN EVERY SITCOM IN
THE 90'S.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, DIANE?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SCOTT?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> UM.
I DON'T -- SCOTT'S NOT REALLY MY TYPE.
>> James: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
IT'S A KIND SMILE BUT ALSO ONE THAT SAYS I WILL KILL YOU ONE
DAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] ARE WE SWIPING LEFT OR RIGHT?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
OH, HE'S LEFT, HERE YOU GO, SCOTT, SORRY, BUDDY.
AND HE'S GONE.
[ APPLAUSE ] LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT GUY.
OH STOP!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO SAY HOW -- I -- I -- SEVEN?
YOU -- YOU'VE PRONOUNCED SEVEN?
IT'S A 10 IN MY BOOK, DIANE.
I'LL TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW.
I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T, I MIGHT!
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!
PALEEZE!
STOP!
I BET HIS JEANS FIT PERFECTLY!
>> LET'S FIND OUT.
>> James: OH, IT'S A RIGHT SWIPE.
OF COURSE IT IS!
[ APPLAUSE ] JEFF, WHEN YOU GET A MINUTE,
JUST TAKE A LOOK AT HIS JEANS, OK?
LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT!
OOH, J.C.!
YOU CAN'T SPEAK, J.C.!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
GET IT?
WHAT CAN'T YOU DO?
[ LAUGHTER ] HE'S SMART.
>> HE IS SMART.
>> James: WHAT DO WE THINK OF J.C.?
>> HE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE.
>> James: OH MY GOD,!
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.
[ APPLAUSE ] I MEAN, OH STOP!
NOW, I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, DIANE, PHILLIP IS OUR LAST
CONTESTANT AND BOY DID WE SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST!
SO ANNOYED PHILLIP CAN'T SPEAK BECAUSE I WANT TO ASK ABOUT HIS
SKIN CARE REGIME.
DIANE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PHILLIP?
>> HE'S TOO PRETTY.
YEAH, HE'S TOO PRETTY.
>> James: IS THAT A THING?
>> HA-HA.
>> James: HOW IS IT A THING?
LOOK AT JEFF, HE'S OVER THE MOON!
JEFF IS OVER THE MOON!
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, JEFF ALMOST GOT UP AND LEFT HIMSELF WHEN
PHILLIP WALKED OUT.
PHILLIP I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ABOUT TO SAY THIS...
[ APPLAUSE ] GUYS, DIANE HAS MADE HER CHOICE.
WE'LL FOREVER HAVE THE MEMORY OF WATCHING PHILLIP FALL INTO OUR
BALLS.
[ LAUGHTER ] NOW, IT IS TIME, DIANE, TO GET
TO KNOW OUR CONTESTANTS A LITTLE MORE, SO LEFT TO RIGHT, I WANT
TO JUST GO DOWN THE LINE.
TELL US YOUR NAME, WHERE YOU'RE FROM AND YOUR OCCUPATION, OK?
SO STARTING HERE, J.C.
>> HI, MY NAME IS J.C.
I'M FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, I'M A REAL ESTATE
MANAGER.
>> James: A REAL ESTATE MANAGER FROM CALIFORNIA.
OK.
SEVEN?
>> MY NAME IS SEVEN.
I'M FROM NEW JERSEY.
I DO AUTO RESTORATION.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> James: OH.
THAT IS A GREAT WAY OF SAYING YOU'RE A MECHANIC, SEVEN.
I LOVE IT!
OK.
JEFF, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
>> YEAH, MY NAME IS JEFFREY.
I'M FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA AND I'M A STUDENT OUTREACH
SPECIALIST.
YEAH.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> James: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
YOU, DIANE, I WOULD LET JEFF TALK ME TO SLEEP EVERY SINGLE
NIGHT.
JEFF, JUST SAY A LITTLE SOMETHING ELSE FOR US.
>> YEAH, HOW ARE YOU DOING, JAMES?
>> James: OK.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW, DIANE, I'M GOING TO LET YOU ASK THE GUYS ONE QUESTION.
YOU ASK ONE QUESTION, AND THE THREE OF THEM WILL ANSWER.
IT COULD BE ANY QUESTION YOU WANT.
WE COULD LOSE THE PHONE THING, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT A GREAT LOOK
FOR YOU, DIANE.
YOU CAN ASK THE THREE GUYS ONE QUESTION.
IT COULD BE ANYTHING YOU WANT, AND THEY EACH HAVE TO ANSWER
THAT QUESTION.
SO WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
YOU CAN RUN A QUESTION BY ME FIRST, IF YOU WANT TO CHECK, OR
DO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY?
>> I HAVE MY QUESTION.
>> James: OF COURSE, YOU DO.
YOU'RE A LEGAL COUNSEL.
YOU HAVE ZERO [ BLEEP ] TO GIVE.
ALL RIGHT.
OK.
DIANE, WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?
GO FOR IT.
>> WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR NEXT VACATION?
>> James: DIANE, THAT IS A GREAT QUESTION!
THAT IS A GREAT QUESTION.
J.C., LET'S START WITH YOU.
WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR NEXT VACATION?
>> IT'S VERY INTERESTING.
ONE OF MY FRIENDS ASKED ME THAT, AND I MENTIONED THREE PLACES.
ONE OF THEM WAS PARIS.
>> James: OOH-LA-LA.
DO YOU SPEAK ANY FRENCH, J.C.?
>> OUI.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
SEVEN.
VACATIONING.
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO?
>> ONE OF THE PLACES I WOULD LIKE TO VISIT IS ABSOLUTELY
GREECE.
I LOVE THE GREEK CULTURE.
I WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT IT.
VISIT THE ARTIFACTS.
HANDS DOWN, GREECE.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> James: SEVEN, I GOT TO TELL
YOU, IF THIS DOESN'T WORK OUT, ME AND YOU COULD GO TO GREECE
ANYTIME YOU WANT.
JUST TWO OPEN-MINDED BROAD-MINDED GUYS, TAKING A
LITTLE RIDE ON HORSEBACK DOWN THE BEACH.
MAYBE A LITTLE LADY IN THE TRAMP WITH THE PASTA, OK?
ALL RIGHT, JEFF, VACATION.
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO HEAD?
>> UM, I'D LIKE TO, UM, GO TO SANTORINI BECAUSE IT'S BEAUTIFUL
OUT THERE AND I THINK SHE AND I WOULD LOOK BEAUTIFUL WALKING THE
BEACHES ON SANTORINI BEACH.
>> James: I FEEL LIKE I WAS ON A TALKDOWN IN A BOYS II MEN
SONG.
WHO DOES EVERYONE HERE THINK SHE SHOULD CHOOSE?
>> SEVEN!
>> James: OK.
OK.
WE'VE HEARD YOUR THOUGHTS, PARTICULARLY YOURS, SIR.
OK, DIANE, WHO'S IT GOING TO BE?
>> OH, THIS IS HARD.
TYPHOSA GUYS DID A FANTASTIC JOB.
I -- YOU GUYS DID A FANTASTIC JOB.
I'D LOVE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH EACH ONE OF THEM.
BECAUSE YOU'RE GIVING ME ONLY ONE DATE, I AM GOING TO CHOOSE
SEVEN.
>> James: THREW GO, SEVEN!
-- THERE YOU GO, SEVEN!
J.C., JEFF, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
SEVEN, WILL YOU STEP DOWN THE BACK THERE?
COME OVER AND JOIN US.
SEVEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
HOW ARE YOU?
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: SEVEN, MEET DIANE.
DIANE, MEET SEVEN.
WELL, I HAVE GOT TO TELL YOU, DIANE, I WAS SO HOPING THAT YOU
WOULD CHOOSE SOMEONE -- AND I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TWO ON A NO --
OK, THAT'S A LOT -- ON A SOME -- ON A SOME-EXPENSE-SPED DATE.
WE'RE SENDING YOU TO DOWN THE HALL RIGHT NOW FOR A DATE IN OUR
MOST INTIMATE OUTDOOR PATIOS IN ALL OF TELEVISION CITY, OK?
YOU'RE GOING TO GO UP AND HAVE A DATE, GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
I'VE A GREAT FEELING ABOUT THIS.
WE'LL CHECK IN WITH YOU LATER.
OFF YOU GO, GUYS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOE MANGANIELLO AND JENNIFER LOVE
HEWITT.
>> James: WELCOME BACK, WE ARE HERE WITH DIANE AND
SEVEN.
EVERYONE IS DYING TO KNOW HOW IT WENT.
>> HE'S A VERY NICE GUY, AND I WOULD LOVE TO STAY IN TOUCH WITH
HIM.
>> James: WELL WAIT.
HANG ON.
HANG ON SEVEN.
SEVEN?
>> YES?
>> James: YOU'VE LITERALLY SAT TOGETHER FOR 40 MINUTES.
ARE WE SAYING WE'RE GOING TO GO OUT?
WOULD YOU SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN?
YES OR NO?
>> OH, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD, YES.
ABSOLUTELY.
>> YES!
>> James: THEY'RE GOING TO GO OUT AGAIN.
THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
LOVE IS IN THE AIR IN THE "LATE LATE SHOW" WE'LL SEE YOU