(laughs rambunctiously) - So good!
- This is Zeta's one, isn't it?
- This is not a traditional drunk food,
and I'm so here for it. - Popcorn chicken is, like,
the best thing that they've done since the moon landing.
So well done, America.
You've nailed it.
- Today, we are trying each other's drunk foods.
- Whoever has the most points wins,
so we just did a video ranking vodka cruises.
Turns out vodka cruises gets you a bit drunk.
- I'm five out of 10 drunk. - I'm, like, a five or six
out of 10. - Maybe, like, a six.
- Oh, I'm stone cold sober, baby.
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No, I'm just kidding.
It's, like, maybe, like, seven out of 10.
- [Tom] What are you looking for in the other drunk orders?
- Yummy, carby, soak it, like, soak it all up vibes.
- My order is five hash browns but however many you want.
Sometimes just one isn't enough, so you get, like,
five or 50. - We have a little mystery bag
from our friend, Ronald McDonald.
(laughs rambunctiously)
Hash brown. - This is Zeta's one,
isn't it? - Another hash brown.
- It's literally just potato.
It's just hash brown. - It's another hash brown.
- I'm gonna take a stab here,
but there's only one person in the whole entire world
who would order just a big, fat amount of hash browns,
that's a Zeta Morgan. - What?
- I love it!
I actually would be so stoked to have this, like, drunk.
- Right?! - Yeah, hell yeah!
- Hash browns are delicious, but this is too many.
(burps)
- They're pretty good, actually.
- Carby, tick tick tick. - This is not doing it for me.
- Hash browns are good.
Like, I don't disagree with that.
It's just getting a fucking shit-ton
of them doesn't mean it's a good meal.
- Love it.
Yeah, eight out of 10. - This is crazy to me.
I'm gonna give this, like, five out of 10.
- I'm ranking this one a seven out of 10.
It's good.
I enjoyed it.
I just want a little bit more variety, you know?
Is that too much to ask? - So I've gone
for the humble HSP.
And if drunken foods are arts,
then the HSP is the Jackson Pollack
because they just get a bunch of little chippies,
a bunch of meat,
and then they just cover the fuck out of it
with, like, sauces.
So we're going for a sweet little sweet chili and garlic.
It's the superior drunken food,
and I won't listen to anything otherwise.
- Is this snack pack? - It might be.
- Oh, my God!
Oh, this looks disgusting. - If you've never had this,
you haven't lived. - Classic drunk meal.
This is fucking drunk meal o'clock right over here.
- What is this, guys?
What is that?
Is this beef? - It's a bit of chips,
it's a bit of meat, it's a bit of sauce.
That's all you're getting, but it's delicious.
- It's, basically, all you want and more.
It's so good.
So good! - I normally go chicken
on snack packs.
These fries are also skinny fries,
which we love the thick fries for a snack pack, I feel.
- Okay, we got some sour cream sauce what looks like.
- [Zeta] I thought it was sour cream.
I got so-- - Yeah, but you--
- Sour cream isn't a sauce option!
- [Tom] This is actually garlic sauce.
- Garlic? - What's a holy trinity?
- [Zara] Barbecue, sweet chili, and garlic.
- That's my one! - That's the holy trinity.
- That's what you want!
(unintelligible mumbling)
- I need chicken salt on the fries.
- This beef is quite good, actually.
- I'm gonna rate this a nine.
As a drunk meal, this is fucking lit.
- This is, like, a four out of 10 for me.
It's just, like, not appetizing.
I don't think I would eat this.
I think I would, like,
pick all the beef off and have the chippies.
- If I'm drunk, and I am, this hits the spot.
You gotta give it an 8.5.
Anything less than that's lying to yourself.
- You know in Sydney, like, most places close at 9:00 p.m.?
So I'm not going home at 9:00 p.m., so I will, like,
pre-plan to buy my food in advance, put it in the fridge,
and then warm it up later.
So it's a pad see ew veggie tofu just to soak it all
up in there.
In the drunk food spectrum, it's, like,
on the health side of that.
So you don't feel shit the next day.
- [Ev] If you plan for a big night and it doesn't turn
into a big night... - I'll eat it anyway.
(prolonged groan)
- Pad see ew for drunk food?
Where are you even finding a Thai restaurant?
I'm coming home at 3:00 a.m.!
There's no Thai restaurant open at 3:00 a.m.!
What are you, who did this? - So we got veggies,
we got tofu, we got egg, and these thick noodles, thick,
like, what do you call these noodles?
Like-- - Rice noodles?
- Rice noodles kind of thing, yeah.
- It's not even meat in this!
Who was responsible? - Yum.
I fucking love a pad see ew. - I've been out dancing
to Kylie Minogue all night.
I don't want vegetables. - This looks filling,
this looks tasty, it looks a bit greasy,
all the sort of things you wanna do, you know what I mean?
- All right, let's go.
- These noodles are so good. - That's pretty yummy, bud.
I'll be honest.
There's, like, little peanut-y moments.
- Yeah, this is not a traditional drunk food.
And I'm so here for it. - To be honest,
I would love a little bit of chicken in here.
No offense to tofu. - It's hitting a lot
of the right notes.
I'm very surprised.
Nutritious, healthy Harold would be very happy
that I'm eating this. - Just to be honest,
I'm gonna rate this a five.
It tastes pretty good, but a bit better were it chicken.
But it's just, it's, where are you gonna get this, you know?
- I was gonna come out here and be like two out of 10.
But, actually, whoever did this, you're very clever, you.
I'm gonna give it, like, seven out of 10.
- I think I might also have to give this a nine
because halal snack pack, I would actually get,
but this is almost yummier. - My order is a box
of chicken, what are they called?
- Popcorn. - My order is a box
of chicken popcorn. - Popcorn chicken.
- My order is a little box of popcorn chicken
and a wicked wing.
It's the best because it's chicken, and it's yummy.
And it's what I wanna eat when I'm drunk.
- KFC!
This is honestly such a good drunk food.
- Look, I love fried chicken.
I don't love KFC. - And, if you're trying
to tell me that salt and pepper were not two
of the secret herbs and spices,
then you're lying 'cause Colonel Sanders is a salt
and pepper bae. - Are these chippies?
It's popcorn chicken. - Popcorn chicken is, like,
the best thing that they've done since the moon landing.
So well done, America.
You've nailed it. - I love popcorn chicken.
- That's quite yum.
I would eat that.
I would get this and chips. - This is perfect
'cause I can picture myself on a curbside
at 2:00 a.m. eating this in a drunken stupor,
and that's what this video is all about.
- I actually don't know.
Is this the famous KFC chicken?
- That is a wicked wing. - A wicked wing!
I've never had one.
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- Oh, these are the most crunchiest ones.
Like, they're so good. - Okay,
so this is your typical drunk food.
- Chicken fucking slaps! - This is quite fun
to eat, though.
I'm gonna try to throw it in my mouth.
- Hey, good. - Nine out of 10.
- What do you mean? - What do you mean?
- [Zeta] This has way less nutritional value
than a fucking hash brown! - But it's chicken!
It's protein! - So is a potato.
- No, it's not.
And the only reason why it's not a 10 is
'cause there's no chippies. - It's doing everything
that it needs to do for my body right now,
and that means that it gets, I don't even fucking care,
this is gonna get a fucking 10 out of 10 from me.
- It's not really speaking to me.
I'm gonna give it a seven. - It's finger-licking good.
(smacking)
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- [Zeta] Tom, you won!
- Come on.
No, really?
Did I win?
That's, that's-- - Tom, you actually won.
- Really?
Oh my, oh my God.
That is actually, that has, that has made my day.
I'm so happy about that.
Thank you so much. - If you guys liked this,
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- Hey! - I just dared you.
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