Top of the morning to you ladies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to TABG
We had Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, but now we have Totally Accurate Battlegrounds
Yes, another battle royale game to throw into the mix, but if you remember a little while ago, I played Totally Accurate--
I played the zombie version of it
It was a DayZ ripoff
And it was kind of fun because you were going around shooting zombies as the rag dolls with Totally Accurate Battle Simulator,
that was really hilarious. But now they've actually gone out and made a battle royale version of the game, which I think is awesome
I think that's really clever and really fun because everybody else is making
Battle royale games so why not turn them on its head and make them super goofy?
Um, so, I can randomize my clothes. Oh, what do I want to be?
Ooh that's good!
That's good. I look like some sort of overgrown Russian teenager
Ah... no.
That makes me look like I'm a stereotypical terrorist. I don't want to look like that.
Oooh Frenchy boy!
There it is
There it is everybody
Señor Tasch!
Okay. I have no idea how to play this or anything
but I just want to get in and play because it looks, it looks really fun from the screenshots
and the trailers and everything that I've seen it looks hilarious
and there seems to be a lot of people playing it so hopefully you get into a round pretty...
Quickly [laughs]
[Indistinguishable noises]
I don't know how I make sense of... [laughs] Aw the way the characters just bounce around.
Ohh we're on the cluster trucks.
Oh my god, everyone's flying. What?
OH GOD [laughing]
You go flying!
Holy shit, that's fun!
OWW
Okay, maybe not for me because I landed in the arse hole of nowhere
So now have no weapons or anything. Really wish it ran better
Ring progress 26% Hey, what is this?
Okay, I got a helmet apparently. That's good right? Don't shoot please I are new!
Ooooh guns
Server disconnect
Lovely! I finally figured out what I was doing and I was getting ready to go, it was great!
Why am I playing in the U.S. West servers, what's happening? All right, we're in again
Let's see where we're going. I love just seeing them fly through the air. That's so awesome.
POOSH
WAAA-HOO-hoo-hoo-hoo
I want to land right in the middle of these things.
I love how ridiculously over-the-top that is. Okay, there we go. Picking stuff up. I got an axe
Okay, I keep going to click things to build like I'm playing Fortnite or something I'm paying too much Fortnite
What the hell is that sound?
I don't know but I have a gun, that's good. I mean your good is the first step towards killing people
What is that thing?! What are these things?!
Oh are you the ring progress? Am I gonna start getting hurt out here? I don't know what's going on.
Oh, oh, oh, I gotta go I gotta go. How do I get into the first seat? No, get in the front you fuck!
WEEEE
Oh, oh, sweet mother of God, okay. We're off to the races!
Alright I need to get inside this, I didn't realize it closes off
That's actually really cool. OW! Those pillars come in and just close off the entire arena
That's badass. I love that. Okay, I hear someone
As long as I get a few kills I'll be happy. I don't need to win
There's a knife there. No one needs a knife.
I also love that I'm not even controlling my bike
I'm just willing it through the power of Zeus. There's a guy right there
Did he just throw a bunch of arrows at him?
I have no ammo?! Why weren't you reloaded?!
God dammit. I was killed by Roadkill? Is that actually his name? Bye-bye. Damn it. I
Can also just lie on the ground by going bluhh
Just ragdolling my way down. What else are ragdolls good for? Oh, no, this is being pro, what am I talking about
Oh my god [laughing]
Pressing G is "gangster"
That's what I'm doing apparently
Hi
Want some beatboxin'? It's free! Okay, I'm gonna win this one. I believe it.
My god the framerate might as well
Be being siphoned through my ass. There's nothing underneath me. There are no buildings
Game is fucked
okay, but I got an LMG and that's fantastic. I dunno what half of these things do
Why do my things not come out loaded? I don't know a knock-back retain a volley grenade
How do I equip those? How do I use those? I don't know, I should look at the buttons
Shame banana there. Look at the banana suit. Did you do anything? I want a banana
Servers motherfuck weenie. All right. It's going to
work
Okay, I believe in that I believe that that's really what's gonna happen
I tried to play in an EU server, but there's nobody playing on them. They had like
five players Toronto Wow Wow
Where we going I don't know but I'm happy to be here
And you can really just say he'll catch you oh
god, aah
Oh
My knees. Okay. There's a bite here. We can use this. Please don't disconnect, baby
Baby sneaky stealthy the man entered in to
Reload this bad point, right?
He didn't even stand and fight
Hello friend, would you like to punch with me maybe beatbox?
Well be best friends with me come my birthday
My mom makes great crackers. I
Swear, we can beatbox together realize
Food - Japan food. Ok game search game on bro. See you in the arena. Oh,
It's my favorite part get him so far speed up the fucking Kareem myself all the way across the back
Ok, stop beatboxing for the love of God baby's got a gun and he's ready to use it
Wasn't there another hose here? Could I check that one? No all alone we go in the window the turbine. Hey a bicycle Bing Bing
bling-bling rolling desk coming through
Oh
It's like when I biked across the fields of Holland that time feels just like it
Hey, I don't want to die in the first round
But they just waited out
Everybody else seems to know how the game works a lot better than I do by now and I I feel very bad for look
at my guy
Look at him go
Isn't that the face of a winner?
That's the face of a guy you want to see succeed. You want to see him do well in life cuz you believe in I
Want to kill you, come here, Oh, imma get him. Oh he gonna get it. He'd go and get it
Derek come back. I'm not do too badly. I have no kills, but I've a smile on my face
I really want to use this. Can I get a chance to use this?
This is one of those grenades that I saw the other guy use
Destroyed and it rains down arrows upon everybody. I want to use that. I
Have a feeling I'm gonna die though
It's okay cuz I you got a PMA Oh Oh weird word my bike go. Oh
No, I do not want to get trapped in here sir, sir, no no bicycles. Okay. I got this
These are really intimidating also really badass, I love that
That's such a cool way of doing like the the storm kind of thing
I've been drinking. I think I had a really good bit of Jemison before I came out here in the divine field
Oh, I want to get crushed by one of these. Okay, there's 17 of life. This is the best I've ever done so far. I
shot at a guy he made best friends of them didn't kill him but
Go for a picnic next week
That's awesome
I don't care what anybody says that's cool. I really wish some other games that do big spectacles like that my skills Rob
Hey, oh, you're never even writing these it's good for your health
Makes you feel good. Oh my god. I mean I guess
That's a helmet I could do with one of those Thanks. Okay
Bling-bling. Oh, my guy looks cute. He looks like he's ready to go
He looks like he's ready for the day at work with dad that
Worked that worked real nice. Oh
My god, he's a shopper he's a shopping. Oh, I'm so dead. I'm so dead
You should be bro do shoot me bro
Yes, oh
Sweet mama, June. Oh
That was awesome. I did it
Okay time to randomize my cones they know that that guy is coming they know to look for sombrero guy
boo
moccasins with an Adidas and a No
Oh French boy hang it in there Mike given the old one too easy
Imma go up into the face and punch punch left. Right right in the jugular. I'ma knock him out kill him dead
I'm just gonna launch myself somewhere and hope for the best
Okay a helmet for my voice. I'd fucking riot shield for my boy. I
Don't want this mothering. Geez. I can't even see him. Hello his kicks coming frolicking at me. I
Don't like that
can they just
Forget him. No I didn't. Oh I'm again
That's incredible. Oh
I love it. Okay, come on to a winner with this one. We don't he just do that here. I come here comes Speed Racer
Now what?
How'd you survive that up treat
Yes, not all he killed me. Oh, but my plan was foolproof. I
Feel like that should have killed him right Wow. Uh, yeah, check out the brand new whip y'all. I
Landed somewhere over here
Baby bitch
What?
Oh dear, you survive the wrath of Jack?
Hey, this is where I died last time
- Eenadu crime I am stuck in my car. I could see inside my own head
Maybe should've had a careless
My does fuck now remember kids don't shoot and drive. Okay now stay there car
I'll be back baby. All right, 14 a laugh
I think we could do this. I think you could do pretty good with this have a care. No, though, which is better Oh
Care screwed. Alright we're going on so well, I know why oh
I'm home map
Well, hey didn't know that
Okay tralala look at my guy I'm not happy go lucky he is I
Love him. He is my son. He is my child and he is my boy and I shall protect him at all costs
There's nine alive
We can do this
That is a
That's scary that is a badass magnum revolver
But I don't really want that I do what the helmet though
Oh, sorry to get rid of your your hat and make you look like a thumb head but it's needed
Okay, the last care I had was suck in the ground. This one is stuck over the graph make up your mind people
Mysoline circle nope, oh, but she's drivable
Look out everybody the winners coming through
Oh
Terracor oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh, no
It was a guy here. I think I saw a guy here. I did I
Thought guy here
Yes
Though he was pronin up there healing I think he was healing ah
There's six alive. I
Wanted em as jackaboy. I'ma just throw one of these I have oh, ah,
Jesus oh it's gonna do it. It's gonna do it do the plump
Yeah
It's so cool
Okay, what did you have I don't know
I'm getting a bunch of shit Oh God, big big wall man, big big boy
Whatever the gun this is here a fuckin he had a lot of ammo for this I
Him he said he said what he one guy left
Oh
Fit the dust I taste the de taint of defeat. Oh
It was fun
Damn, well known everybody
Well done, whoa played everybody man. This is awesome. I like this game a lot
My favorite part about it is the ring system because a lot of games have like like fortnight
Pope GE and realm royale and everything they all have like
Fog or storms or circles coming in that electrocute you or hurt you over time and everything. I've never seen it done like this
Where you can just get like blocked off from everything or the big
giant pillars going through the sky are just really badass to look at a
storm coming in is not that cool to look at but a picture Pilar's coming in plumping down and closing as you
Indianajones your way into it. That's cool. Good job in them for that. That's my favorite part this game so far
The floppy physics of it and everything can get a little bit annoying if you're taking it super seriously
Which I'm not because it's just a goofy little
Version of like pokey and everything and I love it
I think this is really really fun to play the goofiness of it is making it better
I like how I like a goofy some of the Battle Royale games are getting that's one of the reasons
I like fortnight a whole lot is because it doesn't take itself too seriously
And a lot of people say it's cartoony and it's childish forever, whatever
I just like how it doesn't take itself too. Seriously
so it has like superhero skins and
I like that stuff. So you could just jump into a battle you jump off a parody boss into a battle
We're leaving lightning trails behind you as you're dressed as a giant tomato, man. The dead stuff is fun. And this just further
Exemplifies that sort of silliness to the genre and I like that kind of stuff. That's that's fun
I think that that's what keeps it invigorating and it keeps it. Um
Visually appealing to me at least. The only thing I complain about is that the lag is just insane
It's way too much and maybe it's cuz I'm playing on a uswest server born
I played on EU I had like six people in the server with me in the round didn't even start my wait
Waited like ten minutes
So that wasn't too fun
butt
Overall, really really enjoyed really really fun game
Thank you guys so much watching this episode. If you liked it punch that like button in the face like
a boss and
high fives all around
*WAPOOSH**WAPOOSH* But, thank you guys and I will see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
(Outro Music) :D
Uggg French matrix, man