I know right! Like everybody knows that. Or do they?!
Hi! I'm Skeet Ulrich.
I play FP Jones on Riverdale and today I will be reading some of your fan
theories. And we know you guys are crazy, so let's see what you came up with.
That's my answer to that.
Whoa! Alright, just trying to kill me.
Well, I'm not buying into it.
I thought it was was highly inappropriate and I was really upset for my boy.
My boy should've punched him in the face.
What was that?!
Me too.
Well, she has one. And we haven't seen it, so she's hiding it. But I'm not gonna tell you where it is.
And it's something only FP or Hal would know.
You're definitely fired now.
Wow!
I don't know that I would actually punch Hiram in the face,
so much as I would shoot him in the head.
So, that's how that would go.
That was so measured.
I think there's no way in hell FP would ever support that
considering that Veronica's Hiram's daughter, obviously. And I don't think
she'd really like Jughead if I killed her father.
Well, maybe she would actually.
I agree.
But, I'm not a vampire.
So, I have a little bit of disagreement with that.
It's dark because it's a dark show. The show wouldn't work in the light.
So no, we're not vampires and I'm not gonna suck your blood or anything else.
Alright, alright, alright.
Look how long this one is.
Is that not happening already?
Yeah. I think you're right on with what we're up to.
But don't tell anyone.
This is gonna go bad for me. Jesus!
I got none of them.
Hmm. I didn't notice that, but I
think that's pretty clever and there may be a correlation.
That, I do know!
This one doesn't say anything.
You're right — and maybe you're still right — but it's wrong for me to tell you.
So, for now, you're right.
Until you're wrong.
Right on the lens!