[Brent]: Hello?
[Brent]: Oh, hey man. (garble)
[Brent]: Sure.
[Brent]: Huh?
[Brent]: Oh...
[Brent]: Thank you?
[Brent]: Uh...
[Brent]: I, I appreciate that man. Thanks.
[Brent]: No..?
'Brent, You've Got It Going On' [lyrics]:
Hey there Brent, I see you looking down
Don't wanna see my little buddy there with a frown
Just because I get more women than you
That's only because they don't know you like I do
Sure you're weedy, and kind of shy
But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy
They want you as their needle when they're rolling in the hay
Just hear me out when I say...
Brent, you've got it going on
The ladies'll get to know your sexuality
When they get to know your personality
I said, Brent you've got it going on
Not in a gay way, just in a 'hey mate,
I wanted to say that you're looking OK, mate.'
Why can't a heterosexual guy Tell a heterosexual guy
That he thinks his booty is fly?
Not all the time, obviously
Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem
Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable Because you're bumpable
I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable...
If I say you gotta "boom", oww, oww, come on Brent
Help me out now...
Brent, you've got it going on
[Brent]: I got it going on!
That's the conclusion that I've come to
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you!
Brent, you've got it going on
[Brent]: I... got it going on...
No doubt about it, we'd be getting crazy
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady
Mmm! If one of us was a lady!
And I was your man, if I was your man...
Well sometimes it gets lonely...
And I need a woman And then I imagine you with some bosoms
In fact, one time when we were at a Gathering
And I was really lonely
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel
I put a wig on you.
When you were sleeping, I put a wig on you
And, mmm, mmm-mm, mmmm
And I just laid there and spooned you
Oh, um, Brent you got it going on.
[Brent]: Can I please have a look at the lyrics?
[Brent]: This is... uh...
[Brent]: This is another one of your weird songs, man.
[Brent]: What was that part about
[Brent]: "Sometimes I put a wig on you
[Brent]: when we're at Gatherings?"
[Brent]: Well, that's definitely a bit gay.
[Brent]: Putting a wig on me while I'm asleep..?