(lullaby music)
- It's been too long.
- It's so good to see you.
- Hi.
Oh, your place.
- Shhh.
- Why are we whispering?
- Don't
wake
the baby.
(Eerie horror music)
- We're sleep training.
- I opened up the good stuff
from Italy.
- To reconnecting with old friends.
- No clinking.
The baby.
- Can he really hear glass clinking?
(laughing)
(chips crunching)
- I mean what happens if he wakes up?
- Shhh.
We gotta move.
This is just like old times.
- Yeah minus the Jaeger shots.
Are you guys laughing silently?
- Just because we're sleep training
doesn't mean we're not fun.
(eerie horror music)
So tell me about your mom.
How is she?
- Not great.
She just started her second-
She just started her second round of
- Shhh.
- She just started her second round of chemo therapy.
- Sorry.
Could you tie your voice down
just one more notch?
- You guys I'm barely even speaking.
If I talk any quieter, I'll just be mouthing words.
I don't know what you're saying.
You know what?
Maybe it's better if I come back when the baby's awake.
- No.
- Don't be crazy.
- We've been so excited for your visit.
- We told ourselves having kids wouldn't change us.
- Please.
( Lullaby music)
- You can' stop every sound from ever happening.
- Of course.
- Achoo. (sneezing)
- Oh, that was a close one.
- It's okay I'm a dad now.
- Can I use your restroom?
- Of course.
It's down the hall.
(floor creaks)
- Don't move.
- These floors are like sound landmines.
- No flushing.
(eerie horror music)
(dog wheezing)
- What did you guys do to your dog?
You didn't like take out its voice box did you?
You didn't do that because that would be crazy.
- I'll tell you what's crazy.
The fact that we haven't gone to the garage.
- Yeah, we're taking too many chances.
Because his mother's allergic to kale.
(orchestra music)
(car honking)
(outside laughter)
- I got this.
(orchestra music)
(car honking)
(sound of gun shot)
- What'd I miss?
- I need to go.
- [Man] Already?
- Yeah.
- Party pooper.
- Hey, quiter footsteps.
On your tip toes like we practiced.
- Oh shoot, I forgot my phone.
_ You
what?
( high intensity action music)
(high intensity action music)
- No calls. No texts.
- What's wrong with you people?
- [Man] Shhh.
Listen.
The baby.
(footsteps)
(eerie horror music)
- What the hell guys?
I'm trying to sleep in here.
- [Man and Woman] Baby!
- Oh, hush.
- Lullaby.
- This is your baby?
- Baby.
- You guys are insane!
- You woke the baby.
(high intensity orchestra music)