do you ever wake up in the morning and
you're like hey instead of having
breakfast today I'm going to make a
veget style evening gown or is it just
me I have this really scratchy gold
fabric that I bought like 2 years ago so
I'm just going to use it because you
know life is full of
surprises the train came roaring round a
curve peanut butter a baldheaded man in
a restaurant said wait my Coco's cool
the waiter said if your Coco's cold put
on your hat you fool it ain't going to
rain no
more I'm not going to explain what I'm
doing cuz I have no idea what I'm doing
I just popped in some
pins and I'm kind of hoping they would
stay
so my main goal is as little sewing as
possible cuz I'm a lazy ass and I
haven't eaten breakfast so I'm just
going to like hand sew it in Str
strategical places and hopefully it
won't fall apart you know if it if it
does fall apart though like it's not
really that much of a problem like it's
not like I have a gin evening to
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attend I just made a hole in my th what
a great way to start the
day I wasn't entirely sure what to do
with the Hem so I just zigzagged the
crap out of it it's 21st century you
know when you buy clothes from a shop
they're never hemmed anyway you know
like skirts and dress is my right my
right and also I wasn't sure how to
close the dress so I'm just closing it
with a brooch in
front and yeah so me now I'm just going
to Glam myself up
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all glammed up let's try it on boys and
girls because your mom is getting hungry
damn it
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okay so I'm dying right now because not
only have I not eaten breakfast but also
this is the hottest thing I've ever worn
and I don't mean like you know hot no
it's actually super warm because I think
the fabric is practically like 100%
plastic and I've used two layers of it
so it's basically like walking around in
a sleeping bag wouldn't recommend to
anyone unless you want to sweat like
that Kim Kardashian workout oh my god do
I have wrinkles oh my oh my God I'm
quite happy with the dress actually it
makes me look a little bit fatter than I
actually am but like who cares and also
it's a little bit too short but then you
know life is short and um no one
complains and also what's cool is that
because I used two layers it's kind of
like it has a lining so it's not like
you know raw fabric underneath it's
actually like
professional so um so yeah if you if you
are ever invited to the Golden Globes at
the last minute and you're like hey I'm
kind of going for this 1940s Mar and
Monro look and they're like yeah but you
have an hour uh now you know what to do
so the real question about all of this
right now is what am I going to have for
breakfast see you in another
video oh my God this is so hot
uh