♪ ALL: WAY, FAR AWAY IN THE KOOKAMUNGA. ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE, IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE. ♪
♪ FALLING THROUGH ADVENTURES AT A BLISTERING PACE. ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE, IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE. ♪
♪ HE'S A BRAVE PIG RANGER IN A PRETTY COOL PLACE. ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE, IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE. ♪
♪ SHOUTING FROM THE PEEKABOO, SWINGING FROM THE TREES FROM ♪
♪ THE HEEBIE JEEBIE FOREST THROUGH THE ICY BRAINFREEZE. ♪
♪ JIGGERS IS HIS BEAVER PAL, RELUCTANT BUT DEPENDABLE, ♪
♪ THEY GOT TO WORK TO KEEP THE KOOKAMUNGA NATURAL. ♪
♪ OF COURSE, OUR SHOW ALSO HAS BAD GUYS. ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY. ♪
♪ HOORAY FOR MOOSEKNUCKLE. ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY, ♪
♪ IGGY, IGGY ARBUCKLE, IGGY. ♪
[SHATTERING GLASS].
JIGGERS: HEY, WHAT'S THE HURRY?
IGGY: THE BUS IS COMING!
JIGGERS: WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
WAIT A MINUTE, WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
IGGY: I KNOW, BUT THE NEXT BATCH OF TOURISTS
SHOULD BE ARRIVING, NOW!
NOBODY, NOT ONE TOURIST?
JIGGERS: HERE'S SOMEONE, WELCOME!
IGGY: THAT TICKLES!
[LAUGHING].
JIGGERS: SORRY.
KIRA: WHOA, WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?
ZOOP: IT'S MY "6 SANDWICHES IN ONE 'CAUSE THERE'S NO TOURISTS
HERE TO EAT THEM AND IF YOU DON'T,
I'LL HAVE TO THROW IT OUT SANDWICH" WITH MAYO.
SPIFF: THROW IT OUT, ZOOP, PLEASE!
I HAVEN'T HAD A THING TO PICK UP IN DAYS.
KIRA: YEAH, I DON'T THINK WE'VE HAD A SINGLE
TOURIST IN DAYS!
JIGGERS: AND I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY WAY
YOU CAN EAT ALL THAT!
IGGY: THINGS'LL PICK UP.
HEY, THERE'S ANOTHER BUS DUE ANY MINUTE.
LET'S ALL GO WELCOME IT, COME ON!
JIGGERS: WAIT A MINUTE, MMM DONE!
SPIFF: GOTCHA, HA-HA-HA.
JIGGERS: TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS?
SPIFF: OH YEA, BIG TIME.
CATFISH STU: REMEMBER, WE GRAB 'EM AND HUSTLE 'EM OUTTA
HERE BEFORE ANYBODY SEES 'EM.
IGGY: HAS THE BUS ARRIVED YET?
CATFISH STU: AW, SORRY, YOU JUST MISSED IT.
ROBERT: THEN WHY'RE WE WAITING HERE?
IGGY: WELCOME TO THE KOOKAMUNGA.
ZOOP: COME HAVE A NICE, ORGANIC SANDWICH AT MY STORE.
CATFISH STU: HE'S MINE!
KIRA: WANNA SEE SOME BROCHURES, MAPS...
CATFISH STU: I SAW HIM FIRST!
KIRA: WASHROOM FACILITIES?
[INAUDIBLE CHATTER].
SPIFF: AT LEAST THROW AWAY SOME TRASH!
[SIGHS].
JIGGERS: UH, THAT WENT WELL.
IGGY: YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE?
RO-BEAR: ZAT I DEED NOT GO THROUGH HEEZ KNAPSACK?
IGGY: WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT ONLY ONE TOURIST EVEN
BOTHERED TO SHOW UP!
KIRA: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE KOOKAMUNGA?
IGGY: NOTHING, IT'S THE BEST PARK IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
WHAT ABOUT, IF WE WERE TO PROMOTE THE KOOK WITH
SOME GREAT NEW SITES AND ACTIVITIES?
KIRA: YEAH, AND WHOEVER COMES UP WITH THE BEST IDEA
GETS THEIR PICTURE ON A GLOSSY NEW PROMOTIONAL BROCHURE!
IGGY: WHICH'LL BRING IN NEW TOURISTS!
SPIFF: WHO'LL THROW THE BROCHURES EVERYWHERE!
CATFISH STU: SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF WORK TO ME.
KIRA: MORE TOURISTS, MORE MONEY.
CATFISH STU: GREAT IDEA, GLAD I THOUGHT OF IT.
IGGY: I'VE GOT, A MILLION GREAT IDEAS.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SET UP A KOOK ROCK CLIMBING SCHOOL!
YES, IDEAS LIKE THIS DON'T JUST DROP OUT OF THE SKY!
UGH, OOMPH.
KIRA: HEY, ARE YOU HERE TO CHECK OUT MY
ROCK CLIMBING SCHOOL?
IGGY: YOUR ROCK CLIMBING SCHOOL?
KIRA: GREAT IDEA, HUH?
I CAN'T BELIEVE I THOUGHT OF IT!
IGGY: NEITHER CAN I.
KIRA: SO WHAT'S YOUR IDEA?
IGGY: UH, IT'S A, A SURPRISE, YEA, SEE YA.
TAKE PART OF THE KOOK, CLEAN UP ALL TRACES OF MODERN
CIVILIZATION, AND TA-DA!
A PERFECTLY RESTORED ECOSYSTEM.
NOW THIS IS A GREAT IDEA!
SPIFF: JUST IN TIME TO VISIT MY ALL NATURAL NATURE PRESERVE!
THE PERFECT ECOSYSTEM.
TRASH KABOB, ANYONE?
IGGY: GREAT IDEA, SPIFF, YEA, WISH I'D THOUGHT OF IT,
SOONER.
THIS IS AN EVEN BETTER IDEA, GO WHERE EVERYBODY ISN'T,
"IGGY'S KOOKAMUNGA RETREAT!"
YEA-HA-HA, TA-DA!
ZOOP: WELCOME TO "ZOOP'S ZEN RETREAT."
IGGY: YOUR RETREAT?
ZOOP: WELL, NO ONE CAN EVER REALLY CLAIM OWNERSHIP
OF ANYTHING, BUT FOR THE PURPOSES OF HAVING MY PICTURE
ON THE KOOK BROCHURE, YES, MY RETREAT.
ISN'T IT CALMING?
NO ONE AROUND FOR MILES?
IGGY: YEA, I'M MELLOWING AS WE SPEAK, BYE.
ZOOP: IGGY, WHAT'S YOUR IDEA?
IGGY: IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS.
OKAY, THIS IDEA'S PERFECT, A HIKER'S CABIN IN THE FOREST!
I'LL CALL IT "IGGY'S KOOKAMUNGA LODGE."
WHAT?
JIGGERS: WELCOME TO "JIGGER'S KOOKAMUNGA BEAVER LODGE!"
IGGY: WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE HEEBIE-JEEBIES FOREST!
JIGGERS: I KNOW, BUT I COULDN'T RESIST THIS IDEA
AND I'M TOO BUSY CHEWING TO BE SCARED, AMAZING HUH?
IGGY: YES, VERY AMAZING.
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, UGH I GIVE UP.
JIGGERS: HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
IGGY: UGH, EVERY IDEA I'VE COME UP WITH HAS ALREADY
BEEN DONE BY SOMEONE ELSE!
JIGGERS: AH, YOU'LL THINK OF SOMETHING IG, YOU ALWAYS DO.
IGGY: JIG, I'VE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING!
JIGGERS: COME ON, LET'S GO FOR A WALK, IT'LL INSPIRE YOU!
HOLD ON, I PROMISED TO BRING BACK THESE APPLES
FOR ZOOP'S STORE.
IGGY: MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, A HIKE IS JUST WHAT I NEED.
COME ON, LET'S GO FIND ME A GREAT IDEA!
I NEED SOMETHING ORIGINAL, SOMETHING UNIQUE,
SOMETHING [GASPS], LIKE THAT!
A UNICORN!
JIGGERS: WHERE, NEAR THE ZEBRA AND THE RHINO?
IGGY: UH, NO, NEVER MIND.
LET'S GO LOOK FOR SOMETHING ELSE.
[GASPS].
A DODO BIRD!
THEY'VE BEEN EXTINCT FOR OVER 200 YEARS!
JIGGERS: WHERE?
BESIDE THAT WILD TURKEY TOSSING THE BOOT OFF HIS HEAD?
IGGY: UGH, THAT'S IT, I'M DETERMINED TO FIND SOMETHING!
I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY ADVERSITY!
I WILL...
HELLO, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
JIGGERS: IG, THIS IS PERFECT,
TOURISTS WOULD GO WILD FOR A BABY PANDA!
IGGY: I KNOW, THIS'D MAKE A PERFECT PANDA SANCTUARY!
JIGGERS: BUT HOW WOULD ANYONE GET HERE, IT'S SO REMOTE.
IGGY: HMMM, HMMM.
JIGGERS: WE COULD BRING HIM INTO A MORE ACCESSIBLE AREA.
IGGY: UH-UH, NO WAY, THIS IS HIS HOME.
OH WELL, THAT WAS ALMOST A GREAT IDEA.
CANOE TRIPS?
JIGGERS: DONE.
IGGY: BIRD WATCHING TOURS, HUH?
JIGGERS: DONE.
IGGY: HOW MANY IDEAS IS THAT?
JIGGERS: 999,248.
IGGY: 'CAUSE I'VE STILL GOT A FEW MORE.
JIGGERS: I'LL BET THAT'S NOT ONE OF THEM!
FERRET BROTHERS: WHEE, AI-EEE!
CATFISH STU: STEP RIGHT UP, EVERYBODY'S A WINNER!
IGGY: STU, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
THIS IS NO WAY TO ATTRACT TOURISTS!
CATFISH STU: OH, YEA?
WELL, THESE FOLKS AND THEIR DINEROS DON'T AGREE!
NOW HOW SHOULD I POSE FOR MY PICTURE ON THE KOOK BROCHURE,
LIKE THIS?
OR LIKE THIS?
HA-HA-HA.
IGGY: WE CAN'T LET STU GET AWAY WITH THIS, A TACKY,
TRASHY MIDWAY RIGHT HERE, IN THE KOOK!
AAAAH!
JIGGERS: IGGY, CALM DOWN, HERE, EAT AN APPLE.
HUH, THAT'S FUNNY.
IGGY: I DON'T BELIEVE THAT CATFISH STU!
JIGGERS: YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SAY IT BUT HE
IS BRINGING IN TOURISTS.
IGGY: I KNOW, BUT THEY'RE NOT EVEN GETTING A CHANCE TO
EXPERIENCE ALL THE WONDERS OF THE KOOK!
ALL THEY'RE GETTING IS A CHANCE TO WIN A CHEAP,
STUFFED TOY!
JIGGERS: NOT IF SOMEONE WINS ALL THE PRIZES FIRST.
HOW'S YOUR BASEBALL TOSSING ARM?
IGGY: NOT BAD.
CATFISH STU: FEELING LUCKY TODAY PIG?
OOO, A LIVE ONE, GOODY.
IGGY: OH, BEGINNERS LUCK, WHAT'S NEXT?
YOU ONLY GAVE ME 9, I WON 10.
CATFISH STU: I'LL OWE YA, WE'RE UH,
RUNNING OUT OF INVENTORY.
IGGY: UH, WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE?
HEY, HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
[CROWD GUSHING].
JIGGERS, IT'S THE LITTLE GUY FROM BEFORE.
I THINK HE FOLLOWED US HERE BECAUSE OF YOUR APPLES!
JIGGERS: THAT WOULD EXPLAIN MY EMPTY KNAPSACK.
IGGY: OH YEA, PANDAS LOVE APPLES ALMOST AS MUCH
AS THEY LOVE BAMBOO!
CATFISH STU: WAIT, THAT'S MINE!
IGGY: SORRY, STU, HE DOESN'T BELONG TO ANYONE.
JIGGERS: UM EXCEPT MAYBE HER AND HIM!
KIRA: A PANDA SANCTUARY, WHAT A FABULOUS IDEA FOR TOURISM!
IGGY: YEA, BUT MOOSEKNUCKLE ISN'T EXACTLY A SANCTUARY.
KIRA: ISN'T THERE SOME WAY WE COULD GET TOURISTS
OUT INTO THE WILD?
IGGY: YOU KNOW, THERE MIGHT BE A WAY,
NOW THAT STU'S OUT OF BUSINESS.
CATFISH STU: I'M NOT OUTTA BUSINESS!
I JUST TEMPORARILY RAN OUT OF PRIZES.
UNLESS, GUESS YOUR WEIGHT, WIN A FERRET!
RO-BEAR: I SINK EET MIGHT BE NICE TO WIN ZEE FERRET.
WHAT DO I 'AVE TO DO?
IGGY: HEY, STU, YOU WANNA MAKE SOME MONEY?
CATFISH STU: I'M LISTENING.
IGGY: NOW, LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT.
NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL A THEME PARK.
CATFISH STU: HEY, WANNA SEE SOME SCARY WILD ANIMALS?
OOH, SCARY WILD ANIMALS, GRRR, GROWL.
[FERRET BROTHERS GROWLING].