- This is 24 days of happiness.
- Yeah
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- [Joe] I did not expect that consistency.
- Hey guys!
Today we are here to rank Christmas advent calendars.
- [Ryan] Oh yeah.
There's so many flavors here.
- [Tom] Advent calendars, they've got chocolates in there.
Usually pretty low quality chocolates.
- [Joe] You just wake up one day
and decide to eat all of them.
That's me.
- [Clauds] I would eat everyone else's calendars
because I'd finish my own in a day. (laughs)
I don't think I've had an advent calendar
since I was like maybe 13.
- We all know that you can get a $2 one at Target or Kmart.
And the chocolate's gonna taste like a crayon,
but you can get some that actually have decent chocolate.
- I need
variety.
If they're all the same, like little Santa Head
I'm not really vibing that.
- Maybe like a bonus factor of like fun
like funness and like it's got funny pictures.
- I want decent amounts of chocolate.
- This is my first ranking video, so I kind of just wanna go
through the whole spiel of it, right?
So we have super God, is that right?
God. - Mm hm
- Okay.
Meh, and then my favorite,
Nah.
- Yeah.
(shimmering sound) - [Tom] Ah
- [Clauds] Ooh.
- [Tom] Everyone loves Peppa pig.
It's everyone's favorite pig.
Can you find nine differences between the two pictures.
See that's a bonus factor of fun for me.
That's gotten my tick of approval there.
- The variety is not happening here.
We've got a square of chocolate.
- Oh cute. It's got a little present on it.
- I have a little wreath.
- That's not even Peppa pig themed.
- No. Oh my God.
I thought they would've put a pig on it.
- [Ryan] Okay,
I'm preparing myself for the worst here.
- Classic. This is standard milk chocolate.
- Yeah. It doesn't blow you out of the water or anything
like that, but it does give you your chocolate hit.
- I can taste cheap Easter chocolate.
That's what I'm getting.
- Do you reckon that the company was like, all right
Easter is over.
Let's like melt that down and put it into..
- Into squares. (laughs) - This packet?
- I'm gonna say
it's a God tier. (tinkling sound)
for what it is. - I'm going super God
(tinkling sound) 'Cause like.
I don't know how you can be better than this.
- This is what I expected from the lower priced advent
calendars.
Meh. (popping sound)
- I feel like I'll get my Buzzfeed rating license revoked
if I give it anything more than a meh.
(popping sound)
(shimmering sound) - [Tom] Oh my god
it's Cadbury.
- [Clauds] You know it's gonna be good when it's Cadbury.
- Oh, we've got another spot the difference.
- Another spot the difference.
- Okay then the spot the difference before had nine.
This one has five.
- Okay.
- So like less effort now.
- Less challenging.
- It's not a cube.
You know what you're gonna get with it.
It's like the stock standard glass and a half.
- [Joe] It's gonna be dairy milk.
- Oh, very good. - Much way better.
- Creamier, bit richer..
- They've not given us any flavor variations but the shape,
it's fun.
- That's like classic Cadbury taste actually.
- Yeah.
- I'm going to give the Cadbury advent calendar a okay
(popping sound) because,
you know what you're gonna get.
- I'm gonna give this a Meh.
(popping sound) Cadbury!
- Yeah.
- Give me more than the bloody Peppa pig, Kmart brand one.
- It's good quality chocolate and it's decent size servings,
and it has a spot the difference on the back.
- Pretty solid.
- So that's a super God. (tinkling sound)
- Yeah, I'll go super God (tinkling sound)
as well, fuck it.
- Are you gonna put all the chocolate in Super God?
- I don't know.
I kind of might have to because I start...
- You started so high.
- I started really high.
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- [Ryan] This is Koko Black
Turban to Betsy.
- This is a fancy one.
- I'm not familiar with Koko Black.
- [Ryan] It is a Aussie chocolate company.
It's fully bricks and mortar store.
Like you go in, you pick and select your chocolates.
It's like, it's pricey but it's good quality.
- [Tom] Baileys, do you want Baileys?
- [Ryan] Christmas pudding.
They've got festive flavors.
- Christmas pudding, time to go.
- Oh my god, yummy!
- Hmm, I'm not like a fancy sort of chocolate guy.
- Very, very, very soft.
- I like it.
I really like fancy chocolate.
- It's perfect.
- As much as I wanna give it super God
I'm gonna give it God because (tinkling sound)
I knew what I was getting.
It didn't surprise.
- This is the superest of super gods
(tinkling sound) when it comes to advent
calendars.
- I'm gonna say it's a God. (popping sound)
- I'm gonna go okay (popping sound)
for this one.
- You know someone could accidentally open it
on your coffee table.
Think it's a coffee table book
and then get some beautiful chocolate choc.
- Mm.
(shimmering sound)
- [Clauds] Elf on the shelf edition.
- What is Elf on the shelf.
I've heard of just before.
- Is basically Santa's little helpers that are purchased
by parents.
And yeah, you move it around the house.
It's a little fun game.
The kids are like, Ooh, it's over here today ooh!
(Ryan laughs)
- Oh it's got a puzzle on the back.
- Nice. - I love that.
- There is candy or toys in this Box.
- I'm glad you took the time to read it because I probably
would've just opened one and tried to eat it.
- Rainbow drops.
- [Ryan] It's candies.
Mm, that's good.
- Okay.
- They're like bootleg Skittles.
Oh wow!
- Wow, the most fun riveting toy your child will ever need.
- If I opened my, you know, day 14
and I had like a toy instead of chocolate
I would not be happy.
- It was a surprise
'Cause I haven't had a candy advent calendar before.
- Yeah interesting.
- It's skin colored?
(Clauds laughs)
I don't think any lolly should be skin colored.
- I'm offended.
I'm giving this a meh. (popping sound)
- Kind of like toys but I don't want the toys.
I'm gonna give it an okay. (popping sound)
- I'm gonna give this a God. (tinkling sound)
- A God?
- 'Cause I made a friend today.
- Okay. (popping sound)
'Cause it's giving fun and variety.
(shimmering sound)
- What even is that? - How do you say that? NoMo?
This is vegan so it's free from dairy, gluten eggs and nuts.
- Fun.
- So you know it's gonna be cardboard with cardboard
chocolate inside. (laughs)
- Vegan chocolate can be a hit or miss, I reckon.
- 12 caramel and sea salt, 12 creamy choc.
- I think my one is caramel.
I can smell it.
- Okay.
This is awesome.
- I had caramel sea salt and it tasted like
crunchy or violet crumble.
- I think this is actually quite nice.
- I like that I couldn't tell that this was vegan.
- Mm yeah.
- That was pretty rock and roll.
- Mm.
- I don't find the flavor that like good.
- Mm
- So I'm gonna give a nah. (popping sound)
- Mm, I don't think, I think it's a God.
(popping sound) I think
for the fact that it is free of everything.
- Yeah free, free from taste. (laughs)
(Clauds laughs)
- I wanna rank this one super God
(popping sound) because I am super impressed.
- I'm right there with you. (popping sound)
This is in fact a super God.
- Yeah.
(shimmering sound)
- Okay. (thudding sound)
- [Tom] Mama Mia! This is a big hefty one.
- I can just tell by looking at it.
We are going to get actual caramel.
- Is it like an advent favorites box?
- There's crunchy, there's Fredo, there's Boost.
- I got a moray.
- Oh, what do you know more dair....
Oh, a boost.
Okay.
- Well this is like... - I got a strawberry fredo.
Not a fan.
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- I love strawberry fredo.
- I mean in terms of like taste, like I know what this
tastes like so..
- Yeah.
For inventiveness, this is awesome.
- You've kind of gotta prop it as well in your house.
Like you can't just like put this, I don't know
behind the cupboard.
Like you gotta have it on the mantle piece
- (laughs) is that where you put your advent calendars
behind your cupboard?
- And you get more chocolate which I think value wise,
that's good.
- Yeah. Bigger chocolate.
- I don't know.
I feel like I just have to judge them a little harder
because it's Cadbury, right?
It is an institution.
So this is an okay. (popping sound)
- I'll give it a God. (tinkling sound)
- Like yeah, its a God. (tinkling sound)
- God. (tinkling sound)
(shimmering sound)
- [Tom] No freaking way.
- I did not know Lindt
did advent calendars. - Lindt Teddy.
- [Ryan] We are flying to Switzerland and this is
the good stuff.
- There's like spot the difference, connect the dots,
find the teddy the gifts.
- Oh my god it has heaps of games.
- Lindt Teddy. They're gonna be teddies.
- No they're not. That's a ball.
- They all have teddies on them
- Yeah
- which is super cute.
- I want my Lindt balls.
- [Ryan] Yeah.
- [Tom] Oh, premium chocolate, you can have that one.
- Oh my god!
- Okay, what is that?
I need it.
- It's like Kinder surprise.
It's got white milk chocolate in the middle.
- That's so good.
- That's pretty good quality actually.
- Lindt is amazing, super God. (tinkling sound)
- This was scrumpdiddlyumptious.
Super God. (tinkling sound)
- Yeah, that's super God. (tinkling sound)
- Amazing super God. (tinkling sound)
Don't have to think about that.
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- Let's go Lindt.
You ahh....
- Here for the teddies.
- It's a good way of teaching kids patience with chocolate.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
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