Hey, everybody.
I'm Zachary Levi, and I am about to play and crush
Mash Libs.
Bestowed with the powers of the gods,
Billy Batson and his fellow foster kids are still learning how to juggle
teenage life with having adult superhero alter-egos.
But when the Daughters of Atlas, a vengeful trio of ancient gods,
arrive on Earth in search of the magic stolen from them long ago, Billy, a.k.a.
Shazam and his family are thrust into a battle for their superpowers,
their lives and the fate of their world.
So here's what happens.
I'm going to ask you all about, you know, some plural nouns,
some verbs, some adjectives, and you're going to give me some of those.
And Zachary is going to read the logline that you all come up with.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- Love these!
- [Ty] Do you love games?
- I love games! Games are refreshing to me. - We love games!
I love that you love that.
- [Ty] So we're going to start with you, Helen.
- [Lucy] Oh, no! - [Ty] If you can give me a plural noun.
- A what? - Any plural noun.
- A plural noun?
Um. God, I can’t think of a single noun.
- I forgot all of my words.
Birds.
- [Ty] I love that.
Plural noun.
- Ribbons.
- [Ty] Ribbons. Okay.
Meagan, let me get a celeb name.
- Halle Berry.
- [Ty] We love her.
- We do.
- [Ty] Okay, Lucy, if you can give me an adjective.
- Superb.
- Wow!
Let me get a plural noun.
- Plural noun?
Ducks.
- [Ty] Ducks.
- I love ducks.
- [Ty] Adam, you're going to give me a verb.
- Not my stroing point, I can tell you right now.
- Snore.
- [Ty] Snore.
I think we’re going to use that one.
- [Ty] I think we’re going to use that one.
Ross, let me get a adjective.
- Floppy.
- [Ty] Floppy. Okay!
- [DJ] Why is that funny?
- Let's get a noun from Ross.
- Banana.
- [Ty] Okay, Jack, give me a plural noun.
- A plural noun. Um...
A plecostomus.
It's like a fish.
Okay, nevermind , that's mean.
I don't even know how to spell that, either.
- [Ty] Me neither.
- Anteaters!
- [Ty] Anteaters!
And then, Asher, let me get a celeb name.
- Dane Cook.
- Who’s that?
- Yeah, you’re right.
- Dean Cook?
- Still not right.
Um...
- Susan Boyle. - Stop it.
Jennifer Aniston.
- Oh, we love her.
- Who doesn’t like Jennifer Aniston? - [Ty] We love Jennifer Aniston.
- My girl!
- [Ty] Rachel, you can give me a noun that's a place.
- Um, Beverly Hills.
- [Ty] Yes. One of my favorite places in L.A.
Asher, you're going to give me a noun that's a thing.
- Cookie butter. - Stop.
- Oh, I like cookie butter. - Love cookie butter.
So underrated, my god!
- Guitar.
- Guitar. Guitar. Okay. That was perfect.
- [Ty] Helen, if you can give me a new superhero name.
- Mm hmm.
Petrolea.
Oh!
Oh, yes!
- Came out of nowhere.
- Step on the gas.
- [Ty] Grace, let me get a plural noun.
- Orangutans.
- [Ty] Orangutans.
- Got a lot of animals up in here, guys.
And then you're going to give me a noun.
- Turtle. Actually, no. Terrapin.
Terrapin.
- Can’t you just say something normal? - Terrapin.
- What is that? - Terrapin is like a turtle.
- [Ty] We're going to use that one.
- Why not just use a turtle? - Because terrapins have different noses, Asher!
If that is, in fact, your real name. - So, it’s a different type of turtle?
- Yes, it’s a different type of turtle. - Different species?
- Terrapin Station.
So sorry about him.
- I'm sorry about my brother.
- No please, I understand.
- He’s got a lot of issues.
- We’ve got a live-wire over here. - Life counselor.
- Hey, Freakazoid!
Why don’t they have you both in like a show yet?
- It’s an abusive relationship.
- I need you both in a sitcom now.
Like on something.
- No, it’s a reality show.
- Bestowed with the birds of the ribbons,
Halle Berry and her fellow superb ducks are still learning
how to snore floppy life with having adult banana anteaters.
But when the Daughters of Jennifer Aniston, a vengeful trio of ancient gods,
arrive on Beverly Hills in search of the guitar
stolen from them long ago Halle
Berry — aka Patrolea —
and her family are thrust into a battle for their superpowers,
their orangutans and the fate of their terrapin.
Guys! I'm really good at this.
Honestly, I could have a job doing this.
I cold read that!