(bells jingling)
(dinging)
♪ Gonna bring the feelin' show ya how ♪
♪ Got a question for you better answer now ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
- Don't get me started on Nikki Minaj.
My dad's, my friend's dad's daughter.
Friend's dad's daughter.
- So it's just friend's dad's daughter is their friend.
- Let me think of a friend's dad's, well.
- It's the same person, that's the stupidity of it.
- Got it.
You mean Joanne the scandal, JLo.
- Joanne the scammer.
♪ Scammer ♪
What did I even say?
You mean Joanne (laughs) now I always second guess
that it's scammer.
You mean Joanne the Scanner (screams).
- A little bit of this. - Good point.
- [Lilly] A little bit of this,
these things that I write in on purpose.
- Yes, absolutely. (laughs)
I love you.
- [Lilly] Wait, please put that gift on my jeans hun.
(chuckles)
- What was what, baby love?
It's still my line.
- [Lilly] Yeah, it's what was what, baby love?
We were talking about your work schedule.
- [Man] So he says, what the hell was that?
What was that baby love, I'm flexible.
- [Lilly] Oh, sorry, oh! Damn
- Oh, someone writes and don't remember.
Baby, I love you and I am honored, okay,
to spend time with you tonight.
- Forgot my phone.
- And take you to home to a. (chuckles)
♪ I'm on the edge, of glory ♪
♪ And I'm hanging on a moment with you ♪
♪ Of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment ♪
- And I'm hanging on a moment with you.
Cool, here we go.
(mumbles) (laughs)
(bleeping) man, - on a moment with you.
- hanging on a moment with you.
- Yes.
- Hanging on a moment with you.
Here we go.
♪ Of glory ♪
♪ And I'm (mumbles) ♪
♪ Of glory ♪
♪ And I'm hanging on a moment ♪
(laughs)
- Unbelievable, it's kinda crazy, right?
♪ And I'm hanging on a moment with you. ♪
- Hanging on a moment with you, let's do it.
♪ Of glory and ♪
♪ I'm hanging on a moment ♪
(laughs)
(bleep) dude, I'm so sorry.
- [Lilly] Okay, we can still have fun.
- Why?
- [Lilly] Look what I brought from my deck.
- Why?
Why do we have to have fun?
(both screaming)
Oh my goodness.
Forgot the line again.
Famous, okay?
This is so mean.
(sighs)
- [Woman] It's comedy!
- I know, okay.
Let's get this over with.
I'm gonna cry.
- [Lilly] We're totally gonna do it on a table
while listening to Closer by Ne-Yo.
- Oh, wow. (laughs)
Not what I thought you were gonna say.
Wow!
You could win American Idol.
Everyone who wins that show will for sure be rich,
famous, and relevant for all their (laughs).
- [Lilly] For all their life.
(inhales deeply)
- I think this my new thing I've discovered.
It just helps you so much.
- 10 years from now she's on My Strange Addiction.
I did this collab, with this girl. (laughs)
- My Strange Addiction.
I just know we're gonna be best friends forever.
- [Both] Like, Katy.
(laughs)
- [Woman] Use the grapes to massage those tongue.
(chuckles)
(indistinct conversation)
(scoffs)
(laughs)
- Oh do you want 'em back?
You guys, are like.
- [Lily] The production up here.
(bleep) Watch out Steven Spielberg.
You have a lot to learn, you should start now.
- Oh, I warned you guys.
You have a lot to learn.
Yeah, you should.
- [Woman] Your magazines.
(screams)
You have a lot to learn, Lilly.
(screams)
You have a lot to learn.
Oh my God.
(laughs)
You've got a lot to learn.
(cheers)
Thanks, guys.
Bingo.
Wait, tell me the best 16 positions to be on.
- [Lilly] 16? - That doesn't make sense.
Everywhere.
Guys love it.
- Ouch.
- (bleep) me.
- All right.
Wrong side, Orbit.
You gonna pay for Orbit?
- Hopefully after this I will!
♪ I don't know who's gonna kiss you when I'm gone ♪
♪ So I'm gonna love you now like it's all I have ♪
♪ I know it'll kill me when it's over ♪
♪ I don't want to think about it ♪
♪ I want you to love me now ♪
♪ I don't know who's gonna kiss you when I'm gone ♪
♪ But, I'm gonna love you now, like it's all I have ♪
♪ I know it'll kill me when it's over ♪
♪ I don't want to think about it ♪
♪ I want you to love me now ♪
♪ Love me now ♪
♪ Oh, love me now ♪
- We we're so aggressive. - Ah, I know.
- I'm so sorry. - No, it's all good.
- My lip is totally bleeding. - Is it?
- And they didn't even write your name on it.
Aren't you offended?
'Cause I am.
(laughs)
- I'm sensitive. I'm offended by a judgmental.
- We're almost 30.
(mumbles)
- I'm offended.
(laughs)
- Like, you know, whatever.
- How was your holiday shopping?
Did you get holiday presents?
(laughs)
I'm sorry, can I see a (bleep) script?
- I get to do it again. (laughs)
- Because I'm bi-sexual, now everything I do
is adultery, isn't it?
(both laughs)
- [Man] We can make a real difference.
- Huh.
(both laughs)
- [Lilly] Your fantasies, okay?
You're unreal.
(laughs)
- Why are we hear?
(laughs)
The correct word is quoked.
(Lilly laughs)
- That's me.
(mumbles)
(chuckles)
- That's me.
(laughter)
- [Woman] I didn't know what facial expression to make.
(laughs)
- Those are carb free right?
- No.
- Yeah. - No.
- Oh God. - You're fine.
- No, I'm not.
- [Justin] Lilly, you are really upsetting me right now!
- Not the line.
- [Justin] What's the line?
(laughs)
- Sorry, I just got off work.
I'm gonna freshen up a little bit.
We'll do that again?
Thanks guys, appreciate it.
I'm a trained professional.
Just want everyone to know.
- Sue me.
- I can't do this anymore.
- Stop overreacting, it's not like I was cheating.
- I don't know the line, sorry.
You must be a ladies man because I believe you
even though I know you're lying,
and you're gonna watch another episode without me.
- Lilly.
(Lilly snoring)
Jesus Christ, Lilly!
- You're always talking.
(laughs)
- Lilly. - Stop talking.
(Lilly snores)
- Unbelievable.
Un (bleep) believable.
(laughs)
- Okay, I'll try to not show so much cleavage,
but I mean, if we want it to be a good video.
(laughs)
Am I being a basic hoe and drinking this whole thing now?
Three and three. - Bam.
- [Man] Switch the middle fingers.
- [Lillie] Yeah, three and three.
And then switch the middle fingers.
- Bam.
- [Lillie] Boom, yeah, all right, great.
- This is so sick. - Cool.
- I'm being awkward.
Real life, real life.
- Okay, I'll laugh and act like, I have never,
we don't know that it's coming.
- Great, okay.
So, my parents were just really confused about what I did.
- Okay, should I wait to laugh?
- You should wait to laugh, yeah.
Okay, so my parents. (Chelsea laughs)
- Girlboss, but there's a dollar sign right before it,
so dollar sign, Girlboss, okay?
- That's supposed to be a hashtag, that's a typo, my bad.
- So now, we'll pretend to talk to each other.
- Okay great.
- So you have such pretty eyelashes.
- Thank you.
This is an average amount of fun.
- And thank you for being here,
I actually also don't want to be here today.
- I know, I'm really scared of you.
- Yeah, okay, well good.
I am glad.
(laughs)
And I'm gonna be interrupting you,
because you keep repeating yourself.
- Thank you. - So, no.
- It was okay.
- Are those your real eyes?
- They are.
- They look like contacts.
- Oh well, that's racist.
- Oh, whoopsie.
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