Hey guys
So let me start of this video by saying we recently reached a goal that
seven years ago I never even thought was possible (for me, at least)
and this goal just so happens to be-
Drum roll please
Hello?
I can't give you a drum roll if you have the drumsticks
Yeah but that's for dessert
I want the drumroll
I only have the sticks for the drum; you have the drumroll sticks
Taste like bad pun
We just reached 10 million subscribers! (Party horns)
What? No
Well who's going to clean this up?
Oh, it was just editing
Anyway on a serious note, thank you guys so much
I know I used to make a thank you video after every one million subscribers and I haven't
made one since the six million subscriber video
But the reason for that is because those
videos never get many views, so I figured you guys don't like to watch them because they're
not that interesting, but it doesn't mean that I'm any less grateful for all the love
and support that you guys show me
And I know I always say I have the best fans in the world but the more I think about it,
you guys are more than just fans to me, you're- you're lamps
Don't get me wrong having fans are awesome they make you feel like
you're
well, cool
The thing is fans come and go
When you're the new hottest thing, they're fanning all
over you
But once you go cold they find the next hot thing to fan
Lamp are more than that, they're like friends
Even when you're not the hot topic and you go
completely cold, lamps never leave you
In fact, when you're cold, they actually give you warmth
And no matter what shape or size, I don't need to know what
they look like, I know that when I hit that switch,
lamps are gonna be there for me in my darkest times
(High pitched voice) Amen to that Ryan!
(Gasps, shrieks)
(Lamp crashes to the floor) Oh my God, Little Lamp!
(Little Lamp groans)
Little Lamp, I didn't know it was you, I didn't know
(Weakly) I landed... right on my bulbs
You- your what?
My bulbs
Wha- balls?
My bulb!
Oh, your bulb!
Listen to me, Ryan
What is it, Little Lamp?
I want you to forget about me, move on
find another lamp
I can't do that Little Lamp, you-
you've always been my Little Lamp
There's a lot of other lamps in the sea
They won't work
they're gonna be all wet
Just remember one thing
What is it?
Fi- five
Five what?
Five- five second rule
What?
The drumstick, it's stil good...
(Faded) No, no!
Little Lamp, Little Lamp!
(Dinging noise, uplifting music plays)
(Coins bleeping)
(Bird tweeting, squawks)
(Fireworks whistling)
(Unicorn twinkling)
(Little Lamp, quietly) Hi!
(Unicorn neighs)
(Ryan moans in pain, Lamp cries)
(Mouthing) "Little Lamp!
(Mouthing) Bad lamp!
(Little Lamp inhales sharply)
(Whispering) Little Lamp
Am- am I burnt out?
No, you're fine, everything's gonna be all light now
Oh, wow
Yeah, apparently I just have to change your bulb every now and then
I didn't- I mean who woulda...
(Little Lamp) Hey
Do you- do you still have that drumstick from earlier?
(Laughing) We can get all the drumsticks you want, buddy
I haven't a drumstick in so long, the chocolate
(With the scone) Come on, let's get outta here
so much sprinkles-
(Little Lamp breaks, Ryan gasps)